Greetings! Kill from my GL450. Yes the big barge.
12-15-2011, 03:34 PM
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'19 E63S, ‘16 CLS63 RIP, '09 E63 Gone, '06 M5 Gone, '97 Supra TT Gone
Nope no bumper stickers on mine. Completely clean. The ML had no decals either dude.
Look up the performance stats on a GL450. It's not as slow as everyone thinks. It's actually pretty decent considering it's a 7 seater and how much it weighs.
Another serious note: Cylinder Head, you are a ****ING bonehead. WHY would you downgrade from an E60 M5 to a W211 chassis E63 AMG????
Why??? Downgrade in performance but you gain...comfort? That what you're looking for? At least if you're looking for similar performance you should've gotten a W211 E55 AMG supercharged or the W212 E63 AMG with the 6.3 V8.
Yeeeaaaaaah. My dad a couple of years ago was also contemplating of switching from his rarely driven E60 M5 to a then new W211 E63 AMG. 1 test drive and then going back into his M5 and that was it. Big difference.
Look up the performance stats on a GL450. It's not as slow as everyone thinks. It's actually pretty decent considering it's a 7 seater and how much it weighs.
Another serious note: Cylinder Head, you are a ****ING bonehead. WHY would you downgrade from an E60 M5 to a W211 chassis E63 AMG????
Why??? Downgrade in performance but you gain...comfort? That what you're looking for? At least if you're looking for similar performance you should've gotten a W211 E55 AMG supercharged or the W212 E63 AMG with the 6.3 V8.
Yeeeaaaaaah. My dad a couple of years ago was also contemplating of switching from his rarely driven E60 M5 to a then new W211 E63 AMG. 1 test drive and then going back into his M5 and that was it. Big difference.
Nothing to say to you dude, we're not talking the same language. I don't need to justify my anything to the guy racing ML350's.
12-15-2011, 04:03 PM
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Did you miss the little part where my dad STILL has an E60 M5? Ever maybe think that I've driven it driven it hard before? LOL! Since then, he has placed an RPI underrive pulley and a Eurocharged Tune on the car and it really has woken up since then. I think he's going to put the Euro spec SMGIII program on it since that shifts faster than the American spec program.
I think you're one the typical MBworld thugs. Are ya?
12-15-2011, 05:26 PM
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'19 E63S, ‘16 CLS63 RIP, '09 E63 Gone, '06 M5 Gone, '97 Supra TT Gone
I have no doubts you've driven your daddy's car, and taken daddy's word for it that the M5 is better than the E63. I've driven MY M5 (put 100k miles on it from brand new) and MY E63 and I'm really happy with my purchase, I have no need to justify it to you.
I'm not ragging on the GL, plenty of local soccer moms love theirs. I am ragging on the fact that you raced another SUV in it, then posted it in the kill stories forum, then got upset when people called you on it. Herpderp.
I'm not ragging on the GL, plenty of local soccer moms love theirs. I am ragging on the fact that you raced another SUV in it, then posted it in the kill stories forum, then got upset when people called you on it. Herpderp.
And you think I don't know performance cars just because I daily drive a GL450?? What an idiotic baseless remark. Did you miss the little part where my dad STILL has an E60 M5? Ever maybe think that I've driven it driven it hard before? LOL!
Since then, he has placed an RPI underrive pulley and a Eurocharged Tune on the car and it really has woken up since then. I think he's going to put the Euro spec SMGIII program on it since that shifts faster than the American spec program.
I think you're one the typical MBworld thugs. Are ya?
Did you miss the little part where my dad STILL has an E60 M5? Ever maybe think that I've driven it driven it hard before? LOL! Since then, he has placed an RPI underrive pulley and a Eurocharged Tune on the car and it really has woken up since then. I think he's going to put the Euro spec SMGIII program on it since that shifts faster than the American spec program.
I think you're one the typical MBworld thugs. Are ya?
12-15-2011, 06:15 PM
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I have no doubts you've driven your daddy's car, and taken daddy's word for it that the M5 is better than the E63. I've driven MY M5 (put 100k miles on it from brand new) and MY E63 and I'm really happy with my purchase, I have no need to justify it to you.
I'm not ragging on the GL, plenty of local soccer moms love theirs. I am ragging on the fact that you raced another SUV in it, then posted it in the kill stories forum, then got upset when people called you on it. Herpderp.
I'm not ragging on the GL, plenty of local soccer moms love theirs. I am ragging on the fact that you raced another SUV in it, then posted it in the kill stories forum, then got upset when people called you on it. Herpderp.
