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Old May 14, 2006 | 06:59 PM
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So a German Ricer and a Japanese Ricer want to race....

"Woman" and I was coming home from the church and stopped at the stop light with a 1.8T Jetta to our left and a 350Z to our right. When the light turned green, both car took off. I don't think the 350Z realized that "Woman" is sporting a debadged Cayenne Turbo S. So "Woman" punched it and I was holding on for my dear life (it's always scary when you are not the one behind a speeding vehicle). We caught up and pulled 5 car length ahead of the VW and caught up with the 350Z. I can hear the 350Z's riced out engine screaming for what it is worth and we pulled on it with ease. By the time we hit a stop light, the 350Z is no where to be found.

When my life flashes in front of me, I always regret taking "Woman" to a three day racing school when we were dating back in college. Suprisingly, the Cayenne Turbo S handles better than I expected when "Woman" pulls semi drifts around corners. She is just that damn good..

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Old May 14, 2006 | 07:04 PM
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Thats hella tight! Your women is CRAZY haha and i thought it was only guys ! And her drifting ....
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Old May 14, 2006 | 07:19 PM
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"Woman" grew up a tom boy who got teased regularly in elementary school. Something magical happened in HS (she bloomed) and she transformed into one super FOXY babe I met in college. I guess her 5 brothers played a big part of her life growing up... I got to say nothing is sexier than watching her working the gas pedal and the brake pedal with her long legs in her sexy stilletto...

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Old May 14, 2006 | 08:46 PM
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Nice kill. And to drift in a Cayenne Turbo S... That's just insane.
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Old May 14, 2006 | 08:48 PM
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I think im going to bust a stiggs. PICS !!!! NEEDED!!
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Old May 15, 2006 | 12:05 AM
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I think im going to bust a stiggs. PICS !!!! NEEDED!!
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Old May 15, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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Roupin,

I think I saw you in your buick on the 101 fwy going toward Hollywood. I am in the metallic black debadged C55. I recognize your car and waved at you..
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Old May 15, 2006 | 02:52 PM
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I think I saw you in your buick on the 101 fwy going toward Hollywood. I am in the metallic black debadged C55. I recognize your car and waved at you..
I don't remember seeing you? However I usually just keep an eye out for cops or a race. When was this? In what area?

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Old May 16, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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XPRO, are you going to ask "Woman" what her name is one of these years?
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Old May 16, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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XPRO, are you going to ask "Woman" what her name is one of these years?

I've been referring to her as "Woman" for the past six years. Dated her for 4 years and married for two.
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Old May 16, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Where's Stiggs asking for pictures like usual?
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Old May 16, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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Stiggs +3. We need pics! Or at lease a pic or her working the gas and brake pedals!
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I got to say nothing is sexier than watching her working the gas pedal and the brake pedal with her long legs in her sexy stilletto...

PICS PICS PICS PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old May 16, 2006 | 10:56 PM
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PICS PICS and more PICS...of the "woman" and the car
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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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I am not sure if "Woman" is going to be up for it.. Let me get her drunk tonight at Karaoke and then I'll snap a couple quick picks with my cell phone.

I can't promise but I'll try...
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Old May 17, 2006 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by XPRO.US
I got to say nothing is sexier than watching her working the gas pedal and the brake pedal with her long legs in her sexy stilletto...
Come on, even *I* can think of something sexier to watch/do with her "long legs in her sexy stilletto"












At the very least, rowing the gears and heel&toeing in a manual BMW M or Porsche, since MBUSA doesn't offer you anything to enjoy that feeling
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Old May 17, 2006 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by XPRO.US
I am not sure if "Woman" is going to be up for it.. Let me get her drunk tonight at Karaoke and then I'll snap a couple quick picks with my cell phone.

I can't promise but I'll try...
Karaoke .... i think Japanese....
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Old May 17, 2006 | 07:27 PM
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"Woman" is Korean / Chinese.. No complaints here since she is bringing home the bacon while I am running my start up business. Her parents are pretty supportive as well.. Well respected family in Korea and China... I am pretty fortunate to have "Woman" in my life since I am not a hunky pin up male model.
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Old May 17, 2006 | 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by XPRO.US
"Woman" is Korean / Chinese.. No complaints here since she is bringing home the bacon while I am running my start up business. Her parents are pretty supportive as well.. Well respected family in Korea and China... I am pretty fortunate to have "Woman" in my life since I am not a hunky pin up male model.
Alright you have no choice now but to post pictures...sorry mate, those are the rules of engagement.
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Old May 18, 2006 | 04:24 AM
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Dude, I am in the dog house because I was drunk and I slipped and told her that I am posting the pictures on MBworld.org when she asked me what am I going to do with the pictures.

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Old May 18, 2006 | 04:31 AM
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Dude, I am in the dog house because I was drunk and I slipped and told her that I am posting the pictures on MBworld.org when she asked me what am I going to do with the pictures.

ouch !! hahaha well if ur in the dog house already mine as well post the pics !!!!
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Old May 18, 2006 | 04:42 AM
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She deleted the pictures from my phone.... Thanks a lot guys.... I am too easy to fall under peer pressure.... I am using the laptop in the living room as we speak....
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She deleted the pictures from my phone.... Thanks a lot guys.... I am too easy to fall under peer pressure.... I am using the laptop in the living room as we speak....
Sounds like you're in the dog house a lot... LOL

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Old May 18, 2006 | 11:21 AM
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It's one of many many things a man has to put up with a "WOMAN".
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Old May 18, 2006 | 04:19 PM
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Haha!! Nice!!

I just test drove a 350Z and I was actually very dissapointed (except for cornering speeds). Maybe because it only had 200 miles on it, or the engine was not really warmed up, or because it was auto.
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