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Old May 16, 2003 | 08:45 PM
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Today while driving, I marginally beat a 9 year old on a schwinn in my new G500

Car is slow as ****

I think I need a smaller car in addition to this tank.
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Old May 16, 2003 | 09:35 PM
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LOLOLOLOL That is rich, congrats on the new ride, maybe a Kleeman will help? They cost as much as a smaller car, but you wont need insurance.
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Old May 17, 2003 | 02:27 AM
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Former SUV driver myself. SUV suck as far as performance I had to red line the engine for it to move . I will never buy an SUV as a first car. I had a QX4
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Old May 17, 2003 | 03:18 AM
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Re: Kill - My G500 vs ...
Originally posted by lesterm
Today while driving, I marginally beat a 9 year old on a schwinn in my new G500

Car is slow as ****

I think I need a smaller car in addition to this tank.
This is hilarious! I've driven the X5, they're pretty peppy.
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Old May 17, 2003 | 10:53 AM
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lmao, dont tell me you went into second gear!


dont you get like 10mpg on the G500?
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Old May 18, 2003 | 01:50 AM
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Re: Kill - My G500 vs ...
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Today while driving, I marginally beat a 9 year old on a schwinn in my new G500


HAHAHAHAHAHA :p :p :p Thats the funniest thing i've heard all day.
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Old May 18, 2003 | 01:52 AM
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good kill i'm sure he deserved it....
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LOLOLOLOL That is rich, congrats on the new ride, maybe a Kleeman will help? They cost as much as a smaller car, but you wont need insurance.
yah man, kleemann that sucker!
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I think your expectations a little out of sync. You can't expect it out of a car that is as aero-dynamic as an open toilet seat.
What you got however is a car that can beat any SUV out there off-road (but who buys SUVs to go off roading these days?)and which can be distinguished and different from all the other SUVs out there.
I bet that when you go like 70mph it sounds like you have a jet engine from the wind blowing on the windshield.
Every time I see a G500 I smile. They look awesome
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Maybe u should have got the G55 AMG?
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omg a G500 Kleeman. that would be insane...
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i smoked a civic in the G500 once :p
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Originally posted by PiNoYBaLLeR
i smoked a civic in the G500 once :p
you can smoke a civic with a schwinn and a card stuck in one of the wheels.....
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