Brother "I'm going have to go home and apologize to my wife - I never realized how scary it is being a passenger in this thing" - he drove his wife in it the week earlier and was a little spirited.

Wife "so after this purchase, you're done right?"

 

Some girl last night - " I like your BMW!"

 

 

some comment from a random guy in a m6 towards the c63 " That Car gets busy"

 

Girfriend: "you don't need to phone me when you are arriving. I can hear when you cross the corner."

Friend: "If you ever discover you are into guys, I'm ready to reavaliate my sexual preferences if you are willing to marry me"

Valet: "Please, please!! I PROMISE I will be careful".

 

Girlfriend: "I know you love that thing (Pointing towards the car) more then you love me"

 

my co-worker ask me...."WOW....6.3...is that mean V6"

 

kid from my school with an a4: what kind of gas do you use (the number)?
me: 91
a4: if i use that u think my car will sound like that?

 

"Did you put a AMG body kit on it"?

 

"It has the body kit and everything, nice"

 

1.was picking my kids up from school and some guy selling candy for a fundraiser was try n to get my attention and I said I'm all set(he looks at my brabus hood emblem and says come on u got the bentley)
2.my step daughter(6yrs old)says u love ur car more then my mom lol
3.girlfriend says if ur car had a ***** u would **** it and leave me

 

haha this thread is funny...so here's my stories...

- guy at the filling station "need some fuel....again???"
- same guy wants to check my oil every time...

- picked up my little daughter at school when some of her classmates came up running and screaming like "ooooohh my gaaawwd its a Mercedes...." and the other one "nooo its an AAA MM GG" " ooowww wwoooowww"

- "whats wrong with your paint dude???" => i have matte paint

- "is that a Mercedes???"

- "is that your car???"

- my father was standing right behind the car when i started the engine and he came up to me "are you crazy????"

- my car was 4month old and had some 8k kilometers on when i went to the Mercedes Service guy and said "hello, i need 4 new tires, 4 brake pads and new front brake discs"
"wth???? what happened to your car?? what did you do????"
"i was on the Nordschleife for 2 days..." "ah ok that makes sense...."

also happens very often that guys pull aside and use the horn and give "thumbs up"

also happens 1-2 times a week that a customer comes in and asks me secretary "hell, whos driving that C63 ????"

 

"What are those red things in your wheels?"

"Do you really need those red things?"

Me -; "Its only a C Class."

Sister -: "You can't fool me it says AMG on the back. Those are fast!"

I had to move my truck ( 6.0L with cam, no cats, large magnaflow, rear mount turbo and 4" tailpipe) and C63 in my garage, for a service guy because I was afraid he might scratch the car.
Service guy :-0 "OMG I thought your truck sounded good! "

 

Well, today its raining in Northern Virginia, and I drove up to a drop in mail box. So I rolled down the window to drop in the mail, a guy in a white 300C, asks me "is that car as fast as they say" and I say "yes, I got a ticket for doing 97 in a 55 mph zone, would you like to see it" I have to go to court in November.

 

FFX or Loudon County...

And as for the quote...

My wife - "Your an idiot"

 

some kid in a forum

"you wasted your money of your amg, my moms E500 is faster than it''

 

These comments were made in one visit to BMW and MB.

My wife says to me while I was looking through M3's and C63's (both dealerships are side by side and I can cross over without having to repark my car) "My heart only has enough room for one symbol and it's The Silver Star."

My dad asks me how big are the engines in M3 and C63. I told him the sizes and he said "Bigger engine means better right?" (I told him yes, lol). He responds "Mercedes are the best. Get the C63."

My mom doesn't care for cars. When she saw the M3 coupe, she said "It's plain, and it's cramped in the rear." (Test drove it, she sat in back with father). We didn't test drive the C63 because we didn't need to lol. My mom says "Mercedes are much nicer and is roomier than M3" (even though she hasn't sat in the back lol).

After deciding on getting the C63. Parents and wife ask me why don't I just buy the 2011 in the showroom (only 1 C63 at this dealership, Iridium, no P31, no LSD.) I lied and said I have to get a Mars Red. (my previous C, loved the color, will love it more with red brakes). While I was adding options to the car, my wife kept pointing at the prices of the options and asking "what's this?" I answer that the P31 makes the car better overall, and the limited slip helps us not lose control in slippery or bad weather. I told her it's for our safety, honey. She also asks about the leather, carbon fiber, and the media, and I tell her we're already almost up to 80 grand, why not add everything because we need to make it a perfect car. She asked about the carbon fiber, and I tell her that it's super strong for safety. She responds it doesn't look that good, she would rather have the walnut trim or marble. I tell her, "Honey, this is a AMG, we don't need luxury. It'll be our everyday driver." She kept scratching her head and kept saying why is the one in the showroom 10 grand less? I tell her because it's too plain, lol. She tells me "They're charging us 50 grand more for the AMG badge." I don't say anything else to upset her lol.

 

my dad told me the same thing. the funny thing is that i am mentally disturbed.

 

AMG Technician @ Dealer: "You have to drive this thing. It's not a girl, it's a machine!"

Two kids in a car @ stoplight: "Dude! Can I hear it? Please, let me hear it!"

5mins later.......

Officer says to me, "I heard your car. There was also a car blocking my way to get to you." I said, "Sorry officer but I am trying to get home, my mother has diarrhea and I am taking her medicine." Mom gets on the phone with the Officer, "Officer, is my son okay? Can you please have him come home soon, I'm not feeling too well and he has my medicine." After officer talks to my Mother he says to me, "Okay, even though you have no front plate and your windows are tinted and I could write you for reckless driving, I understand family is most important. I am going to let you go with a warning this time. Go take care of your mother."

By far the best Police Officer I ever met and mom got her medicine. Thank the lord for diarrhea!

 

Mom's first ride: what is wrong with the exhaust....it's so loud!!

 

nota c63, but my mom drove my e63 to church one day. She comes back and I asked her how she liked it.
"I raced it, haha " note my mom has a heavy FOB accent.

I also get "must be nice" a lot. like maybe once or twice a week. Makes me feel like crap.

 

I was at the track last weekend and it was open drag, mainly muscle cars, and the annoucer kept calling my car an acura when i pulled up to the lights, on 4 seperate occasions.

 

An old lady next to me at a stop light and said, "That sure is a nice car what does it cost new?" So I told her, she turned around and said, "Well it aint that damm nice"

 

test drove a new M3, M5 and Maserati Gran Turismo and c63 with my (5 and 3/4) year old. Ask her which car did she like the most. Daddy definitely the Mazda, i loved the Mazda. You mean Mercedes right? "No daddy dont be silly. the mercedes is for old people". 2 hours later I drove her home in a brand new C63 "Mazda"

 

At the local car wash on a weekend: all persons in civilian clothes:

Grand Cherokee Guy: "Nice car"
Me: "Thank you"
Grand Cherokee Guy: "How fast have you gone in it?"
Me: (Just grins). "What do you do?"
Grand Cherokee Guy: "State Trooper. Catch guys doing 140mph on the State Turnpike"
Me: "Hmmm... Have a nice day, officer"