LateC300

that was me, you dillhole! MB towed my C300 and increased my auto loan interest rate to 32%!!!!

NYbenzzz

i think i'm gonna lay down my AMG floormats when i go take a **** @ the lounge.

how dare they expect me to step into a bathroom without my AMG floormats!

oh yeah, make sure to get an AMG keychain, i hear the ECU in the AMG cars detect all AMG officially licensed product and it gives you a hidden 5HP boost for every AMG officially licensed product you currently have with you inside the car.

Mike5215

My word. How was such a repugnant chap ever worthy of being anywhere near an AMG lounge? I should be charging YOU for the cost of the haz-mat team I used to incinerate the garments after they were returned to me by private helicopter. And what, dear GOD, is a "C300"?

alexasa

iTrader: (1)

Actually agree with you. Had fender badging on the S4 which I removed it it greatly increased the overall look.

But in this case I was like, "hmm, I could have lived with those" - after one side was off.

They are placed in the right spot and flow well.

And thank you. Love the color so much, gets so many compliments.

LateC300

come to think of it, you're probably just trying to get people to think you have a REAL AMG by debadging!

freaking poser!!!! you will never get into that lounge!

alexasa

iTrader: (1)

hahahah..

you caught me.

Mike5215

The last time I was in the AMG lounge, the masseuse seemed distracted. Also, U2 was performing an acoustic set, and, is it me or has The Edge's playing become pedantic of late?

AMG_Eric

Like I care. I don't sell them. And your dad wouldn't spring for it anyhow.

PeterUbers

Lol

Mike5215

The one thing that sucks about the AMG lounge is that if an owner of a more powerful, more expensive AMG car enters, owners of lesser models must perform a push-up for each increment of horsepower their car lacks.

But on the upside, C63 owners quickly develop phenomenal upper body strength. So in addition to their cars not costing very much, they also save time at the gym. So, win/win.

AMG_Eric

Its a shame you wont know. Dad only could afford a c300.

Cheers.

Mike5215

I was going to get a C63, but the first question on the AMG application was "Exactly how small IS your *****?". When I answered truthfully they said I was disqualified from AMG ownership because I "had nothing to compensate for", whatever the heck that was supposed to mean.

I'm guessing your app sailed right through though. Lucky s.o.b!

AMG_Eric

You do realize this childish stuff will get you banned?

Phillip already said cut the crap like 2 weeks ago.

Frankly I have very tough skin. My cheesy comment obviously struck a nerve.

Mike5215

Well, ya kinda opened the door with the shot about my Dad buying me my car. I didn't cry foul and go running to the mods over that, because I presumed it was just some good-natured banter on your part.

Speaking of good natured banter on your part, for anyone wondering the "right" number to put on the AMG application, all I can tell you is "less than 5".

AMG_Eric

I'm suggesting you keep the lame ***** rips to a minimum.

I can handle jokes and laughs however it really doesn't have a place on this ops thread.

I had fun with you because I do research before blasting out insults. I highly doubt your dad bought you the s550.

You tend you really like to give people a hard way to go even when they don't know you. I bet you are fun to hang out with however like me we have to watch what post because not everyone appreciates our bad humor.

Mike5215

I did zero research on you. I must just be a really good guesser.

Okay, that was the last one. Sorry. Seriously. No more ***** jokes. I promise.

LateC300

lol this guy must be trolling, no way someone could pass the driving test and be that dumb

notice that "this guy" is ambiguous and could be construed to mean anyone, maybe not even someone on these forums! now he cant cry to anyone about being butthurt by the comments.

*btw "ambiguous" means it's open to interpretation. and "construed" means interpreted. there, i just saved you like 20 seconds of Google time, brother

BigMike62

I've gotten a kick out of this thread and some good laughs. It's the same debate that every forum has. Jeep Wrangler Sport putting Rubicon decals on the hood, Mustang GT owners putting Shelby badges on their cars, and I've even seen, in person, a Chrysler 300 with Bently badges on it (we're the badges worth more than the car?). It's sad, but people do it.

Zand3rs

Some people on this forum are just to much.

When i was a small boy i had a dream about a great fast car that could go super fast.
I had a wooden log that i put 4 wheels to and added a steering wheel. as the time went past i put decals on my steering wheel, all from AMG to Ferrari and so on.

My point is, if someone put a decal on his car he likes it and dreams of it, who are you to come to tell him he is wrong? its his car, its his dream, who gives a ****.

Grow up and stop being lame!

gaspam

when i was a young boy i used to pull my pants down in public and sometimes pee my pants in public..... somethings that are ok when you are young, are not ok when you're a grown *** man

stop acting like a little boy and playing make-believe and pretend-land

Mike5215

If you present a mod, any mod, to a forum you're going to get opinions pro and con. It's absurd for anyone to get upset because not all of the opinions are supportive.

It's especially absurd for anyone who isn't the actual guy presenting the mod in the first place to get upset.

Zand3rs

NYbenzzz

this has got to be the post of the day, LMAO.

i'm not agreeing with you, but that counter post is level 9000 LOL

GrussGott

Wow! I was getting pretty disappointed with this forum and it was really harshing my buzz about coming over to Benz from my M4. I gotta say thanks to all for providing some much needed life right here: dads. dick measuring. all of the really great stuff about forums is all right here.

I LOVE IT HERE!

With this post I am humbly thanking the mods for not deleting any of this and asking them to please continue to allow the spice.

GrussGott

So that's one of a few key points:

(1.) Pity.
Putting an AMG badge on your car in a similar place / similar size / similar style as real AMGs inspires pity from me. Clearly anger in others. And then there are those that are indifferent ... but there probably isn't anyone who likes it and, let's face it, the OP is putting it there to advertise. That's what badges are for, so AMG.One has definitely exposed himself.

(2.) Ersatz Goods.
So the OP has essentially created a Brolex. Or a Louie Vittown. Personally I don't own any knock-offs and wouldn't buy one - I don't really understand them except theoretically. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery though, so AMG owners, please accept AMG.one's compliments I guess.

(3.) Joey.
AMG.One is dangerously close to Joey. Maybe worse.