this is so funny, I was selling alarms today and I knocked at a house where they had a nice 2002 Black Camaro SS, Ram Air, K&N filter, cat back exhaust, chip (HPP+), the guy opened the door and I tried to sell the alarm, I couldn't convince him to get the alarm, his excuse was kind of dumb, he said he had a shot gun and he was nuts, I said if you are so nuts I'll race you, if I win you get the alarm, if you win you don't get it or if you get it I'll give you 5 months free. He asked me what I drove and I pointed at my car a few houses down the block, he thought I was joking and was sure my car couldn't perform versus his "monster" ( he didn't know anything about the E55, which was good) so he accepted, we went no too far to a safe place where we could do about a quarter mile race (actually longer because i got my car to 110 mph).
His wife flagged for us! we both took off right at the same time and by the time I was doing 60 mph he was on my rear door, by the time we did 100 mph he was just behind me! and at 110 MPH I started to brake, earning an alarm sale! YES!!!
The guy kept his word and after a couple of hours of talking i left his house with the sale and my pride higher than ever, hahahaha, that was a lot of fun, I need to pick more GM V8's as customers!!!! LOL
His wife flagged for us! we both took off right at the same time and by the time I was doing 60 mph he was on my rear door, by the time we did 100 mph he was just behind me! and at 110 MPH I started to brake, earning an alarm sale! YES!!!
The guy kept his word and after a couple of hours of talking i left his house with the sale and my pride higher than ever, hahahaha, that was a lot of fun, I need to pick more GM V8's as customers!!!! LOL
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pocholin, an interesting one, never heard before....
Wish your business is always running that way cuz you got
an E55AMG
Wish your business is always running that way cuz you got
an E55AMG

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Originally posted by WRXVII
hahaha...... how do you manage a monthly payment of $900+ /month by selling home alarms?
I had bought the car before going to work for ADT, and I also have to sell a lot of alarms right now ! ! ! LOL, ohh and my payments are under $900/month (thank god ! ! ! Originally posted by WRXVII
hahaha...... how do you manage a monthly payment of $900+ /month by selling home alarms?
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Originally posted by Shine
pocholin, an interesting one, never heard before....
Wish your business is always running that way cuz you got
an E55AMG
Thanks, and BTW DOES ANYBODY NEED A HOME ALARM IN THE HOUSTON AREA??? LOL hahahahaOriginally posted by Shine
pocholin, an interesting one, never heard before....
Wish your business is always running that way cuz you got
an E55AMG
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Originally posted by pocholin
I need to pick more GM V8's as customers!!!! LOL
Originally posted by pocholin
I need to pick more GM V8's as customers!!!! LOL
LOL nice kill, i guess it was Auto right? Now i would like to run for an alarm please
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LOL nice kill, i guess it was Auto right? Now i would like to run for an alarm please
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It was actually a 6 speed, and you are out of my territory Originally posted by LSs1Power
LOL nice kill, i guess it was Auto right? Now i would like to run for an alarm please
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, sorry I can't race you 
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wow that is some funny ****. Puts a smile on my face.
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Originally posted by LSs1Power
LOL nice kill, i guess it was Auto right? Now i would like to run for an alarm please
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Originally posted by LSs1Power
LOL nice kill, i guess it was Auto right? Now i would like to run for an alarm please
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I hear ya. I want a shot at an alarm too.
Eric
1999 Z28
I think it is has a mod on it.
wizkid at LS1Tech.com
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Originally posted by wizkid
I hear ya.
I want a shot at an alarm too.
Eric
1999 Z28
I think it is has a mod on it.
wizkid at LS1Tech.com
400 rwhp/390 rwtq
LOL, you'll get your chance when you move to Houston, but judging by your signature you'll have free alarm service for almost half a year! Originally posted by wizkid
I hear ya. I want a shot at an alarm too.
Eric
1999 Z28
I think it is has a mod on it.
wizkid at LS1Tech.com
400 rwhp/390 rwtq

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How did his wife look? Maybe you could have negotiated her in with the bet!!!
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How did his wife look? Maybe you could have negotiated her in with the bet!!!
hahaha, not too bad, but I didn't even know he was married until he went to her and ask. it's Ok, I'm not greedy Originally posted by Naughty Pants
How did his wife look? Maybe you could have negotiated her in with the bet!!!

