Got keyed today at the mall
Random violence does happen, but more times than not its due to an action the victim performed knowingly or obliviously.
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
Random violence does happen, but more times than not its due to an action the victim performed knowingly or obliviously.

Car that got keyed or you asking stupid questions


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Was minding my own business, did not take anyones spots since there where plenty at the back. NO did not drive in any abnormal way
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
That seriously sucks man... God I hate punks
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After seeing my girlfriend into the building, I went back to my car only to see that same couple holding up their small dog so that it could do its business on my car. Maybe they didn't realize the car was mine, or maybe they did, but one thing's for sure - I had never seen these people before in my life and had never done anything to them. So why the hell would they do this to a car that belongs to someone they don't know, and have no vendetta against? I couldn't figure it out.
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-Rob
I know how you feel, my car got keyed a few months ago but all the way down the entire right side taking off paint from rear to front

but watch that video it may brighten your day a bit haha
So anyway, the couple didn't see me approaching as they had their backs to me. When I announced my presence, they were startled. I honestly didn't see what exactly they were doing when I was still at a distance. I thought they were just admiring the engine because I had a see-through NSX-R grill over the engine rather than the solid metal cover that comes stock.
But as I got closer, I realized what they were doing, so once I realized this, I pushed the guy hard and away from my car. He wore glasses and the jolt knocked them loose and the glasses fell onto the ground. I picked them up and wouldn't give them back to him. I asked them what the hell they thought they were doing and the guy just turned beet red with embarrassment. The girlfriend said she told him not to do it, but that he wouldn't listen. I asked them why I shouldn't just go ballistic on them right there and then and it was at that point the guy apologized profusely, saying he was sorry and that he just meant it as a prank.
I told him this "prank" was going to cost him, so without going into too much detail, we settled the matter with them paying me $400 to get my car professionally detailed. His girlfriend went to get the money while I held his spectacles ransom (lol). I figure that ought to hurt him more than me giving him a bloody nose and fueling his hatred for people with more means than he has. To this day, I still get a chuckle out of that whole story.
Agree with most posts...there are just some haters in life. If we rounded up everybody who has ever committed an egregious act against another human, there wouldn't be anybody left.
I've had a few people tell me to "slow down" on the streets. Some probably had a point (although 55mph in an AMG is like 35mph in most other cars--ie. breaking distance, maneuverability, etc.). Others didn't. I either said, "Thanks, I'll do that", or "Mind your own business or call the cops". Either way, I don't think a car-keying is in order.
I think if I saw somebody keying the car, I'd do what Sebring did...insist they pay to compensate (on the spot), and if not, call the police...and if they ran to a car, I'd follow them. But at a point, the chase isn't worth it, and the $100 comprehensive covers that sort of damage.
anyone with respect for cars should never key another mans (or womans) pride and joy. Hands down most immature cowardly thing anyone could do
Agree with most posts...there are just some haters in life. If we rounded up everybody who has ever committed an egregious act against another human, there wouldn't be anybody left.
I've had a few people tell me to "slow down" on the streets. Some probably had a point (although 55mph in an AMG is like 35mph in most other cars--ie. breaking distance, maneuverability, etc.). Others didn't. I either said, "Thanks, I'll do that", or "Mind your own business or call the cops". Either way, I don't think a car-keying is in order.
I think if I saw somebody keying the car, I'd do what Sebring did...insist they pay to compensate (on the spot), and if not, call the police...and if they ran to a car, I'd follow them. But at a point, the chase isn't worth it, and the $100 comprehensive covers that sort of damage.



