So i was comming back from SF last night...i was going 80mph ...and theirs this car behind me catching up quick....and then he blows by at about 95mph plus so im thinking should i or should i not....it took me about 5 seconds to come to my conclusion and i said **** it why not ...so i slam on the gas from 6th gear and catchup as if he was standing still

it was 335....my friend was like dude hes with his wife ...shes probably yelling (starts making up chinese words) lol...anyways...we are neck and neck and we are laughing...he wont look over and he guns it ! and im laughing my *** off and i gun it and walk him like if he was standing still....he must of been pissed and told his wife ill show him ....so as i fly by him...my exit is next so i get off the ramp....mr china man also gets off in that exit...im looking over to the wife to **** him iff ...i roar the engine just a bit..he guns it off the light...i take off slow in 1st...and then i put it in second and slam it....i fly by him ...theirs a right turn comming up..i pick my line and take the turn with the tires scretching... i look back...hes no where to be found... i slow down for him....he comes up hecka fast... i let him do his ricer fly by ...and then i slam on it from 2nd...3rd.....4th... lmao i think i was about 1 mile away when i left off i did that one more time....and then he pulled over or something hahahaha couldnt take the heat...



now who wants to compare interiors ?

 

Man, you drive a Porsche 911 Turbo, your behaviour was like you were driving some mustang......remember, you're driving a legendary sports car. Imagine someone driving a Bentley like that, it makes no sense to me....

 

(chinese words) ...

Just because they are Asian do you automatically think they are Chinese?

BTW, a 996TT beating a 335i? The world must have come to an end. It wasn't a kill man, it's cake walk. Just enjoy the ride.

 

Or that they don't speak English?

 

Yesterday I beat a Kia Rio in drag race to next stop light...
Felt so good to have a faster car,although he did put up a good fight...

 

you sound like a god damned idiot. "mr chinaman"..is this coming from a redneck? you sound like a cocky 911 driver i knew over here when i had my cammed/heads z06. i walked him 4 times like he was NOT MOVING. before that all he spoke of was how many bars of boost he was pushing and how he would destroy me. afterwards....he looked like a spoiled, silenced little boy.

 

335i is one hell of a car. You're in a TT, thats just not fair.. On the bright side, if he was modded out the *** I'm sure he can keep up with you easily. That 3.0 Straight six TT is very responsive to tuning.

 

they're both TT's, if you mean twin turbo's. just one is a waste of money at over 100k (a 64k vette will eat it accross the board especially with another 3k put into it) and the other is a hell of a buy at 40ish.

 

No way in hell are you going to catch up or even keep even with a 335i when you are in 6th gear.. 335i is = to the M3 in speed. Hell a WOT C6 vett with a bad driver has a hard time pulling ground on an M3.

 

+1
The Asian humor was of a mustang owners mentality as well

 

Perhaps he was driving his F248? must of been kind of amusing having his buddy sitting on his lap

 

also chinaman term was pretty bad

 

911 Turbo a "waste of money"-

 

wow some of you guys really took the kill to the bone...
lets clear some stuff up... im not being racist.. 99% of my friends are orientals

- i didnt say chinaman... my friend did...which he happens to be asian himself

- and the reason why i made this tread was to be sarcastic... about AndrewAz's ... argument about interior.... the Z4M he was comparying to the c6...is the same comparison right here...only that now he cant argue that about interior...that was the whole point of this thread...

-and yes AndrewAz... i pulled on him from 6th gear like if he was standing still...look at my mods--- maybe you understand numbers easier... 510BHP 490TQ


- no i wasent doing anything crazy before.. hand.. it was 1 am in the mornign the dumbarton bridge was empty... i figured i played a bit with him....

 

People of Asian descent are 'Asian'. Rugs can be oriental.

 

Maybe his friends are all rugs?

BTW Mr. Bonehead, I believe we have not been introduced. I'm the resident E60 M5 driver here, and I believe you have just become my padawan.

 

Not looking to become a resident. Just an occasional visitor to MBW.
Are you an m5board member?

 

He drove the car the way it was intended to be driven ! It's a kill !

 

Here is a link to a dyno test on the 335i that you might enjoy.

http://www.automobilemag.com/feature...i_dynamometer/

 

Yes I'm an M5board member but my office's lovely servers seem to be biased towards Benzes.

 

M5board members FTW

 

How about them Koenigsegg air field runs?

 

BMW > AMG
JK.. the Ms and AMGs are both awesome cars

 

Perhaps "egxpimp" should take a class or two in spelling and gramar. You sound like an 8 year old at show and tell, except you have nothing to show or tell about.

 

exga can you post a pic of your porsche, i don't think you own one..