what is the best Mercedes to attract the chicks
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Originally Posted by b3d_sage
So, people don't think you're gay? Girls are always thinking that I'm gay because my car is purple 
J/K...
Originally Posted by b3d_sage
Damn, I'd frikkin love to be having sex 1.6 times a week! Over the past year, my average is slightly over 0.019 times a week.
Average single guy: 0.016 times per week.
Yup, an average of 1.6 times for the general MB population sounds about right
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giggalo has got the right answers. I've posted a few times in this thread, I've kept up and read the rest.
tvo9, Im going to be straight forward with you. GET A LIFE. If you need a car to get a chick, then you should start trying to get chicks with your personality or something.
Let's say you get married to someone who only loves you for your posessions. All of that stuff could be gone the next day, and what most likely would happen is that your wife would leave you for someone who still has his SL65 or whatever.
tvo9, Im going to be straight forward with you. GET A LIFE. If you need a car to get a chick, then you should start trying to get chicks with your personality or something.
Let's say you get married to someone who only loves you for your posessions. All of that stuff could be gone the next day, and what most likely would happen is that your wife would leave you for someone who still has his SL65 or whatever.
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Originally Posted by 1985MB380SE
Maybe it's not the car...
J/K...
J/K...
Married or in relationship: 2+ times per week.
Average single guy: 0.016 times per week.
Average single guy: 0.016 times per week.
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ASianML: I don't know about you, but when I go out to the clubs, all the guys with all the girls are usually driving some hot car and dress up like a pimp daddy. The more conservative guys"like me" are usually getting rejected by the girls. When you say personality: I was the nicest guy you would ever meet. Girls would even tell me that I am way too nice. How many times have you heard about girl rejecting nice guy to go out with pimp daddy with nice car who treats her like dirt. In fact, she's the 3rd girl of the week for him while she rejects Mr. Nice guy 
In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me.
In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me.
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well seeing that this thread has deteriorated to image projection
i dont know about the women you been trying to get with TVO7 or where you are located. women in LA are lets say, shallow? a nice car certainly gets you in the door, having a big co(k keeps you in there. The look on their face when they see a big MB when you get the out the club is nothing compared to the look on their face when they see that 9 inch ******.
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Originally Posted by tvo7
ASianML: I don't know about you, but when I go out to the clubs, all the guys with all the girls are usually driving some hot car and dress up like a pimp daddy. The more conservative guys"like me" are usually getting rejected by the girls. When you say personality: I was the nicest guy you would ever meet. Girls would even tell me that I am way too nice. How many times have you heard about girl rejecting nice guy to go out with pimp daddy with nice car who treats her like dirt. In fact, she's the 3rd girl of the week for him while she rejects Mr. Nice guy In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me.
In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me.
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Originally Posted by giggalo
i dont know about the women you been trying to get with TVO7 or where you are located. women in LA are lets say, shallow? a nice car certainly gets you in the door, having a big co(k keeps you in there. The look on their face when they see a big MB when you get the out the club is nothing compared to the look on their face when they see that 9 inch ******.
tvo7 - can you bring the car into the club with you?
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Originally Posted by tvo7
ASianML: I don't know about you, but when I go out to the clubs, all the guys with all the girls are usually driving some hot car and dress up like a pimp daddy. The more conservative guys"like me" are usually getting rejected by the girls. When you say personality: I was the nicest guy you would ever meet. Girls would even tell me that I am way too nice. How many times have you heard about girl rejecting nice guy to go out with pimp daddy with nice car who treats her like dirt. In fact, she's the 3rd girl of the week for him while she rejects Mr. Nice guy In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me.
In fact, I was rejected by this stripper who is stuck to a guy who treats her like dirt. The guy lives with her, she pays all the bills including his Beemer. This guy brings home girls left and right and does other girls in the same bed where the stripper and him sleep at night. He even was doing another girl while the stripper was sitting on the outside couch crying "I do everything for him, why does he do this to me?" For me, she totally cans me. I can't believe someone just wrote that here...
Tvo7: Sorry bud, but AsianML is like 14/15 and he seems to have tons more sense than you.
There's no sense in asking for feedback/suggestions if you're always going to reply "But what about the pimp daddy with the 2 crackhores?" and "What about in/outside the club...?"
Like a bunch of people said, get a life, get a personality. Personality doesn't just mean being "the nicest guy" or "the sweetest guy". F that.
Are you seriously a E350-driving "nice guy" with some self-image/personality/confidence issues or are you a troll who started this idiotic thread for ****s and giggles at MB enthusiasts' expense?
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Originally Posted by tvo7
You guys are right. But, I must add, when you are driving that SL65 in front of the club, I don't think the chicks care about 9 inches
the ride in the bed always lasts longer than the ride in the car. and believe me, you cant buy 9 inches like you can buy a sl65.
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Originally Posted by giggalo
the ride in the bed always lasts longer than the ride in the car. and believe me, you cant buy 9 inches like you can buy a sl65.
tvo - I am now getting the sense you just don't get it. It's not about the nicest guy, it's about how you present yourself. Ever heard of nice guys finish last? Are you good looking? That's a plus. Are you smart? Another plus. Are you willing to buy drinks for your friends and your target? Plus #3. By the time she's in the mood, the last thing she's gonna worry about is whether you have an SL65.
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Originally Posted by giggalo
the ride in the bed always lasts longer than the ride in the car.
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b3d:which car did you spend most of your time in ?
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
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Originally Posted by tvo7
b3d:which car did you spend most of your time in ?
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
The low self-esteem part, which I hate to break it to you, has to do with you worrying about not getting any chicks, because you don't have a good enough car.
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I have a small *****. Therefore I bought a sports car. Happy?
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Originally Posted by tvo7
b3d:which car did you spend most of your time in ?
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
firstmb:Why lock this thread? We all are just having a friendly debate about what car attracts the chicks. Second of all, we are discussing real life here,
I do not think low self esteem has to do with why girls select one guy or another. B3d put up a website that really hit it on the mark about what women choose in a guy.
and, if you read that site well, you'll realize that CONFIDENCE is the single most important attribute you can have. Some guys need a car to give them confidence and that works, but the car alone isn't going to do it.
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Originally Posted by AsianML
The low self-esteem part does not have anything to do with chicks picking guys, you're right.
The low self-esteem part, which I hate to break it to you, has to do with you worrying about not getting any chicks, because you don't have a good enough car.
The low self-esteem part, which I hate to break it to you, has to do with you worrying about not getting any chicks, because you don't have a good enough car.
