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Old Jun 5, 2022 | 11:02 AM
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Most Advance Diagnostic Tool ever - u got to see this !!

This is funny, so I need to share a good laugh. Today is Sunday, so it is a good day.

I ordered this Signal Generator from AliExpress, so that I can create signals mimicking sensors and fool the controller module/s.
https://id.aliexpress.com/item/32959553114.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.7d8960a 0A4h8Bo&algo_pvid=ddf2b3d5-06d1-4990-8f24-2cbd6960334d&algo_exp_id=ddf2b3d5-06d1-4990-8f24-2cbd6960334d-21&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22sku_id%22%3A%2267279616286%22%7 D&pdp_npi=2%40dis%21IDR%21%211379189.0%211379189.0 %21%2148183.19%21%21%400b0a555d16544414927171626ee 453%2167279616286%21sea

I am still not happy with the fuel pump adventure, I want to fool the N118 fuel computer with under reporting, say 3BAR of fuel pressure instead of original condition 5BAR ish.
I want to know if the N118 will throttle up fuel pump to its maximum allowed power.

I also ordered some heat shrink wraps with adhesive, many many colors and sizes and some thermocouples , but from another store.

AliExpress of China sometimes combined 2 shipments from 2 different stores at their re-packaging country/facility, closest to customer's country.
In this case they use Singapore. I know how ?.... because from the postal tracking number, it is from Singapore Post.
This is free shipping, so Post Office is cheapest.

So when the goods arrived I was so happy and hold and behold, when I opened up the 2 separate packages out of the MAIN shipping envelope...........
I got someone's else goods, and is supposed to be for an Israel person.

Bloodiey Basztarzd, see the diagnostic tools I got :

WTF ???!!!!








The left package is a "hybrid" , seen pointing left is HIM and the other end is HER .... LOL !!!!!

Took me few days ( few evidence uploads ) to dispute with AliExpress because their reply was AI/machine generated. I guess AI database does not recognize those Long Johns haahaha
Today they approved refund for the signal generators but the other order of 13 different heat shrink wraps + thermocouple is still in dispute, surely again this must be the AI replying.

Once we fight the dispute again and again, human seems to take over.


Damn, lucky the Indonesian Custom did not summon me, it would be soooooooo embarassing, albeit there is a proof those are not my package.
By law these Long Johns I heard is illegal, only the REAL one is legal I guess HAHAHAHAHAH.

Happy Sunday guys............






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C’mon, that’s what you ordered, right? 😳
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C’mon, that’s what you ordered, right? 😳
I am waiting for the avaibility of a Honda 5HP powered version .... ha ha h a ha...

I think it would be called EARTHQUAKE model
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