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Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:18 PM
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So jon, are you prepared to show up and run the 4.6 second 5-60 time you claim your CLK55 can run, and defeat an E90 M3 up past 130?


Answer the simple question first. Give me a w209 Clk55 to run and lets see who is faster in a 5roll.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:19 PM
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on a side note,my friend just got an m6 and thats on my kill list lol,you guys are tooo funny.You people need to loosen up and take a step back and chill,deuce your like digging yourself deeper with every post you make.

I was there in the real world and my boy was cutting better 60fts ALL DAYYYYY,you keep saying as long as the tire hasnt maxed out its grip,then an open diff will be fine,well guess what?modded E55s can max out almost any street tire out there,so an LSD WOULD HELP OUT....wow,Duh is anybody in there?

you also questioned weather an e55 could spin its tires on a 5 mph roll?Are you freaking kidding me?have you ever been in an E55?a healthy running stock car should have no problems leaving a patch on the ground with T/C off,nevermind what a modded one can do.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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So jon, are you prepared to show up and run the 4.6 second 5-60 time you claim your CLK55 can run, and defeat an E90 M3 up past 130?


Why do you keep bringing up the m3 run? That particular run I kept up. He cant drive obviously. Look at the #s. Its no brainer that the e90 m3 is faster.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:26 PM
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Still waiting for Improvz answer..
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Still waiting for Improvz answer..
I did answer it, you're just too dense to comprehend the answer. That time was run in a different car, with different gearing and other specifications, than your car.

Just because you (supposedly) ran the same 1/4 mile time does not, by any means, prove that at each and every leg over an entire 1/4 mile run the two cars' 0-xxx times would be identical.

I also stated that you're trying to substitute hypothetical for actual, i.e. that because a different car, with different specs and gearing, ran a certain time by no means proves that you can do it in your different car.

Which is why you should show up and prove it, instead of talking keyboard smack, for once in your life.

So now answer my question: what exactly do you have against showing up and performing this amazing feat, given that you're so confident that you can replicate it at will?

Will you show up, or won't you?
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:50 PM
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Your wasting your time on this guy.
Agreed. He argues for the sake of arguing. It's almost pathological.

Originally Posted by skratch77
just let it end,its not worth the time to go back and forth.Im about to buy some 305/35/18 drag radials and if that dosnt put the power down I will go for a LSD.
They will help for sure be be careful regarding the burnouts as Budoboy stated until he switched to an LSD. But I'm sure you're aware a 2 wheel burnout is easily accomplished with an Open Diff.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Improviz
I did answer it, you're just too dense to comprehend the answer. That time was run in a different car, with different gearing and other specifications, than your car.

Just because you (supposedly) ran the same 1/4 mile time does not, by any means, prove that at each and every leg over an entire 1/4 mile run the two cars' 0-xxx times would be identical.

I also stated that you're trying to substitute hypothetical for actual, i.e. that because a different car, with different specs and gearing, ran a certain time by no means proves that you can do it in your different car.

Which is why you should show up and prove it, instead of talking keyboard smack, for once in your life.

So now answer my question: what exactly do you have against showing up and performing this amazing feat, given that you're so confident that you can replicate it at will?

Will you show up, or won't you?
Just bring me a w209 clk55 and lets see in real life.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 06:01 PM
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I was there in the real world and my boy was cutting better 60fts ALL DAYYYYY,you keep saying as long as the tire hasnt maxed out its grip,then an open diff will be fine,well guess what?modded E55s can max out almost any street tire out there,so an LSD WOULD HELP OUT....wow,Duh is anybody in there?

you also questioned weather an e55 could spin its tires on a 5 mph roll?Are you freaking kidding me?have you ever been in an E55?a healthy running stock car should have no problems leaving a patch on the ground with T/C off,nevermind what a modded one can do.
What were the 60fts with and without LSD?

