CLK55 vs fighter jet
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Joined: Dec 2005
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From: NJ
2009 SL63 AMG
yeah man im so cool got me a cool benz yo...so I wuz out cruzin on the boulevad, got bored after pulling 50 carlengths on a bugatti, so I went out for a ride in the country with my five *****es on board (two in the trunk, spares!) smoking on a blunt and drinking a carlson. well, **** me if I didnt see a fighter jet pulling up next to me trying to run me out, yo...so I took a hit off the blunt, cranked up fitty cent on the tunes, which blew out his cockpit window and he got really got mad lol ya...so he sez "hey you think yur so cool, yo, but I've got da jet, way more cool than some dome ol' benz", and im like "suk on this yo", and dayum he lit that thing up and immmmediateely puled like 1.5 carlengths on me, and im like holee ****, yo, and my #1 ***** is like "r u gonna let him do tht 2 u?" (she wuz texting me on my kewl iphone), so I'm like "hell no!" and put it into sport mode, and bam I pulled like ten lengths on him and my *****es were all laughing and mooning him. so then next thing I know I see a flash of bright light and my god he shot a missile at me, what a sore loser!well then I had no chioce butt too divert, so I took a big hit off of my blunt, threw it into the back of a winnebago as I blew by and sure enuff it worked the missile blew the winnebago all to hell lol, hope that wasnt anyones granpa that I know they will be so pissed.. so then dammit he shot another missile and I had no more blunts and I like my *****es so I didnt throw them out the window but instead I just punched it and immmmediateeely pulled like ten carlengths on the missile and so the missile got pissed, banged a u turn and blew the jet away lol...so then we all went back to my crib and partied hard yo, it wuz so cool my *****es were so fired up after kicking tom cruise's *** lol but now scientology is mad at me and calling me up and hassling me so I gotta run!
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