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Originally posted by krispykrme
If i show her the gonads as i did here, i will lose 50% of my asset. It's called divorce law here in U.S.
If i show her the gonads as i did here, i will lose 50% of my asset. It's called divorce law here in U.S.
And if teh brand of car that you buy is something you concede, i cant imagine what else she is able to get out of you. Smart girl..has u by the *****.
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Originally posted by krispykrme
If i show her the gonads as i did here, i will lose 50% of my asset. It's called divorce law here in U.S.
If i show her the gonads as i did here, i will lose 50% of my asset. It's called divorce law here in U.S.
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Originally posted by ThemisN
thats what's stopping you ? Next time, its called a pre-nup.
And if teh brand of car that you buy is something you concede, i cant imagine what else she is able to get out of you. Smart girl..has u by the *****.
thats what's stopping you ? Next time, its called a pre-nup.
And if teh brand of car that you buy is something you concede, i cant imagine what else she is able to get out of you. Smart girl..has u by the *****.
I was a poor college kid at the time. Pre-nup, never entered my mind at the time. In addition, pre-nup does not apply if you are married for over 10 years.
She gets away with anything she pleases. As long as she does not drag me into shopping spree, I am happy. I just want to pay off her credit card every month and not be bothered. Anything can be solved with money, I am all for it.
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Originally posted by krispykrme
I was a poor college kid at the time. Pre-nup, never entered my mind at the time. In addition, pre-nup does not apply if you are married for over 10 years.
She gets away with anything she pleases. As long as she does not drag me into shopping spree, I am happy. I just want to pay off her credit card every month and not be bothered. Anything can be solved with money, I am all for it.
I was a poor college kid at the time. Pre-nup, never entered my mind at the time. In addition, pre-nup does not apply if you are married for over 10 years.
She gets away with anything she pleases. As long as she does not drag me into shopping spree, I am happy. I just want to pay off her credit card every month and not be bothered. Anything can be solved with money, I am all for it.
Sucks to deal with it....but in a couple of years when i may be in teh same shoes, no woman is gonna dictate what cars are parked in my stable. Me paying off her credit card is plenty.
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Originally posted by ThemisN
well you wouldve had to have assets to write up the prenup. About the 10 year thing, i think its beacuse chances are your assets have increased signficantly to the point where it's only excluding a portion.
Sucks to deal with it....but in a couple of years when i may be in teh same shoes, no woman is gonna dictate what cars are parked in my stable. Me paying off her credit card is plenty.
well you wouldve had to have assets to write up the prenup. About the 10 year thing, i think its beacuse chances are your assets have increased signficantly to the point where it's only excluding a portion.
Sucks to deal with it....but in a couple of years when i may be in teh same shoes, no woman is gonna dictate what cars are parked in my stable. Me paying off her credit card is plenty.
you know, it's not too late to get a divorce now and re-marry. I am already too late. So I have to keep her happy.
come to think of it, paying off credit card is not that bad. As long as she is not nagging you left and right. That I can't stand. My wife always asked me about her shoes, cloth, handbag...blah blah. I just say go ahead and buy it. If you don't like it later, buy another one.
In couple years, you will learn how to deal with woman. My advise to you is do not give any negative comment on what you SO wear. Only positive comments. Don't ever mention that you think a $2k LV bag is
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Originally posted by ThemisN
actually i dont think a 2k LV bag is that ridiculous. We just blow our money on other things.
actually i dont think a 2k LV bag is that ridiculous. We just blow our money on other things.
Nevertheless, I would rather lose that 50% than having to deal with the 'oh it's too late she got me now' mentality for the rest of my life.
So instead of getting 2 M5s, KK will still have one. And the change in lifestyle may be healthy too.
I would not be surprised if Mrs. KK is poisoning KK force feeding him into a XXXL size. It's a dirty trick to alienate the husband from all the exotic cars.
KK, come out like a real man, sell all her stupid clothes on eBay and get the 3rd M5!
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Re: Mrs. KK
Originally posted by W210
Yeah, the LV is a bargain Kia compared to those Hermes Birkins.
Yeah, the LV is a bargain Kia compared to those Hermes Birkins.
Next thing she does is buy this bag Hermes Birkins = $17,000
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Yeah, the LV is a bargain Kia compared to those Hermes Birkins.
Nevertheless, I would rather lose that 50% than having to deal with the 'oh it's too late she got me now' mentality for the rest of my life.