Yes, I've driven a E55. Lots of cars max out almost any street tire out there with too much throttle.
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Old Dec 28, 2009 | 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuuuce
Agreed. He argues for the sake of arguing. It's almost pathological.



They will help for sure be be careful regarding the burnouts as Budoboy stated until he switched to an LSD. But I'm sure you're aware a 2 wheel burnout is easily accomplished with an Open Diff.
And a one-wheel burnout is even easier.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Which is why you should show up and prove it, instead of talking keyboard smack, for once in your life.

So now answer my question: what exactly do you have against showing up and performing this amazing feat, given that you're so confident that you can replicate it at will?

Will you show up, or won't you?
Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Just bring me a w209 clk55 and lets see in real life.
Real life would be you actually showing up and doing what you claim your car can do.

But as usual, you've chickened out yet again. What a wuss.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 06:59 PM
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Real life would be you actually showing up and doing what you claim your car can do.

But as usual, you've chickened out yet again. What a wuss.
Oh please you tire me! Chickened out? From your internet bull****?
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:03 PM
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Real life would be you actually showing up and doing what you claim your car can do.

But as usual, you've chickened out yet again. What a wuss.
You just cant swallow the fact that not my Clk55 but a heavier 300lbs Clk55 with a measly 362hp does 5-60 in 4.6sec like your Cls55. What a joke! I think you got to sell your slow *** boat Cls55.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
You just cant swallow the fact that not my Clk55 but a heavier 300lbs Clk55 with a measly 362hp does 5-60 in 4.6sec like your Cls55. What a joke! I think you got to sell your slow *** boat Cls55.
Let me guess, you lay down only 1 stripe at 5mph? j/k

Virtually all of my purposeful burnouts are with both wheels. You Tube has plenty of examples of LX V-8s doing so with open diffs. Crazy, I know!
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
You just cant swallow the fact that not my Clk55 but a heavier 300lbs Clk55 with a measly 362hp does 5-60 in 4.6sec like your Cls55. What a joke! I think you got to sell your slow *** boat Cls55.
Lol....you can claim whatever you want, dude, but you just can't prove it. Claim != proof, and whatever time another car did it in is irrelavent to your car. C&D tested two C55s with that same motor, gearing, horsepower, and at a lighter weight, and neither of them matched that time, so for you to claim that because you, in zero degree weather, ran a certain time means that a) under all conditions you can match that time, or b) that it follows you'll match the same times that someone got in a different car with different specs, is a joke, just as you are a joke.

As to your car running the same 5-60 time as a CLS55: we can arrange that too, but as with everything else, once anyone tries to get you to show up and run, you suddenly start making excuses and disappear.

So you can match a CLS55 from 5-60 eh jon? Would you actually show up if I found one in your area to run you?
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuuuce
Let me guess, you lay down only 1 stripe at 5mph? j/k

Virtually all of my purposeful burnouts are with both wheels. You Tube has plenty of examples of LX V-8s doing so with open diffs. Crazy, I know!
Yes, yes, I know: open diffs are the best, there is no benefit to an LSD except under circumstances where it provides a benefit, and they somehow manage to make your times more consistent without improving your ETs or 60' times.

Right?

So how exactly do they make your times more consistent if they aren't improving the results? Care to 'splain dat for us?

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Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:19 PM
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Lol....you can claim whatever you want, dude, but you just can't prove it. Claim != proof, and whatever time another car did it in is irrelavent to your car. C&D tested two C55s with that same motor, gearing, horsepower, and at a lighter weight, and neither of them matched that time, so for you to claim that because you, in zero degree weather, ran a certain time means that a) under all conditions you can match that time, or b) that it follows you'll match the same times that someone got in a different car with different specs, is a joke, just as you are a joke.

As to your car running the same 5-60 time as a CLS55: we can arrange that too, but as with everything else, once anyone tries to get you to show up and run, you suddenly start making excuses and disappear.