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Dont go trying to sell to anyone packing a Toyota I6 TT....
IE Supra, man that car'll burn it up.
IE Supra, man that car'll burn it up.

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Nice Kill,
I love to hear stories whre the GM's Lose to Mercedes!! I wonna race a reglar one but im not sure if my car is a match for it, the 6 cylinder model, caus it has 6 hp more than me and im not sure about the torque!!!!
Anyone got any experience????
Elvir
I love to hear stories whre the GM's Lose to Mercedes!! I wonna race a reglar one but im not sure if my car is a match for it, the 6 cylinder model, caus it has 6 hp more than me and im not sure about the torque!!!!
Anyone got any experience????
Elvir
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Originally posted by C280 Jr.
Nice Kill,
I love to hear stories whre the GM's Lose to Mercedes!! I wonna race a reglar one but im not sure if my car is a match for it, the 6 cylinder model, caus it has 6 hp more than me and im not sure about the torque!!!!
Anyone got any experience????
Elvir
The 6 cylinder Camaro is actually pretty ood, not a V* by any means, but it is still responsive, it'd be interesting to see who winsOriginally posted by C280 Jr.
Nice Kill,
I love to hear stories whre the GM's Lose to Mercedes!! I wonna race a reglar one but im not sure if my car is a match for it, the 6 cylinder model, caus it has 6 hp more than me and im not sure about the torque!!!!
Anyone got any experience????
Elvir
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Hey Poch!
I'm selling Kleemann superchagers for the Mercedes
I'll race you in my 430 for a sale! If I win, you buy the Kleemann and have it installed by us that month. If you win, you can either keep your car (cause it's already fast) how it is, or you can have it installed by us, and I'll pay for the labor. What do you say?

I'm selling Kleemann superchagers for the Mercedes
I'll race you in my 430 for a sale! If I win, you buy the Kleemann and have it installed by us that month. If you win, you can either keep your car (cause it's already fast) how it is, or you can have it installed by us, and I'll pay for the labor. What do you say?

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Originally posted by Mach430
Hey Poch!
I'm selling Kleemann superchagers for the Mercedes
I'll race you in my 430 for a sale! If I win, you buy the Kleemann and have it installed by us that month. If you win, you can either keep your car (cause it's already fast) how it is, or you can have it installed by us, and I'll pay for the labor. What do you say?
Tempting!!!! Very tempting, but sadly enough I don't have the money for the system even if you loose Originally posted by Mach430
Hey Poch!
I'm selling Kleemann superchagers for the Mercedes
I'll race you in my 430 for a sale! If I win, you buy the Kleemann and have it installed by us that month. If you win, you can either keep your car (cause it's already fast) how it is, or you can have it installed by us, and I'll pay for the labor. What do you say?
Give me a few months. 
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Hey Poch, I'm in Houston but already have an ADT system. Maybe you can swing by for a system "maintence" call...
I just bought a '03 E500. Not an E55 but still pretty nice
Peter
I just bought a '03 E500. Not an E55 but still pretty nice

Peter
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Originally posted by NitroShredder
Hey Poch, I'm in Houston but already have an ADT system. Maybe you can swing by for a system "maintence" call...
I just bought a '03 E500. Not an E55 but still pretty nice
Peter
Sure, I don't do maintenance, but I'd like to check your car out, and may be get some references from you Originally posted by NitroShredder
Hey Poch, I'm in Houston but already have an ADT system. Maybe you can swing by for a system "maintence" call...
I just bought a '03 E500. Not an E55 but still pretty nice

Peter

Do all your friends have an alarm yet?
Just let me take a look at your car, that'll make me happy
