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Old 01-17-2008, 10:33 PM
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300E vs Jetta

Well the other night as I was driving back to my dorm I was coming up to a left turn light and a black jetta was behind me. I turned on my blinker and got into the lane as the lines opened up to allow you , but I guess this girl driving the jetta tried turning earlier and speeding to get in front of me ( even though the light was currently red). She then started honking like crazy as if I did something wrong despite the fact she sped to get in the lane earlier crossing the lines without using a blinker. As we turned left the road split into 3 lanes and she then got beside me trying to floor it past me , of course I did not allow her and by the time I got one car length ahead of her she slowed down and got in another lane.
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The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.
Old 01-22-2008, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Limibeans
The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.
I'll believe you....but only if you have pics of these chicks for proof.
Old 01-23-2008, 12:51 PM
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If she was hot, I'd still not want to get to know her based on a ***** driving maneuver like that.
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Originally Posted by Limibeans
The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.

lol pics of these items im curious
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Originally Posted by Limibeans
The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.
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Originally Posted by Limibeans
The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.
I just have a couple of things to say about this... I LIKE YOUR STYLE LOL.
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Originally Posted by Limibeans
The question is: Was she hot?

If she was hot and you pissed her off then im afraid you may be the loser in this particular case. Perhaps, you should have tried to make amends and channel all that negative energy into some other recreational activity, namely sex.

There are a few tools that I keep in my car to defuse such situations.

1) A GIANT Zippo lighter. It people wanna get all crazy, I simply bust out the giant lighter and very quickly people calm down because its the most ridiculous thing people have seen. It's also a great conversation starter lol...

2) A price-number thing I stole from Walmart back in high school. If confronted by a hot chick, flip the number over to 8 or 9 and hang it out your window.

I know it sounds incredibly stupid, and possibly retarded, but I have gotten so many #'s using these two utterly stupid things that you probably dont believe me. Dont worry, I wouldnt believe myself either if I just read it.


im almost thinking about getting some of those numbers haha
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Originally Posted by Buluen
Well the other night as I was driving back to my dorm I was coming up to a left turn light and a black jetta was behind me. I turned on my blinker and got into the lane as the lines opened up to allow you , but I guess this girl driving the jetta tried turning earlier and speeding to get in front of me ( even though the light was currently red). She then started honking like crazy as if I did something wrong despite the fact she sped to get in the lane earlier crossing the lines without using a blinker. As we turned left the road split into 3 lanes and she then got beside me trying to floor it past me , of course I did not allow her and by the time I got one car length ahead of her she slowed down and got in another lane.
Hahaha that'll teach her a lesson. People tend to be aggressive to you but when you respond back they back off..

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