Some female just called me a F@G for my spirited driving
02-25-2010, 04:51 AM
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Some female just called me a F@G for my spirited driving
So I was going to the store around 12ish at night. The store is real close and I didn't want to start my car and drive just .25 miles and turn off the engine so I decided to take the long way. I have been only driving in traffic for the past week or so and the with the road so empty I felt like I wanted to do some spirited driving. So I'm minding my business while driving hard I pass a minivan and unintenionally I kind of slow down right next to the minivan because I was going a little too fast. I do pass the car but downshifted to 2nd because there was a red light and the minivan pulled up next to me. I didn't even look at first but then I heard the word "f@g" out of nowhere and first I didn't realize it was towards me. Then I turned my head and the ***** was looking at me and she said it kind of loud and there was nobody else around. I was about to say something but then I saw her light up a cigarette and just smiled and took off. I wouldn't have cared but the ***** actually looked decent. I think she was in her early 30s. Now I am not going to lie, I did get insulted because it makes me wonder why she would think of that when I was just enjoying my car. I bet she goes to church and prays that she goes to heaven, donates a few bucks to Haiti and feels good about herself, but when she feels like being mean, she decides to call random people "f@gs."
02-25-2010, 07:30 AM
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It seems many women in general think thats the ultimate "dis" to a guy, like insulting their manhood, calling them a ***.
Hey, if you want to say Im well-dressed, clean, and generally in the upper brackets of wealth and intelligence...well thank you! I just so happen to like women though, but thanks for the compliment.
Hey, if you want to say Im well-dressed, clean, and generally in the upper brackets of wealth and intelligence...well thank you! I just so happen to like women though, but thanks for the compliment.
02-25-2010, 09:14 AM
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2009 C63 AMG / 2007 BMW 130i M Sport
So I was going to the store around 12ish at night. The store is real close and I didn't want to start my car and drive just .25 miles and turn off the engine so I decided to take the long way. I have been only driving in traffic for the past week or so and the with the road so empty I felt like I wanted to do some spirited driving. So I'm minding my business while driving hard I pass a minivan and unintenionally I kind of slow down right next to the minivan because I was going a little too fast. I do pass the car but downshifted to 2nd because there was a red light and the minivan pulled up next to me. I didn't even look at first but then I heard the word "f@g" out of nowhere and first I didn't realize it was towards me. Then I turned my head and the ***** was looking at me and she said it kind of loud and there was nobody else around. I was about to say something but then I saw her light up a cigarette and just smiled and took off. I wouldn't have cared but the ***** actually looked decent. I think she was in her early 30s. Now I am not going to lie, I did get insulted because it makes me wonder why she would think of that when I was just enjoying my car. I bet she goes to church and prays that she goes to heaven, donates a few bucks to Haiti and feels good about herself, but when she feels like being mean, she decides to call random people "f@gs."
Ok... maybe not. Maybe she called you a f@g. But hey, my version is much better!
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02-25-2010, 09:57 AM
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2021 Taycan Turbo, 2018 Radical SR3, 2021 Lincoln Aviator
Are you sure you weren't driving a Harley? Check out the South Park episode "the F Word" (season 13)
*** (făg) n.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
*** (făg) n.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
02-25-2010, 11:17 AM
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02-25-2010, 12:00 PM
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I chalk this up to a missed opportunity.
She was clearly British and offering you a "***" as a means of breaking the ice with a gentleman of impeccible taste (ie C63).
However, there are two troubling facts to this story
(1) Smoking a *** is often associated with relaxing *after* such an encounter
(2) The minivan per se does not play well into this romantic picture (However, the room it provideds in the back does).
Note: Announciung that you wold like to (a) "smoke a ***" or (b) "take a drag on a ***" within the United States is not advised. People often get the wrong idea - what ever that is....
She was clearly British and offering you a "***" as a means of breaking the ice with a gentleman of impeccible taste (ie C63).
However, there are two troubling facts to this story
(1) Smoking a *** is often associated with relaxing *after* such an encounter
(2) The minivan per se does not play well into this romantic picture (However, the room it provideds in the back does).
Note: Announciung that you wold like to (a) "smoke a ***" or (b) "take a drag on a ***" within the United States is not advised. People often get the wrong idea - what ever that is....
02-25-2010, 12:47 PM
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02-25-2010, 01:33 PM
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02-25-2010, 02:30 PM
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So I was going to the store around 12ish at night. The store is real close and I didn't want to start my car and drive just .25 miles and turn off the engine so I decided to take the long way. I have been only driving in traffic for the past week or so and the with the road so empty I felt like I wanted to do some spirited driving. So I'm minding my business while driving hard I pass a minivan and unintenionally I kind of slow down right next to the minivan because I was going a little too fast. I do pass the car but downshifted to 2nd because there was a red light and the minivan pulled up next to me. I didn't even look at first but then I heard the word "f@g" out of nowhere and first I didn't realize it was towards me. Then I turned my head and the ***** was looking at me and she said it kind of loud and there was nobody else around. I was about to say something but then I saw her light up a cigarette and just smiled and took off. I wouldn't have cared but the ***** actually looked decent. I think she was in her early 30s. Now I am not going to lie, I did get insulted because it makes me wonder why she would think of that when I was just enjoying my car. I bet she goes to church and prays that she goes to heaven, donates a few bucks to Haiti and feels good about herself, but when she feels like being mean, she decides to call random people "f@gs."
02-25-2010, 06:45 PM
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Yeah, but stooping to a mini-van level...not a good idea!
Maybe if she was in an Escalade or something...then you know she isn't going to torch your relationship to score a Benz, since she's got a cash-cow at home...you gotta be careful what kind of clientel you pick up in the 63...You don't need some grunge-****er wrecking you and taking your money!
Or you could have said, "Ohhhh...Stiffler's Mom! Stiffler's MOMMMMM!!"
02-25-2010, 06:53 PM
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Next time, flick your tongue at her like Manny from scarface
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p2hnmUuzD0&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p2hnmUuzD0&NR=1
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So I was going to the store around 12ish at night. The store is real close and I didn't want to start my car and drive just .25 miles and turn off the engine so I decided to take the long way. I have been only driving in traffic for the past week or so and the with the road so empty I felt like I wanted to do some spirited driving. So I'm minding my business while driving hard I pass a minivan and unintenionally I kind of slow down right next to the minivan because I was going a little too fast. I do pass the car but downshifted to 2nd because there was a red light and the minivan pulled up next to me. I didn't even look at first but then I heard the word "f@g" out of nowhere and first I didn't realize it was towards me. Then I turned my head and the ***** was looking at me and she said it kind of loud and there was nobody else around. I was about to say something but then I saw her light up a cigarette and just smiled and took off. I wouldn't have cared but the ***** actually looked decent. I think she was in her early 30s. Now I am not going to lie, I did get insulted because it makes me wonder why she would think of that when I was just enjoying my car. I bet she goes to church and prays that she goes to heaven, donates a few bucks to Haiti and feels good about herself, but when she feels like being mean, she decides to call random people "f@gs."
Women (Most) think it's just noise pollution.
To me music to my ears.