So instead of getting 2 M5s, KK will still have one. And the change in lifestyle may be healthy too.
I would not be surprised if Mrs. KK is poisoning KK force feeding him into a XXXL size. It's a dirty trick to alienate the husband from all the exotic cars.
KK, come out like a real man, sell all her stupid clothes on eBay and get the 3rd M5!
Yeah, the LV is a bargain Kia compared to those Hermes Birkins.
Nevertheless, I would rather lose that 50% than having to deal with the 'oh it's too late she got me now' mentality for the rest of my life.
So instead of getting 2 M5s, KK will still have one. And the change in lifestyle may be healthy too.
I would not be surprised if Mrs. KK is poisoning KK force feeding him into a XXXL size. It's a dirty trick to alienate the husband from all the exotic cars.
KK, come out like a real man, sell all her stupid clothes on eBay and get the 3rd M5!
lol.
If i do that, i would be 100% sure I will be on the headline of mercury news.
BTW, she is not poisoning me. She can't cook. We eat out every day. Hmm, wait a second, may be this is the way she is poison me. She never stops me from eating too much KK.
BTW, what hell is Hermes Birkins? Sorry, I am not into woman things.
I seriously has no clue what my wife is buying.
To be honest, I don't want a divorce either. I like my wife except her certain habit. Plus my kid needs a mom.
I don't think my heart would be able to handle another woman. It's like a pair of shoes. Once you establish the ground rule. I can live with that. Establish new ground rule is just way too painful.
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Re: Re: Mrs. KK
Originally posted by krispykrme
lol.
If i do that, i would be 100% sure I will be on the headline of mercury news.
BTW, she is not poisoning me. She can't cook. We eat out every day. Hmm, wait a second, may be this is the way she is poison me. She never stops me from eating too much KK.
BTW, what hell is Hermes Birkins? Sorry, I am not into woman things.
I seriously has no clue what my wife is buying.
To be honest, I don't want a divorce either. I like my wife except her certain habit. Plus my kid needs a mom.
I don't think my heart would be able to handle another woman. It's like a pair of shoes. Once you establish the ground rule. I can live with that. Establish new ground rule is just way too painful.
lol.
If i do that, i would be 100% sure I will be on the headline of mercury news.
BTW, she is not poisoning me. She can't cook. We eat out every day. Hmm, wait a second, may be this is the way she is poison me. She never stops me from eating too much KK.
BTW, what hell is Hermes Birkins? Sorry, I am not into woman things.
I seriously has no clue what my wife is buying.
To be honest, I don't want a divorce either. I like my wife except her certain habit. Plus my kid needs a mom.
I don't think my heart would be able to handle another woman. It's like a pair of shoes. Once you establish the ground rule. I can live with that. Establish new ground rule is just way too painful.
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Nah I took it down cause it was really mean and ask that no one re-posts it if they find it, especially since there's plenty of other funny pics to bash this thread that don't make fun of innocents...
Nah I took it down cause it was really mean and ask that no one re-posts it if they find it, especially since there's plenty of other funny pics to bash this thread that don't make fun of innocents...
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Originally posted by krispykrme
BTW, what hell is Hermes Birkins? Sorry, I am not into woman things.
BTW, what hell is Hermes Birkins? Sorry, I am not into woman things.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...482671388&rd=1
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Originally posted by krispykrme
I was happy because my presidental canadiate won the election.
I was happy because my presidental canadiate won the election.
Back to your president, I'm sorry but I have no respect for him whatsoever. His staged gun shot is a farce to democracy and an insult to all friends from Taiwan.
Originally posted by krispykrme
i didn't start the war. I am not going to back down from it. I made that point clear yesterday. If any rednecks wants to provoke me, i am going to fight back.
i didn't start the war. I am not going to back down from it. I made that point clear yesterday. If any rednecks wants to provoke me, i am going to fight back.
About the Berkin, I think it'll suit you guys well, some of the models are quite large and can fit lots of KK donuts so you'll never run out on the road.
But seriously, you should watch your woman she sounds pretty deadly. Stuffing you like a French goose refusing to cook and she has the kid to blackmail you.
Ground rules will be rewritten as she learns what real high life is all about. Once her materialistic greed overshadows her affection for the family, you'll run into problems.
