qianlimoro

nlpamg

what? couldn't find a black series to pretend that it's yours today?

AmgAutobahnAuto

C240 WAIT ISNT THAT THE CHEAPEST MODEL IN THE LINE-UP

AmgAutobahnAuto

I DONT GET HOW YOU CALL URSELF A AMG OWNER WHEN YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ONE...

AmgAutobahnAuto

WHY DO I SENSE ALOT C230'S AND C240'S HERE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHY YOU MORONS R EVEN IN THIS TOPIC C-CLASS AMG'S OWNERS ONLY PLEASE

jrcart

Ya, that's what I was thinking. Hey Marty, maybe next time you lie about owning a car you should pick one that is a little more common, so you can just walk around some mall parking lot and spot 3 or 4 of them...kind of like an M3 I guess. I bet he's called every MB dealership on the east coast looking for a black Black Series to test drive and then have the sales guys snap a pic of him in it....I bet it's gonna look something like this somewhere along the test drive route, if they even let the little dreamer drive it.

Marty: Hey, Mr salesguy, can you snap a quick pic on my camera phone so I can show my ugly wife to see what she thinks of it.

Salesguy: Sure Marty, no problem....SMILE...Say Cheese- - - - Click

Marty: Hang on let me send it to her.................(as he acts like he is sending a picture message)

Marty: (faking a phone call to the wife)...Hey honey did you get the picture I sent you? What do you think? Oh, you don't like it? Ok Honey, be home soon.

Salesguy: So what did she think?

Marty: Nope, she doesn't like it, we better get back to the dealership, I have to get going home.

Salesguy: (thinking to himself) what a p_ssy whipped *****! Poor *******

jrcart

Dude, at this point I'm not even sure you own a car at all.....quit ripping into people and their cars dick head! Maybe they are more financially reposponsible than you. You bragged early on that you make around $100,000 (big deal, that's my vacation budget every year) a year, sorry pal, but even if you do make $100k, if you are buying a $140k car you are way over financed and driving a car you can't afford, you are gonna be one car payment broke dude if you really do own a Black Series. I would assume your payments are about $2000 a month, right? What are the insurance premiums for a 22 year old male driver....there goes another $2500 a year out of your pocket, and just wait until you see the great gas mileage it gets.....Premium 1-2 tanks a week, there goes another $5000- $8,000 a year. I just accounted for over $30,000 out of pocket that it is gonna cost you to drive that car, let see $100k minus 30% income tax leaves you with about $70k give or take. Your dumb *** is gonna spend 40% of your take home income on a car??????????????REAL SMART MARTY!

Guys, the good news is.....if he really does own a Black Series, somebody is gonna be able to pick one up at the auction for a steal in a few months after the bank Repo's Marty's.

splinter

nlpamg doesn’t have an AMG?

Oh, I remember now. He is a degreed engineer who is, in fact, a successful and accomplished attorney.
He’s a certifiable automobile aficionado sans the pretend-o-boy BS.

You?

SMP

[QUOTE=AmgAutobahnAuto;2984441]ITS ALL PART OF THE PLAN


Part of what plan? You seriously crack me up, owned boy. You spend I don't know how long on posting the picture of "the joker", but can't produce a picture of your own car?

user z478747

together now...... 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -

jrcart

Marty, we retrieved some of your myspace photos you deleted earlier today, can you explain this one to us?

SoCalCLK

You ain't the joker. You're the joke.

jrcart

come on Marty, it's easy. Let's play you show me yours, ill show you mine. Grab your camera (if you even own one) and go out and snap a quick pic of your car. Then come back in and post it, at that time you can tell me which one of my cars you want me to snap a picture of and I will post up a pic of that car. It's easy, a few steps out to the garage, flip on the light switch, point the camera towards the car and press the little button on top. Go ahead, I'll wait here it sould only take a minute or two.

stormkenny3

very interesting and funny thread, jrcart some of your comments had me in stitches.

to Marty - whether or not u own the car (which is just sad if u don't) its all a laugh and don't take it personally.

gbb357

If you don't like Americans or the U.S. then get the hell out. FYI, there are more rich Americans and more Americans that drives an MB.

qianlimoro

pwned...

AsianML

Your photoshop skills are amazing.

AsianML

Well, it's 11:15PM EST and I don't see anything yet.

jrcart

I think he would enjoy being in that position. This dude is definetly into some S & M and some sick sh_t, because he is just taking a beating in here and keeps coming back for more.

jrcart

One more thing, this is the most obvious thing, I can't believe it just hit me now. Marty is a really obese fat piece of crap, I'm a pretty big guy myself, about 6 foot 215, but pretty fit and muscular. What I am getting at here is there is no way on earth that Fat Marty could fit into the stock seats on a Black Series, I barely fit and it's not that comfortable for me, how the hell is he gonna be able to handle more than 5 minutes at a time in that thing.

No way, no how is Fat Marty fitting in a Black Series seat! If was as fat as Marty I would never sign on the dotted line after sitting in the car or test driving it.

SoCalCLK

He enjoys it and is used to it. Gotta give a junkie what it wants, you hear me?

Sincity

Thank you!

bigben320e

Like I said, he's so used to it so it's like a high for him. He wants more, and it's still not enough.

Marty, your done. This was a mass of fail, ownag3, and pure stupidity on your part. I have no idea why a woman would want to be with you, based on your posts and logic, she will be be begging jrcart to take her away from you.

JrCart, go ahead and swoop in like cap'n sav-a-ho and handle that.

jrcart

Dude, Vegas is like my home away from home, just got back last night, been out there 5-6 times already this year, I'm gonna be out there again in 2 weeks, 21-25th. I love that town, but I don't know how people can live there, I would party myself to death.

AsianML

I think I'm starting to hear the Jeopardy waiting music in my head.