Dad accidentally did burn out my car!
01-31-2011, 08:09 PM
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Shut the hell up. The second any man gets in his new amg he would instinctively feel the need to do a burn out.....on a side note your welcome?....this is not a forum for you to cry about your dad doing a burnout, its F#cking common sense, ummm dad+car=burnout...dont worry its fine I feel your pain......but seriously if you want your E.D brown lexus back ill help
Can't stop laughing, since the first post. I'm sorry, I must have posted in the wrong forums. Let me go on the interwebz and find the LexusC63AMG threads. They might be able to help. Again, thanks for your help. Sorry had to edit. Plese read reason why.
Last edited by khmergod; 01-31-2011 at 08:10 PM. Reason: Couldn't find LexusC63AMG forums.
01-31-2011, 08:10 PM
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interwebz? wtf?
You must be some inborn redneck retard
01-31-2011, 08:32 PM
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01-31-2011, 08:48 PM
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Shut the hell up. The second any man gets in his new amg he would instinctively feel the need to do a burn out.....on a side note your welcome?....this is not a forum for you to cry about your dad doing a burnout, its F#cking common sense, ummm dad+car=burnout...dont worry its fine I feel your pain......but seriously if you want your E.D brown lexus back ill help
01-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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Is this thread a joke? Why dont you reach up between your legs and see if you can pull a pair of ********* down. If not, hand the keys over to your pops. Clearly he knows how an AMG should be driven. Also, if said ********* are not located, continue to pay the car for your dad after you hand him the keys.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
01-31-2011, 08:54 PM
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Is this thread a joke? Why dont you reach up between your legs and see if you can pull a pair of ********* down. If not, hand the keys over to your pops. Clearly he knows how an AMG should be driven. Also, if said ********* are not located, continue to pay the car for your dad after you hand him the keys.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
01-31-2011, 08:55 PM
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Is this thread a joke? Why dont you reach up between your legs and see if you can pull a pair of ********* down. If not, hand the keys over to your pops. Clearly he knows how an AMG should be driven. Also, if said ********* are not located, continue to pay the car for your dad after you hand him the keys.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
Way2Evil's Driving School
1. If you have never done a burnout before, you're doing it wrong.
2. If you are getting over 15 MPG, you're doing it wrong.
3. If your rear tires last more than 7500 miles, you're doing it wrong.
4. If your brakes last more than 15,000 miles, you're doing it wrong.
5. If your tachometer is ever under 1800 RPM (besides idle), you're doing it wrong.
6. If you have never launched the car before, you're doing it wrong.
7. If you have never done a donut before, you're doing it wrong.
8. If a flashing red light does not appear on your dash after driving, you're doing it wrong.
9. If the car doesn't smell like its about to burst into flames when you get out, you can guarantee you are doing it wrong.
Meeting any of the above criteria means you need to go back to driving your Japcrap and give the real car to your dad.
Good day to you sir.
01-31-2011, 08:59 PM
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WTF does having a 'pair of *********" have anything with driving or breaking in a new car or Fack it, just enjoying your car in whatever way you want? Your neanderthal list is just perfect for you and your homeboys to follow. The dude just got a $80K+++ car and wants to know did his old man fry it or not? Put your creatine shakes down for a minute and get up from bending over from your 'roid injection and go bake your cars off the dealer lot the way you want. No one gives a sh"t if you fly through engines and trannys as if its going out of style... You are look absolutely amazing redlining it from stop light to stoplight...
01-31-2011, 09:02 PM
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WTF does having a 'pair of *********" have anything with driving or breaking in a new car or Fack it, just enjoying your car in whatever way you want? Your neanderthal list is just perfect for you and your homeboys to follow. The dude just got a $80K+++ car and wants to know did his old man fry it or not? Put your creatine shakes down for a minute and get up from bending over from your 'roid injection and go bake your cars off the dealer lot the way you want. No one gives a sh"t if you fly through engines and trannys as if its going out of style... You are look absolutely amazing redlining it from stop light to stoplight...
01-31-2011, 09:04 PM
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WTF does having a 'pair of *********" have anything with driving or breaking in a new car or Fack it, just enjoying your car in whatever way you want? Your neanderthal list is just perfect for you and your homeboys to follow. The dude just got a $80K+++ car and wants to know did his old man fry it or not? Put your creatine shakes down for a minute and get up from bending over from your 'roid injection and go bake your cars off the dealer lot the way you want. No one gives a sh"t if you fly through engines and trannys as if its going out of style... You are look absolutely amazing redlining it from stop light to stoplight...
As far as my neanderthal list goes, AMGs are built to be driven, and driven hard. They arent built to ***** around town and show off to 13 year old kids in front of 7-11. And dont tell me about 80k + car. A C63 costs no where near 80k. I didnt even pay that for my 212 E63.
Basic AMG driving intelligence says if it starts, its not broken, so drive it.
01-31-2011, 09:07 PM
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Do you guys hold hands when you go shopping for the gas station that has 93 for 3 cents less than the others?
01-31-2011, 09:09 PM
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, enough said.