By the way, I always wonder how big are you, would you look like a mini Kim Schmitz? Does Mrs. KK look like the hot babe in the following link or is she like a female version of Kim Schmitz?
http://www.kimble.org/carib2000/
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Originally posted by W210
I'm not going to ruin the RS6 thread so I'll reply here. This thread is harmless as it has the most stupid title which I'm sure real car enthusiasts wouldn't bother clicking.
Back to your president, I'm sorry but I have no respect for him whatsoever. His staged gun shot is a farce to democracy and an insult to all friends from Taiwan.
Come on, let's not be childish here, it's a comedy and not a war and it's great entertainment for us.
About the Berkin, I think it'll suit you guys well, some of the models are quite large and can fit lots of KK donuts so you'll never run out on the road.
But seriously, you should watch your woman she sounds pretty deadly. Stuffing you like a French goose refusing to cook and she has the kid to blackmail you.
Ground rules will be rewritten as she learns what real high life is all about. Once her materialistic greed overshadows her affection for the family, you'll run into problems.
By the way, I always wonder how big are you, would you look like a mini Kim Schmitz? Does Mrs. KK look like the hot babe in the following link or is she like a female version of Kim Schmitz?
http://www.kimble.org/carib2000/
I'm not going to ruin the RS6 thread so I'll reply here. This thread is harmless as it has the most stupid title which I'm sure real car enthusiasts wouldn't bother clicking.
Back to your president, I'm sorry but I have no respect for him whatsoever. His staged gun shot is a farce to democracy and an insult to all friends from Taiwan.
Come on, let's not be childish here, it's a comedy and not a war and it's great entertainment for us.
About the Berkin, I think it'll suit you guys well, some of the models are quite large and can fit lots of KK donuts so you'll never run out on the road.
But seriously, you should watch your woman she sounds pretty deadly. Stuffing you like a French goose refusing to cook and she has the kid to blackmail you.
Ground rules will be rewritten as she learns what real high life is all about. Once her materialistic greed overshadows her affection for the family, you'll run into problems.
By the way, I always wonder how big are you, would you look like a mini Kim Schmitz? Does Mrs. KK look like the hot babe in the following link or is she like a female version of Kim Schmitz?
http://www.kimble.org/carib2000/
I would certainly hope that you do not bring up the politics in taiwan from now on.
I actually would be a mini-kimble. My wife on the other hand is tall and thin. she is much better looking than i am.
I wouldn't call her a hot babe though.
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Originally posted by krispykrme
I would certainly hope that you do not bring up the politics in taiwan from now on.
I would certainly hope that you do not bring up the politics in taiwan from now on.
Hate to sound like your many nemisis but I have to repeat, you started it first.
But take it easy, no need to get overly serious about this as I am not in a mood for a meaningless political debate. In fact, I apologize for not reading your lengthy reply as I find the topic rather dry.
Let's talk about something more dynamic, how many KK donuts can you down in one go?
I think you're just modest about your wife, she must be pretty hot, do you have a photo to share?
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my fault. i got carried away. i did deserve that fire back.
you really had to ask me that question about kk
I had an incident last year that I ate entire dozen of KK on the drive home from KK to my house.
I am trying to cut back on KK, so its about one a day now. Those things are so addictive.
No seriously speaking, my wife is nothing to be classified as hot babe. However, she is about 5'7 weighs significantly thinner than i am. Typical asian woman in her mid 30. She forbid me from posting her picture.
you really had to ask me that question about kk
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I had an incident last year that I ate entire dozen of KK on the drive home from KK to my house.
I am trying to cut back on KK, so its about one a day now. Those things are so addictive.
No seriously speaking, my wife is nothing to be classified as hot babe. However, she is about 5'7 weighs significantly thinner than i am. Typical asian woman in her mid 30. She forbid me from posting her picture.
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Originally posted by krispykrme
No seriously speaking, my wife is nothing to be classified as hot babe. However, she is about 5'7 weighs significantly thinner than i am. Typical asian woman in her mid 30. She forbid me from posting her picture.
No seriously speaking, my wife is nothing to be classified as hot babe. However, she is about 5'7 weighs significantly thinner than i am. Typical asian woman in her mid 30. She forbid me from posting her picture.
Ok, no Mrs. KK photo for now, how about a picture of yourself holding a donut so we can match the name to the face?
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It's ok, I understand.
My wife likes KK too so I was going to print out your photo to show her so that she'll learn to exercise some self-control, that's all.
My wife likes KK too so I was going to print out your photo to show her so that she'll learn to exercise some self-control, that's all.