So neither had useful mods, the chip is to get rid of the speed limter and the exhaust is mostly for sound. Neither will make an of the M cars faster off the line. You are also not that bright, I am not the 100,000 mile M... try re-reading this thread.

as said multiple times, I am not stock

and all those videos were still slow as ****.


Again, just because its in the title, and it might have a "chip and exhaust" they are still pretty stock... congrats


You are the one stated that there are videos of you pulling on an E46, not me, just in case you forgot;

I can bring a couple more ///M guys that would love to pull bus lengths on you as well, if their rear ends can hold up to a launch. But I have pulled on E39's already

no idea, nor do I really care, if I wanted something fast in a 1/4mile I would have bought a camaro

you really did fall out of the retarded tree and hit every branch on the way down... re-read the thread and come back.

I could care less. Unless you're supercharged, you're toast. And again you show your lack of reading comprehension, as two of the four videos I linked you to were rolling-start, not off the line.

So can you pull one of the new M3s, then? I can, and have. But please, by all means: list your Mighty Mods, so that I might fear them.

OK, so let's see a video of you running 0.4 miles faster from a dead stop, then. Talk is cheap, and so far that's all I've seen out of you. In fact, let's see a video of you pulling any of the cars you've claimed to pull.

The point is that, after all four races, it was my AMG that was in front. You can make excuses all you like, but my CLK was stock as well, and it won 4/4 runs, 2 against a modded car.

"Pretty stock"?? That is a pretty lame semantic game you're trying to play, but you're not going to wriggle out of your previous, untrue statement that both cars were stock. As I said before: one was stock, the other modded. Now that you got caught being stupid by your bogus claim that both of the cars I pulled were stock when one plainly wasn't, you're trying to change the argument by saying that a chip and exhaust aren't mods?? Nice try, but all you're doing is splitting hairs, making excuses, and making yourself look even more stupid--which frankly isn't much of an accomplishment, as it's easier than getting Paris Hilton's panties down.

No, I said I had pulled them, and that the vids of my old CLK pulling M5s proved this, because E39s pull E46s up high, mr. none-too-bright. I know, simple logic is lost on you, but please: try to keep up.

Btw, do you have video of your M3 pulling an E39? Do you have any E39 guys who can vouch for this? Anything?

Changing the subject again? You're the hotshot whose mighty E46 can pull AMGs, right? So let's see you pull mine. What some other guy in a heavily-modded M car can do in your wet dreams is not relevant to what you, in your car, can do in reality. You're the one talking smack, and frankly, I think it's laughable, because you've obviously never run one of the supercharged AMGs or you'd never make such a dumb argument in the first place. The first time I ran an E46 in my CLS I was shocked at how badly I beat him.

And if I wanted something fast on a track, I would have bought a Z06, which for the same money will outlap your M3 with a quadriplegic at the wheel. M3s handle very well, but to portray them as the best track car out there for the money is laughable. A C6 will kill you, and a C6 Z06 is better still.

So spare me the argument about the Mighty M3 being the be-all, end-all track car; it isn't. Not even close. And if you think it is, you know even less about your own car's capabilities than you know about mine.

Actually, you're the one who has brain damage if you think your E46 can pull a CLS55. Because unless you can run low-mid 12s and trap at 115+, my CLS55 will kill your car. Period. As will any AMG currently in production. You're running with what, 335i's and 370Z's now? Wow, color you proud, I guess...

LOL at that.

And speaking of LOL, may I present Exhibit A, Mr. AMG LOL himself:

Well, that explains a lot....





Damn, dude....you even manage to give our buddy stormsmegma a run for his money in the dork department, and I think you're the clear winner in the fat *** department. Nicely done.

Might I recommend a new personalized plate for you? Here are a few possibilities:

IMADORK
WANABE
SHRTDK
TNYWNY
SHRNKGE
SLOLANE
BLOHARD
PUDPULR
MBICIL
DIPSHT
DEDMEAT
MMTURE
NSECURE

But this one probably suits you best:

I say we get you two on a track. I'd be willing to place some bets (if the economy gets at all better)

1/4 mile, sure...I don't do circuits, though.