A tuned Mercedes E55 AMG takes on a Mitsubishi Evo X FQ-400, Europe’s more powerful Evo, the one we never got in the States, the one that likes to eat Lamborghini’s for lunch.

This isn’t some Michael Bay “Transformers” shoot, or the start of a crazy “Jay Leno’s Garage,” or even the new trailer for the next “Fast and Furious.” This short film was made by, wait for it, the Dubai Police Department.

This drag race, pitting a tuned Nissan 300ZX against a tuned E55 AMG, is just another reason we’re falling deeply in love with the E55 AMG.

At first, I was looking for something with a GM V8…until a buddy of mine pulled up in his CLK55 AMG. After a ride in that, I knew what I had to look for: an AMG. Right now, I’m still looking, but the following video caught my eye, or rather, my ear.

Ugh. People are dumb. Unfortunately, the people who are usually part of the Gumball 3000 have enough cash to not care if they wreck a beautifully crafted C63. Life just isn’t fair.

Here we have one of the first real reviews of the new Mercedes-AMG GT by the folks over at Drive.com.au or, in other words, the Australians. Inevitably, there are beers, kangaroos, koalas, beers, fist fights, venomous snakes, and women with some of the best accents around in the following video.

If you don’t understand why we all need a super-tuned E55 AMG, this video is required watching.