AMG-LOL license tag?? not if you get your butt kicked!!
#426
Sure, we can go to Ennis, I'll get the whole thing on video and add it to my youtube collection. But I'll give you a hint: I ran an E39 in Mexico the other night from 70-130 three times, and each time I pulled him by over ten lengths, after which he apparently decided that it wasn't just luck and gave up. If you're stock, you need to wake up and put on some jizz-free underwear, because you are wet-dreaming and don't stand a prayer.
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Here's a helpful hint: when you go to youtube, there is, in the upper left corner, a "description" link. It might assist you to actually read it. That was 0.4 miles, not 1/4 mile. Of course it's going to take more time.
1/4 mile = 1320 ft. 0.4 mile = 2112 ft. That's over a 60% increase in distance.
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Did you read anything on the videos?
Two of them even had "vs modded M5" in the title!
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Duh; if it'll pull an E39 M5, it'll pull an E46. There was one guy who showed up in one but never ran it and left, so I didn't get any chance to thrash one on video.
Originally Posted by improviz
My previous AMG would pull E39 M5s and E46 M3s. Proof:
But hey, I know the guys who own those M5s, both are great guys. You think your E46 can take them? We can bring them as well. This will be fun...you can go zero against three, AMG and M.
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Let's hear your prediction: what do you think you'll run in the 1/4? Have you ever even run on a 1/4 mile strip?
I'll leave you with this: here's what a stock E55k does to an E92 M3 DCT, which is waaaay faster than an E46:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEJ3I71vPc
Wow, that race took even longer than ours....what a slow race!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEJ3I71vPc
Wow, that race took even longer than ours....what a slow race!!
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#427
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So can you pull one of the new M3s, then? I can, and have. But please, by all means: list your Mighty Mods, so that I might fear them.
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OK, so let's see a video of you running 0.4 miles faster from a dead stop, then. Talk is cheap, and so far that's all I've seen out of you. In fact, let's see a video of you pulling any of the cars you've claimed to pull.
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The point is that, after all four races, it was my AMG that was in front. You can make excuses all you like, but my CLK was stock as well, and it won 4/4 runs, 2 against a modded car.
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Btw, do you have video of your M3 pulling an E39? Do you have any E39 guys who can vouch for this? Anything?
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So spare me the argument about the Mighty M3 being the be-all, end-all track car; it isn't. Not even close. And if you think it is, you know even less about your own car's capabilities than you know about mine.
LOL at that.
And speaking of LOL, may I present Exhibit A, Mr. AMG LOL himself:
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Well, that explains a lot....
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Damn, dude....you even manage to give our buddy stormsmegma a run for his money in the dork department, and I think you're the clear winner in the fat *** department. Nicely done.
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Might I recommend a new personalized plate for you? Here are a few possibilities:
IMADORK
WANABE
SHRTDK
TNYWNY
SHRNKGE
SLOLANE
BLOHARD
PUDPULR
MBICIL
DIPSHT
DEDMEAT
MMTURE
NSECURE
But this one probably suits you best:
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Last edited by Improviz; 12-20-2008 at 03:08 PM.
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