i was gunna do a burnout today and turned dyno mode on and i noticed that the wheels were not spinning. then i noticed that /!\ light was not on and i eas experiencing weird transmission lags.
anyone know whats going on?

 

Maybe it's broken from the last time you did something stupid? It's probably best that it messed you up. The C230 can't even manage a chirp on decent tires in dry weather so you're really gonna have to abuse it to get this result. I'll look for your next posts to the tune of "Help!!! Diff making noises!" or "Power steering pump kaput!!"

 

i used to be able to do full on burnouts on dyno mode, but right now it seems that the esp is still on somehow. i havent been messing with my car in a while, last time i did a burnout was about a month ago

 

you can just pull the esp fuse, its in the front sam. I think its either the 45 or 50amp fuse.

 

Just a thought, are you using minimal brake pressure? Because it's not lack of power. My C240 even did burnouts. No, I was not drinking. Or high.

 

I can't believe people do this with non-AMG C-class cars. :facepalm:

 

You're telling me a C350 cannot pull this off?

 

he is

 

I'm telling you a 135i can pull this off but not without me feeling like I'm REALLY abusing it. That's with 300lb-ft of torque at just off idle. So it's not a question of "if" but "why". It's not really designed to do that, so why do it?

 

Yep. I at the idea of flogging a 200hp sedan into a burn-out after circumventing the programs that would prevent such abuse and I'm the one.

Makes perfect sense. I guess I forget that the W203 is accessible to really young people with maturity levels of even younger folks. My bad.