The Biggest AMG Lie.
03-31-2009, 04:46 PM
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Hey Guys,
I need to come clean. With all the great track times being posted these days I am feeling a bit guilty because I’ve not been honest with myself and others. I’m starting to wonder why I feel the need to misrepresent something as silly as a car. Specifically my 650hp, 11.2 @ 124mph, E55.
You see, I don’t even know if my car has 650hp but that’s what I tell people when I get questioned at a gas station or store parking lot. I also like to throw around the impressive time of 11.2 @ 124, even though the best I’ve ever done is 11.7. I justify my deceitfulness by believing it is plausible that my car could run that fast. Hell….... others have done it so why not include myself in this elite group? I know………it’s pathetic but I honestly don’t know why I do it. I never lie regarding other matters. I have a great life with a wonderful family, good friends and a job I love.
So tell me......... am I sick.... do I need help... or is this just harmless and normal car enthusiast behavior? Do you guys ever tell a lie about your AMG?
BTW don’t tell me I’m compensating for my small member.
I need to come clean. With all the great track times being posted these days I am feeling a bit guilty because I’ve not been honest with myself and others. I’m starting to wonder why I feel the need to misrepresent something as silly as a car. Specifically my 650hp, 11.2 @ 124mph, E55.
You see, I don’t even know if my car has 650hp but that’s what I tell people when I get questioned at a gas station or store parking lot. I also like to throw around the impressive time of 11.2 @ 124, even though the best I’ve ever done is 11.7. I justify my deceitfulness by believing it is plausible that my car could run that fast. Hell….... others have done it so why not include myself in this elite group? I know………it’s pathetic but I honestly don’t know why I do it. I never lie regarding other matters. I have a great life with a wonderful family, good friends and a job I love.
So tell me......... am I sick.... do I need help... or is this just harmless and normal car enthusiast behavior? Do you guys ever tell a lie about your AMG?
BTW don’t tell me I’m compensating for my small member.
03-31-2009, 04:51 PM
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03-31-2009, 05:28 PM
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03-31-2009, 05:38 PM
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Last week an acne infested young man driving a Ford Mustang asked me that question and I responded, "It'll do 11.2". While only yesterday, I responded to an over-breasted, almost legal vixen in a BMW with a, "I went 11.2.
03-31-2009, 05:58 PM
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i did 11.21 i said it lol... but what did i do let me think 11.21 @ 125.20 oh ya that was it lol just wanted to rub it in more ... but now my car seems to be running like crap changing plugs .. on cylinder 8 and 2 one plug was loose on each cylinder
03-31-2009, 06:05 PM
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I love that site. All the ricers go on there and look up CLK55 and then call me out. The fastest CLK55 listed on there ran 12.5 @ 111 
Now Imagine what they think after the race... How much nitrous are you spraying in that thing? If only they knew
Now Imagine what they think after the race... How much nitrous are you spraying in that thing? If only they knew
03-31-2009, 06:15 PM
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I thought I was in for some crazy scandal. That's nothing big Rock. You are being a man about though. (tips hat) 
03-31-2009, 06:16 PM
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I have a feeling Rock is holding out on us, His car probably just went 10.99 or something like that therefore his 11.2 is a lie. Come on Rock, level with us.
03-31-2009, 06:25 PM
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When I see a ricer flyby commence in the rear view mirror, I drop the S65 into 2nd or 3rd (depending on speed) and feather the throttle so the moron thinks that's what I've got. Then when he reaches my back bumper I floor it. I love it. It's so dishonest but so sweet.
03-31-2009, 06:48 PM
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03-31-2009, 07:34 PM
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03-31-2009, 07:36 PM
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Rock say it aint so brutha.LOL. I bet the oily mustang kid started dry docking ur E55
Well that's a reasonable question and to tell ya the truth, I've stated it both ways.
Last week an acne infested young man driving a Ford Mustang asked me that question and I responded, "It'll do 11.2". While only yesterday, I responded to an over-breasted, almost legal vixen in a BMW with a, "I went 11.2.
Last week an acne infested young man driving a Ford Mustang asked me that question and I responded, "It'll do 11.2". While only yesterday, I responded to an over-breasted, almost legal vixen in a BMW with a, "I went 11.2.
Vic, I'm usually not a fan of red cars but GOTDAYYUMM that is truly SICKNESS
The ONLY thing you could do to make it better? Add a Carbon Fiber accent on that air/intake on rear fender...DROOL
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03-31-2009, 08:23 PM
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03-31-2009, 09:25 PM
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I admit my pitiful vacillation and you offer your Porsche TT for our viewing pleasure.
You win........................
03-31-2009, 11:09 PM
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As usual, my thread has become trivialized..........Thanks!! I'm trying to cleanse my soul of personal misgivings and you're dominating me like a $20 *****.
I admit my pitiful vacillation and you offer your Porsche TT for our viewing pleasure.
You win........................
