speeding ticket
Trooper tries for an admission of guilt, I respond with "I don't want to kid you, why don't you tell me..." He says, well I caught you at 102 mph at Lenox and it took me three miles to catch up. I say, that fast, huh ? Where you headed ? Well, I have a golf outing. Hey, I like golf ! What year is this ? It's an 05, thinking this has to be a good sign.
Gives me a ticket for 89 in the 55. I thank him for his forbearance. I ask him, BTW, how fast did you get up to ? He says, 130 that's all she'll do...



