yeah man im so cool got me a cool benz yo...so I wuz out cruzin on the boulevad, got bored after pulling 50 carlengths on a bugatti, so I went out for a ride in the country with my five *****es on board (two in the trunk, spares!) smoking on a blunt and drinking a carlson. well, **** me if I didnt see a fighter jet pulling up next to me trying to run me out, yo...so I took a hit off the blunt, cranked up fitty cent on the tunes, which blew out his cockpit window and he got really got mad lol ya...so he sez "hey you think yur so cool, yo, but I've got da jet, way more cool than some dome ol' benz", and im like "suk on this yo", and dayum he lit that thing up and immmmediateely puled like 1.5 carlengths on me, and im like holee ****, yo, and my #1 ***** is like "r u gonna let him do tht 2 u?" (she wuz texting me on my kewl iphone), so I'm like "hell no!" and put it into sport mode, and bam I pulled like ten lengths on him and my *****es were all laughing and mooning him. so then next thing I know I see a flash of bright light and my god he shot a missile at me, what a sore loser! well then I had no chioce butt too divert, so I took a big hit off of my blunt, threw it into the back of a winnebago as I blew by and sure enuff it worked the missile blew the winnebago all to hell lol, hope that wasnt anyones granpa that I know they will be so pissed.. so then dammit he shot another missile and I had no more blunts and I like my *****es so I didnt throw them out the window but instead I just punched it and immmmediateeely pulled like ten carlengths on the missile and so the missile got pissed, banged a u turn and blew the jet away lol...so then we all went back to my crib and partied hard yo, it wuz so cool my *****es were so fired up after kicking tom cruise's *** lol but now scientology is mad at me and calling me up and hassling me so I gotta run!

 

I just became "dumber" after reading that..

 

I suppose this was an attempt at humor...Probably needs to be moved to the TOW/OT section.

 

With some of the s*** I've seen on these kill forums, it's nothing out of the ordinary. Nice kill bro! He prob went straight to the dealer and traded his F-16 for a AMG.

 

I lol'd.

I'm still lol'ing.

 

CLK55 BTFJFTW!!

 

That was the gayest attempt at humor that I have read in a long time....I want my 30 seconds of life back

 

You may have a benz, but you have no class.

 

HAHA some of you obviously don't know Improviz...

 

no class is a bit harsh.

 

I gotta say, I laughed the whole way through it.

Pretty funny. I love simple humor.

 

 

I thought it was pretty funny.

 

I read the first sentence, i hope this is a joke.

 

It would be funny if it sounded more authentic.....right now it sounds like some 15 yr old suburban white-boy trying to impersonate someone ghetto purely based upon internet observations.

 

Well, you know what they say about opinions and the exit tunnel....

 

You know what they say about reality being perception......

 

This is exactly why I voted not to ban allenlambo.

When Improviz has too much idle time, this is what happens.

 

Indeed; a quick survey of the responses indicates that you are solidly in the minority.

Btw, FYI: there is a "thread tools" button, which features among other things an "untrack thread" link. Apply as needed to affected area.

 

Naw, this was an isolated case...I wrote it actually after one guy wrote a few ridiculous kill stories, which unfortunately he deleted immediately after myself and Cylinder Head called him out. There've been a ton of those things in here lately, so I decided to have a bit of fun.

And OK, the four Spaten Optimators I'd had that night might have also had something to do with it.

 

You SO need a beating. Preferably with a whole salmon.

 

Sorry bud....you're not funny. If you are getting butt hurt over me (and most other folks) giving you a good natured ribbing for your failure, then you should probably pipe down. This is the internet, and you suck at it

 

Well, I'll defer to the expert on that one, as you obviously know far more about sucking than I do.

 

??? Swing and a miss.....

 

Six Pages here we come!