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Old Oct 12, 2023 | 02:07 PM
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Hey Mercedes. You're kinda creepy.

Getting familiar with the controls and trying out some of the features in the new E63 wagon. The weirdest so far is you can say "Hey Mercedes, butt massage" and it will turn on the seat massage - AND - it knows which seat you asked it from. No need to say 'driver' or 'passenger' - it knows who asked. Convenient but a little creepy.
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Old Oct 12, 2023 | 02:10 PM
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did you ask for a hot massage too
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When my wife commented that I now have another woman in my life (after I told Mercedes to do something), I Immediately announced loudly "Hey Mercedes! Just to let you know, my wife is SMOKING hot!" and the car replied "Adjusting the passenger temperature to <whatever> degrees"
We couldn't stop laughing.

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What does it do if you ask for your massage to include a "Happy Ending"?
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Getting familiar with the controls and trying out some of the features in the new E63 wagon. The weirdest so far is you can say "Hey Mercedes, butt massage" and it will turn on the seat massage - AND - it knows which seat you asked it from. No need to say 'driver' or 'passenger' - it knows who asked. Convenient but a little creepy.
Is it creepier than your phone listening to your conversations? Or NSA tracking your every move via your phone?
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Just make sure you don't accidently say "Hey Mercedes, butt plug".
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