Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your car
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Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your car
found this on another forum
post funny phrases or questions you got about your car
mom sits in the car: why are these seats so tight?
(she has both arms inside the bolsters)
post funny phrases or questions you got about your car
mom sits in the car: why are these seats so tight?
(she has both arms inside the bolsters)
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1. Why did you install glass packs on a mercedes? (serious question from a fellow worker who drives classic am cars)
2. Wanna race my SS Camaro?
3. So you're car discriminates against fat people? They must sit in the back seat huh? (referring to the narrow c63 sport seats up front)
2. Wanna race my SS Camaro?
3. So you're car discriminates against fat people? They must sit in the back seat huh? (referring to the narrow c63 sport seats up front)
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2013 ML63 AMG PP
1) "You are my alarm clock!" Told to me by a guy I know through work. His house is at the main road junction which I join every morning. He says as soon as he hears me accelerating away he knows it's time for him to get up.
2) "I know it's almost time to get up when you start your car in the morning." So says my neighbor who unfortunately has their master bedroom facing my parking yard. Though they've never complained or at least not to my face.
3) "It's a V8!!??" Asked by some guy.
4) "A group of the guys wait for you each evening just to hear you drive by!" told to me by the owner of a local bar.
5) "Can I buy one with a quieter exhaust?"
asked one guy in a group admiring it the first weekend I took it out. His friends laughed at him. 
6) "Where can you use all this power?" In my thought bubbles: 'Oh I have some ideas!'
7) "There's some guy driving a very nice, loud, Black car....Have you seen it? I see him when I jog each evening..." That's what a guy said to my wife at a cocktail party last week. She responded proudly with: "That's my husband."
2) "I know it's almost time to get up when you start your car in the morning." So says my neighbor who unfortunately has their master bedroom facing my parking yard. Though they've never complained or at least not to my face.
3) "It's a V8!!??" Asked by some guy.
4) "A group of the guys wait for you each evening just to hear you drive by!" told to me by the owner of a local bar.
5) "Can I buy one with a quieter exhaust?"
asked one guy in a group admiring it the first weekend I took it out. His friends laughed at him. 6) "Where can you use all this power?" In my thought bubbles: 'Oh I have some ideas!'
7) "There's some guy driving a very nice, loud, Black car....Have you seen it? I see him when I jog each evening..." That's what a guy said to my wife at a cocktail party last week. She responded proudly with: "That's my husband."
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Conversation between friends at a Super Bowl party a few weeks ago.....lots of discussion regarding the wicked red AMG sitting outside. A guy I don't know joins in asking whether it is "turbo" or not. He then pats himself on the back for not buying a lesser car like a MB and how glad he is for getting his high performance Volvo with a "turbo". The rest of look around at each other and no one decides to burst his bubble. He then wanders off, back into obscurity. I wonder what he might have thought as we were driving away?
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Just pulled up at a light next to a guy in a Chrysler 300C (with the Hemi, whatever that model is). I pulled up next to him and I asked, "is that a Hemi?"
He replied (with great respect), "well, it ain't 6.3 liters! that thing is f***ing sick!"
He replied (with great respect), "well, it ain't 6.3 liters! that thing is f***ing sick!"
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"so does this car have any cool things" (my cousin that drives a E430 modded)
as we pulled up at a club in the city i asked my buddy that runs the club how is the night goin as he was standing by the door, he replyed:
"its good but i m just really admiring your girls car"
as we pulled up at a club in the city i asked my buddy that runs the club how is the night goin as he was standing by the door, he replyed:
"its good but i m just really admiring your girls car"
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Yes
stopped at a stoplight a true carolinian with his wife in an old taurus wagon motions me to roll down my window:
"that thang a damn v8??"
"Yeah!"
"its got 6.3 liters?!?"
"Yeah!"
"man that thar thang prob just damn sits still when you mash the dang thang from a stop or what?"
"Yeah!"
"HELL YAWH DUDE!"
"that thang a damn v8??"
"Yeah!"
"its got 6.3 liters?!?"
"Yeah!"
"man that thar thang prob just damn sits still when you mash the dang thang from a stop or what?"
"Yeah!"
"HELL YAWH DUDE!"
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"that thing doesn't come with a LSD?"
"it's a shame it only comes in automatic"
"stock 255 tires on the back????"
"why does it have 2 reverse gears?"
"transmission shifts REALLY slow from 1st to 2nd"
"it's a shame it only comes in automatic"
"stock 255 tires on the back????"
"why does it have 2 reverse gears?"
"transmission shifts REALLY slow from 1st to 2nd"
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Dad dropped by while I was washing the car and said referring to the car, "Have you no shame your girlfriend is naked outside and you both are bathing?!?!?
LAPD Officer - "I heard you go by." Happened twice.
2 girls in a 328i - "We love your car, want to race?"
LAPD Officer - "I heard you go by." Happened twice.
2 girls in a 328i - "We love your car, want to race?"
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Guy sitting in a recliner in the bed of a truck last night after the bar closed, "That's a sweet Celica bro." His friend replied, "Dude don't be an a$$. That amg is sicker than your mustang."
