Anyone up in NY wanna school a CLK550 owner who claims to have beaten a 211 E55?
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Well, your ridiculous claim that a CLS55 vs a CLK550 would be "a good run" doesn't make them look any better:
Please, sir: step away from the crack pipe. Wtf are they putting in the water up there?
Please, sir: step away from the crack pipe. Wtf are they putting in the water up there?
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straight up corn alcohol. i never said i smoked cls55 did i ? i said would be a nice run.
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Good to see you posting once again, Improviz.
Pity the idiot that feels compelled to buck irrefutable physics and otherwise sound engineering/performance principles.
Respectfully suggest you permit the pretend-o-boys to henceforth wallow in their misguided forum fantasies.
Pity the idiot that feels compelled to buck irrefutable physics and otherwise sound engineering/performance principles.
Respectfully suggest you permit the pretend-o-boys to henceforth wallow in their misguided forum fantasies.
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Thanks, good to be back! Been lurking, just not posting much...
I'd be happy to give either of the dynamic duo a run and education, but I think this one's in the tri-state area and the other guy's in Queens, whereas I'm stuck out here in Tejas!! Oh, well, maybe someone else will give BLKCLK550 a run; he's now claiming to have run a 12.8 in his CLK550, so hey, it'll be a good run!! 
I'd be happy to give either of the dynamic duo a run and education, but I think this one's in the tri-state area and the other guy's in Queens, whereas I'm stuck out here in Tejas!! Oh, well, maybe someone else will give BLKCLK550 a run; he's now claiming to have run a 12.8 in his CLK550, so hey, it'll be a good run!!
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UPDATE: this guy BLKCLK550 has been posting crap in the same thread about how his CLK550 would give a CLS55 "a good race". Since the CLS55 and E55 (per mbusa) are about 37 pounds apart, this means that he could also give an E55 "a good race".
So any volunteers (either CLS55 or E55) to run him? He's in the tri-state area, and has really been a dick about this, and I'd like to see someone run him, get the beating on video, and post it in the kill stories forum to shut him up.
Any takers?? Let me know. Thanks in advance!!
So any volunteers (either CLS55 or E55) to run him? He's in the tri-state area, and has really been a dick about this, and I'd like to see someone run him, get the beating on video, and post it in the kill stories forum to shut him up.
Any takers?? Let me know. Thanks in advance!!
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UPDATE: this guy BLKCLK550 has been posting crap in the same thread about how his CLK550 would give a CLS55 "a good race". Since the CLS55 and E55 (per mbusa) are about 37 pounds apart, this means that he could also give an E55 "a good race".
So any volunteers (either CLS55 or E55) to run him? He's in the tri-state area, and has really been a dick about this, and I'd like to see someone run him, get the beating on video, and post it in the kill stories forum to shut him up.
Any takers?? Let me know. Thanks in advance!!
So any volunteers (either CLS55 or E55) to run him? He's in the tri-state area, and has really been a dick about this, and I'd like to see someone run him, get the beating on video, and post it in the kill stories forum to shut him up.
Any takers?? Let me know. Thanks in advance!!
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Why don't you guys race already and bury this subject. Most of know what the outcome will already be but there are plenty of things that could go wrong in heads up racing. Street racing and track racing are 2 totally different animals. Either way be safe and enjoy your cars, they're all awesome cars with different purposes.
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Why don't you guys race already and bury this subject. Most of know what the outcome will already be but there are plenty of things that could go wrong in heads up racing. Street racing and track racing are 2 totally different animals. Either way be safe and enjoy your cars, they're all awesome cars with different purposes.
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he left the original thread and made this one..... that guy is so cool.
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Sure, I researched your posts, wow, lots of people do that when it appears that someone is lying and/or inconsistent...took me all of one minute to find out what a consummate bull*****ter you are, and this was before you pulled the magic 12.8 second 1/4 mile you claimed to have run out of your ****...of course, even though you videotape and post kill stories against rice, you forgot to take your camera w/you to the strip, didn't post a single word of it until now, and of course conveniently lost the timeslip, and even though you post about it when you put a new coat hanger in your car, you managed not to post about these supposed slicks you purchased for it, etc...
But hey, we'll find out now that you've agreed to run one. If you think you'll be within 6 lengths of an E55 in a 40-130 run, you've got access to better drugs than Elvis ever had.
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Well gee, that brings up an interesting question, actually a few, which if answered will allow me to give you a pretty reliable estimate. You claim to have run a 12.8 1/4 mile in your CLK550. So please elaborate:
1) when and where was this done?
2) at what trap speed?
3) what was your 60' time?
4) did you ever find the mystery timeslip?
1) when and where was this done?
2) at what trap speed?
3) what was your 60' time?
4) did you ever find the mystery timeslip?
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Well gee, that brings up an interesting question, actually a few, which if answered will allow me to give you a pretty reliable estimate. You claim to have run a 12.8 1/4 mile in your CLK550. So please elaborate:
1) when and where was this done?
2) at what trap speed?
3) what was your 60' time?
4) did you ever find the mystery timeslip?
1) when and where was this done?
2) at what trap speed?
3) what was your 60' time?
4) did you ever find the mystery timeslip?
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What, not only can't you find the slip, you can't even remember where you ran it, when, or your trap or 60' times, when you supposedly ran a friggin' 12.8 in a CLK550???
Might this be becase you're full of it and just made the whole thing up?
Surely that isn't it.
Last edited by Improviz; Dec 21, 2009 at 01:23 AM.