So you can match a CLS55 from 5-60 eh jon? Would you actually show up if I found one in your area to run you?
Dude we are writing about #s here. Forget about my Clk55. We are comparing your slow *** boat cls55 469hp does the same 5-60 roll vs the w209 Clk55 362hp. You just can't swallow that fact. Somehow you still think my Clk55 is slower than the heavier Clk55
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:31 PM
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Dude we are writing about #s here. Forget about my Clk55. We are comparing your slow *** boat cls55 469hp does the same 5-60 roll vs the w209 Clk55 362hp. You just can't swallow that fact. Somehow you still think my Clk55 is slower than the heavier Clk55
Dude, buzz off, you have nothing to contribute here, and obviously don't think that your car can do what you say it can, or else you'd stop acting like a big wussy and show up & prove it.

As to what a "slow *** boat" CLS55 can do, again, I can arrange a meet up between you and one of the "slow *** boat" 55k cars...of course, you've already stated in this thread that one of these "slow *** boat" cars did to your car, i.e. kick the crap out of it, so what does that make your car, a slower-than-slow-*** car?

You're nothing but the little mouth that roared, all talk but no action, hell, you won't even run ProjectC55 in his C55, let alone a faster 55K car, so stop with the smack talking already. When it's time to man up, you're hiding under the bed.
Old Dec 28, 2009 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Lol....you can claim whatever you want, dude, but you just can't prove it. Claim != proof, and whatever time another car did it in is irrelavent to your car. C&D tested two C55s with that same motor, gearing, horsepower, and at a lighter weight, and neither of them matched that time, so for you to claim that because you, in zero degree weather, ran a certain time means that a) under all conditions you can match that time, or b) that it follows you'll match the same times that someone got in a different car with different specs, is a joke, just as you are a joke.

As to your car running the same 5-60 time as a CLS55: we can arrange that too, but as with everything else, once anyone tries to get you to show up and run, you suddenly start making excuses and disappear.

So you can match a CLS55 from 5-60 eh jon? Would you actually show up if I found one in your area to run you?
BTW do you know where Atco raceway is? Ive done that run in October so you think 0 degrees is for real? You are so dumb The last time in New Jersey was 0 degrees in Oct was it never happened!
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BTW do you know where Atco raceway is? Ive done that run in October so you think 0 degrees is for real? You are so dumb The last time in New Jersey was 0 degrees in Oct was it never happened!
That's what your slip reads, nothing dumb about it except for possibly the person in charge of entering this into the system.

So do you want to arrange a run with a VBox so you can perform the 4.6 sec. 5-60 run, and as an added bonus a run against a "slow *** boat CLS55", jon?

Just say the word, I'll get someone in your area lined up lickety-split.

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That's what your slip reads, nothing dumb about it except for possibly the person in charge of entering this into the system.

So do you want to arrange a run with a VBox so you can perform the 4.6 sec. 5-60 run, and as an added bonus a run against a "slow *** boat CLS55", jon?

Just say the word, I'll get someone in your area lined up lickety-split.
Wait till I get new tires. 5-60roll vs cls55 or e55.
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I'm waiting on some1 pm'ine me.............. Fri and sat night are my party nights so I'm not available.
Did this friendly race ever happen?
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Dude we are writing about #s here. Forget about my Clk55. We are comparing your slow *** boat cls55 469hp does the same 5-60 roll vs the w209 Clk55 362hp. You just can't swallow that fact. Somehow you still think my Clk55 is slower than the heavier Clk55
Wow, just wow.

Talk about car pride. You better make sure that IC pump isn't working.
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...and? Did either of these guys ever show up?
Never had a chance to talk to set anything up yet. I've been really busy. I might be around tom but not 100%. Will update PATIENCEE PLEASEEEE
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Never had a chance to talk to set anything up yet. I've been really busy. I might be around tom but not 100%. Will update PATIENCEE PLEASEEEE
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