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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 08:04 PM
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Representing MBWORLD!!!!

Hey guys, I just need to share this with you guys.

On the way home, There was this seem to be "hooked up" 98ish altima (I was behind this guy) and waiting at the red light, this 2002+ VW GLI (body kit, seem to have some loud rice can exhaust) comes on the service side and revvs his stupid car at me and the altima.

So green light comes, the GLI guns it and passes the altima, and I floor it, cut to the left lane, I fly pass the altima, and then pass the GLI at about under 50mph, and then next block is another red.

So....heres how it goes. this guy rolls down his window, and was like "what is that a baby cheep *** civic mercedes" im like "yeah it is, and yours is a jetta? a family car? wheres your mom?" so this guy goes, "yeah i'll dust your cheap *** car, bla bla bla" and he "revvs" his can up at me. and I keep it silent.

So green light comes, I wait till he guns it, and I gun it, then I slow down the throttle while i'm next to him, (he had his window opened and car floored) so i roll down my window, gave him the finger, and floored it, and my coupey just FLEW. DUSTED HIM SO BAD

a few blocks down, another red light, this guy doesnt even dare to look over. and i revv my car up at him. and hes just looking foward with his window closed.

I represented MBWORLD! WOOT WOOT!!!
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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 08:11 PM
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good job
way to show them what mercedes is capable of doing
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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 08:12 PM
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haha nice kill
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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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Nice kill...but would've been better if you had just kept silent and gave him dirty looks. Oh and in the 211 too.
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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianML
Nice kill...but would've been better if you had just kept silent and gave him dirty looks. Oh and in the 211 too.
It would've been better to wave your hand and then blow him off!!!

Nice kill though!!
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Old Dec 19, 2006 | 11:34 PM
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hahaha I hate people with GLI/GTI

the car is fast, its pretty cool, but dont call my car "cheap"!
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by advans
hahaha I hate people with GLI/GTI

the car is fast, its pretty cool, but dont call my car "cheap"!
tell them to go buy one if they think it's cheap..hehe
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by advans
hahaha I hate people with GLI/GTI

the car is fast, its pretty cool, but dont call my car "cheap"!
so now you hate people w/VW'S you hate people with corvettes, who else do you hate? how old are you? those gli/gti's can be made fast enough for under 1k to blow your car away with no problem
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by itsmeek
so now you hate people w/VW'S you hate people with corvettes, who else do you hate? how old are you? those gli/gti's can be made fast enough for under 1k to blow your car away with no problem

He did make a reference to hating GLI/GTI but nowhere in his original post did he mention hating corvettes
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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"I think C6 drivers are losers (no offense). especially ones here in NYC. all they know how to do is "drag" race.

I still <3 the M3 no matter what!"


https://mbworld.org/forums/showthrea...52#post1898052
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by itsmeek;1898159
all they know how to do is "drag" race.




[url
https://mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1898052#post1898052[/url]

That is quite amusing considering how he boasted of his "kill" in his original post.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 11:45 AM
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Amusing story but...

*Flame suit on*

I’m gonna need some more details to figure this one out. I’m assuming you raced this guy in you’re CL203, since the other two cars listed in your tag wouldn’t be a coupe and you said you’re: “coupey just flew”.

Now I’m not a super Mercedes buff, but I’ve never heard of a CL203. So I poked around on the net and found that it’s actually a C200, which from everything I can find is a European version of the W203. Is your car an import? Your location is listed as NYC.

I couldn’t find too much information on specs on a C200, so I went with a C230 coupe for comparison. Also what year is your car?

Now your original post states you went up against a 2002+ Jetta GLI. I had never heard of a GLI and thought you meant a GTI. A GTI most definitely would have given you a good run. So I did some research. Turns out the GLI Jetta first came out in 2002, and for 2002/2003 was only offered as the VR6 variant, again which would not have been killed so easily.

Now the 2004+ GLI did offer a turboed 4 banger w/180hp and depending on your setup that would have been a good win for you. But to be able to first take the guy out starting from 1 car length behind (the 1st light in your story) and then to still walk on him while throttling back (the 2nd light), I just don’t know about that.

I only bring this up because I tried taking on a 2006 2.0T Jetta in my 2005 C230K Sedan with less than favorable results. (The story is listed here: https://mbworld.org/forums/c-class-w203/168210-2005-c230k-sedan-6mt-vs-2006-vw-jetta-2-0t.html) Granted not the best racing circumstances, but you get my point.

I love reading story’s about the little C’s that could, I also love reading about punks getting their a$$es handed to them. Unfortunately this one might be too good to be true. Please provide some more details and more power to you if you really did take this guy out!
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Old Dec 23, 2006 | 01:18 AM
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CL203 is W203 coupe body. oh yeah. mine is a 3.2L

also mr. "its meek"

I didnt say I hate GLI/GTI owners. Yes are you from NYC? umm NOPE so yeah, C6 owners here are dicks. trust me. if your from NY you would know.

so "put your flame suit back" because theres nothing to flame

yes k_lundquist. whip out your www.google.com and search up your terms.

flame..ahahahah little Cs ahahaha

heres a few links for your "research"

hmmm...why dont we compare... everything...

now...you raced a 2002ish GLI? wait...whats a GLI? hmmm... (www.google.com) wait...whats a CL203? (www.google.com) hmmm... ohh thats the coupe? C200? WHAT!? they made a 3.2 version too!? hmm

wait... 2004 GLI with a turbo can fly you anytime... hmm, wait...I think the GLI VR6 has 200hp.

heres a list of websites you can visit when doing research. its good for you, and before you start to "flame" someone ahahha i love to drive my "little c"

www.mbworld.org (most important)
www.mbusa.com (ahaha)
www.edmunds.com
www.cars.com
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Old Dec 23, 2006 | 12:08 PM
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"hahaha I hate people with GLI/GTI"...

u didn't say you hated people w/gli/gti's?

i guess you didn't write that above. and yes- i am from NYC, i've recently moved to the d.c. area. i also can not understand a word of what you write.

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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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Yeah I can't understand half this stuff this kid writes...

Anyway, thanks for the education on CL203. I'd did not realize there was a 3.2L engine for it and now I find your story believable.

Oh, and no need to cop a problem bud, I drive a C class too.

Merry Christmas!
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 03:17 PM
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haha good kill Advans!

that's not the first time I've heard the C-Class being called the "civic of MB" (I actually heard it from an Infiniti G20 owner, ironic isn't it?) it's pretty annoying.

you should have asked him, "where's the sorority girl that you borrowed the Jetta from?"
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by nlpamg
haha good kill Advans!

that's not the first time I've heard the C-Class being called the "civic of MB" (I actually heard it from an Infiniti G20 owner, ironic isn't it?) it's pretty annoying.

you should have asked him, "where's the sorority girl that you borrowed the Jetta from?"

That is pretty funny. Good kill, but I do have a bit of trouble with your winning, while throttling back. My 2.3L C230 Coupe needs ALL the help it can get off the line, and at low gears. Where the car shines is up over 50 mph. I have raced 320 cars. Its a battle, but up top a pullied M111 will rock a 320.
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Old Dec 25, 2006 | 12:00 PM
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Advans, any mods to your engine?
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Old Dec 26, 2006 | 10:04 PM
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yes, fart can mufflers (+30hp) nos sticker (+15hp) summit racing sticker (+10hp), tint (+18hp)
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Old Dec 28, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by eLTURCOamg
yes, fart can mufflers (+30hp) nos sticker (+15hp) summit racing sticker (+10hp), tint (+18hp)

Damn, now my boss knows I'm playing on the internet because I can't stop laughing...

Good kill bro
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