Colin G

Try out an E class.

shotgun_banjo

I am buying one!

superangrypenguin

Don't like the new interior.

If I could do it all over again, I would buy the older E class (not the new one, but the one from 2014-2016).

I like my cars fully loaded - and it's hard to find one that has all the spec I want since they are all used.

I'm really struggling to find a new car that I love (and that is also reliable).

abqhudson

I would trade my C300 in an instant for one in same condition with leather seats.

Will never buy another MB with MB-Tex seats.

superangrypenguin

Wait, why?!?! Real leather requires much more maintenance than MBTex...at least that's my understanding of it.

Big Daddy

I would take it out of the path of a 100 Tonne crane that run a red light

Big Daddy

No you have that wrong
MB Tex is a cheap plastic imitation leather that does not require maintenance only an annual replacement at 920 dollars

Alfadude

ANNUAL replacement? If that is true that must be something you are doing to the seat. I could see if your seat ripped or split at the seam one time, but for it to need to be replaced yearly that can't be a Mercedes issue, otherwise there would be tons of posts on here daily about that.

Adi-Benz

get your d*ck out of the seat it will work better.

My car's mb-tex looks brand new.

dieseldoc

My MB Tex looks brand new on my C. My GL had MB Tex . I had it for 8 years. It looked perfect when I traded it in for my GLC.

Alfadude

That's probably not possible in this case. After all, there must be a reason his name is "BIG Daddy".

superangrypenguin

MB Tex is the de facto seat surface used in the majority of Mercedes Benzes in Europe that are cabs.

If there is a significant wear issue requiring annual replacement, well, that'd be common knowledge.

As others have said, keep your d*ck off of the seat and stop jacking it while you're on the seat - maybe THE SEAT will last longer

Harju

I wish the trunk contoured the wheel wells to give a little extra space so I could put golf clubs in length-wise.

dchar

Annual replacement?! That isn't normal. Like others have said...you're doing something wrong. The MB Tex in my almost 9 year old C300 looks brand new. I do wish the MB Tex is more supple to imitate real leather better, but it does seem like it will last awhile. I wonder if color influences how quickly the material will degrade? My sister had a black MB Tex C300, and the driver's seat started to have tears in the bottom bolster near the seam after 5 or 6 years. She didn't take care of her car too well, and it parked outside in the hot sun quite often with no tint.

Alfadude

That is a pet peeve of mine on most cars today. Hard to find a mid-size car where you can comfortably fit one set, let alone two, without having to fold one of the seats down. You would think that cars like BMW, Audi and Mercedes would take into consideration that a portion of their customer base would golf and figure out a way to lay out trunk space without having to fold down one of the seats. I can barely fit my clubs in diagonally in my car. And, no, I don't store my d*ck in there to take up all the room.

superangrypenguin

I love how this thread turned into one talking about d*cks.

Pics anyone?!

On the topic of golf bags, I don't see how one can fit in two sets given how low our cars are (wheel arches and all). Either that or you'd have to have a hell of a wide car.

Alfadude

I've gotten two sets in a number of times. You have to put them in at an angle and they barely fit, but it can be done. That includes the heads, the shafts and the *****. You have to kind of squeeze them in...............

dieseldoc

I think Penguin is correct. This blog has turned into talking about d--ks. Now we have shaft, heads and ***** and how they fit.

Just204

Man, and I thought I was f@cked up in the head.... I guess I'm not that bad after all....

superangrypenguin

You're welcome.

Doing my community service here to make everyone feel more normal and sane

//taking one for the team. Happy Friday

Just remember to wrap it unless you want free add ons......

dieseldoc

We all are bad. It is whether we will admit it or not.

Just204

Oh god....

I just remembered something so horrifying I couldn't watch it .

This thing about d:icks and cars made me think about a video of a guy so obsessed with his cars he had sex with them....




Damn, why did I just remember that crap ?????

Lol

Just204

Words of truth lol.

superangrypenguin

DUDE.............

What do you watch on your time off?!

Wait, I don't want to know

Just204

LMAO.... actually, my wife tried getting me to watch it as a joke but I heard about it before and realized it quickly. That is just wrong lol.

Well.... since you did just ask....
Uhm, idk.... but not much really.. whatever seems interesting. Car stuff, alternative news, random YouTube vids of stupid people so I get my sh*ts n giggles in. but I like technical stuff and think of ways I can use it to make money cuz I'm poor right now