nobli

take the easy way out. take his car for a "drive" to a destination. a FINAL destination! the auto reset is activated when the car is in D. make sure there is a sturdy object like a cae or a wall in front of you so the car doesnt run away. and hit the gas. problems solved

laneshift

I couldn't stand to watch you ruin both cars. Hey dipisht, if you take out your ECU, don't you screw everything up and require a reflash of your ECU? I swear, I thought you knew all this.

LILBENZ230

Maybe you just give Patrick a 350SS and go and get that 335i you wanted. Sorry just trying to lighten the mood. His car is FUBAR.

laneshift

Yeah, don't let this idiot touch your car. He knows nothing.

nobli

i think he is joking. if not meh

laneshift

What do you mean? He clearly ruined Patrick's car by setting something off related to airbags! White dust?? Idc if it's an '03, it's the airbags!

W203E35

What is a pre-tensioner??

You're on thin ice with that comment. I'm this close of taking you off my friends list and erasing your phone number. Like I said before I know what I am doing with DAS and I just most likely reset the control units and I have to resynchronize now the Ignition, seat belt, door locks and horn. Forget the horn, I'll just cut the wire. How do I resynchronize the rest?

Thanks

W203E35

Any German speakers?

What does "Crashstufe Ansteuern" mean? That's what I clicked on (in the picture) and I'm sure it just means reset of control module.

For those of you saying Air Bags do you think Benz will let someone explode the Air Bags??

This forum keeps getting noobier and noobier. They should have members take a test before joining this forum.

nobli

until patrick posts, im going to go ahead and call karo out on his trolling

laneshift

Instead of breaking off my relationship with you, I'll decide to help you. It means you suck at DAS programming.

samaritrey

Pretensioners preemptively tighten the belt to prevent the occupant from jerking forward in a crash. Mercedes-Benz first introduced pretensioners on the 1981 S-Class. In the event of a crash, a pretensioner will tighten the belt almost instantaneously. This reduces the motion of the occupant in a violent crash. Like airbags, pretensioners are triggered by sensors in the car's body, and most pretensioners use explosively expanding gas to drive a piston that retracts the belt. Pretensioners also lower the risk of "submarining", which is when a passenger slides forward under a loosely worn seat belt. An alternative approach being looked at by major car companies is the CG-Lock technology whereby the occupant is held in position via the lap belt in order to prevent the passenger from coming out of position in the event of a crash.

laneshift

What gives you the right? Mr. Troll catcher here needs to take a chill pill. Freaking teens these days.

LILBENZ230

Erase my number?! Oh no, anything but that! Well, with enough therapy and a support group, I may eventually be able to move on with my life.

Chill Karo! Let's take it one step at a time. First step.. Learn German.

W203E35

Hurry up guys. I need this fixed an this thread deleted quick. Help me!!

LILBENZ230

I'll agree with this!

W203E35

"Crashstufe Ansteuern" what does that mean? I translated that with Babel Fish and it doesn't mention airbag so I know it's not airbag. What is that??

laneshift

Karo, you would have failed it, no doubt.

W203E35

You know what I'm going to close my account. I don't need MBWorld!!!!!

All you guys did was accuse me of blowing up the Air Bags instead of helping me. I know that's not the Air Bag.

W203E35

Someone prove to me that this is the Air Bag!!! Exactly, there is no proof. Someone who is a Master at DAS can confirm that I didn't do anything related to Air Bags and I am that Master

samaritrey

i asked two people that know German all they know is that it has crash in it. thats all i know.

laneshift

Wow, way to be childish, Karo. All I did was point out that you probably detonated something and now it's irreversible. Be a man about it and take it from there.

LILBENZ230

Geez Karo. I really expected better of you than this. You're acting like youknowwho "inabenz" with this refusal to accept reality and demanding everyone cater to you.

W203E35

No you didn't. I know Matt or Laneshift PMed you and told you to say that. I'm not dumb.

skittles

uhhh...... dude..... wtf....

fookoo303