Not Realted to a W211
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Not Realted to a W211
Well if John (AKA glojo) can post stories about X-Mas. Then I will post this link to a typical US girl's dream for X-Mas.
I got it from my female boss, so it should be OK for all of you (not too racy, but really funny).
http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/bring_me_boobies.swf
Steve
I got it from my female boss, so it should be OK for all of you (not too racy, but really funny).
http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/bring_me_boobies.swf
Steve
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Originally Posted by Fastbuck
Are those airbags on the option list?
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Originally Posted by SAguirre
They are an option in the US market only. The option is called "FUN BAGS” They come with a lot of "strings attached."
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That's right blame me!! 
Morning
Now to get back to a more 'decent' level:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
Morning
Now to get back to a more 'decent' level:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
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Inner Peace
For all of you who don't know who Dr. Phil is, he is a TV show host that was brought to fame by Oprah.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box
of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!
My students are really looking at me strangely this morning!
Steve A
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box
of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!
My students are really looking at me strangely this morning!
Steve A