I guess SUV vs SUV stories aren't allowed now? What if I had an ML63 AMG? Would that be a lot different??
"Herpderp"? You HAVE to be below 30 years old. There's no way a dude driving an E63 AMG over a certain age would be saying "HERPADERP". Browse reddit much?
12-15-2011, 07:51 PM
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Dude, if you got a GL for its comfort and safety and whatnot, you wouldn't be posting this in the Kill Stories. There's no need for you to be insulting people, its absurd that you actually had the audacity to make this thread saying you beat another SUV Benz and expect people to congratulate you on your "kill". I think you should leave the Kill Story section to the guys with cars and not huge *** SUV's that milf's drive.
12-15-2011, 09:54 PM
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Not defending the new guy at all but, according to this article of cars driven mostly by men, the GL is #2 on the list.
http://www.benzinsider.com/2008/07/t...mostly-by-men/
http://www.benzinsider.com/2008/07/t...mostly-by-men/
12-16-2011, 02:42 AM
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And I didn't expect much praise coming out of you people so no worries. If you guys all don't approve then don't post! How simple is that?
I think you should leave the Kill Story section to the guys with cars and not huge *** SUV's that milf's drive.
I got a better idea, to "impress" (lol) you, how about I take the keys to my pop's lightly modded E60 M5 and come back with a Ferrari 360 Modena kill? A neighbor living way down my street has one. Would that make you all happier?
LOL I love this place. Full of thugs and amusing people. <3
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12-16-2011, 02:43 AM
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Not defending the new guy at all but, according to this article of cars driven mostly by men, the GL is #2 on the list.
http://www.benzinsider.com/2008/07/t...mostly-by-men/
http://www.benzinsider.com/2008/07/t...mostly-by-men/
12-16-2011, 01:51 PM
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Too bad my mom drives an 02 S55 AMG 
The GL's been mine and bought for nearly a year now and it's not my first car. Although quite irrelevant, my GL450 is faster than your E320 Bluetech. Jokester.
You're the perfect example of an mbworld internet thug boy.
Decent stable. Well "bleh". You stole those cars?
The GL's been mine and bought for nearly a year now and it's not my first car. Although quite irrelevant, my GL450 is faster than your E320 Bluetech. Jokester.
You're the perfect example of an mbworld internet thug boy.
Decent stable. Well "bleh". You stole those cars?
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12-18-2011, 09:36 PM
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Yes.. I'm the thugboy... whose racing Mom's mid-level SUV and posting stories about beating other similarly mundane vehicles on a the MB forum. I don't have grand delusions about my diesel, although it's only rated as .1 seconds slower than your SUV before I chipped it. I guess you have a lot of free time now that you're back from Rutgers for the Christmas holiday. Run along boy.
12-18-2011, 11:31 PM
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Yes.. I'm the thugboy... whose racing Mom's mid-level SUV and posting stories about beating other similarly mundane vehicles on a the MB forum. I don't have grand delusions about my diesel, although it's only rated as .1 seconds slower than your SUV before I chipped it. I guess you have a lot of free time now that you're back from Rutgers for the Christmas holiday. Run along boy.
The SUV was obtained for me and BY me 80%. No problem in admitting that my dad did the 20%. ONLY I drive this car. And isn't a GL considered a higher end Mercedes SUV? It's higher than a GLK and ML that's whats up. Sorry if your parents treated you like crap when you were young or you didn't work hard enough to earn or buy yourself a decent car... No need to post "KID IS DRIVNG MOMMA'S SUV".
Haha I love how you call me boy when I've been a legal adult for a few years now. If you're calling me boy, you must be a old fart who only has an "average" stable. Where's the hard work?? Calling my SUV mundane which is true however YOU have boring *** cars too. Mid low end E diesel and some old Benz from the early 90s.
Rated .1 seconds slower. Cool. Still irrelevant but I managed 0-60 in 6.5 seconds in my GL. My friend's mother who has a 2011 E Bluetech is SLOWER by a decent amount. Just like yours. Even with a chip, I doubt it'd be that much faster. So much for your grand delusions dude. If you didn't care about performance, why would you CHIP your diesel?
Old fart.
I love this board. So much fun.
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12-19-2011, 09:02 AM
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Did I mention I go to Rutgers? I did say I was a full time student though somewhere. Guess somebody's been looking at my history of posts. Nice guess. Pretty weird though how you guessed it.
The SUV was obtained for me and BY me 80%. No problem in admitting that my dad did the 20%. ONLY I drive this car. And isn't a GL considered a higher end Mercedes SUV? It's higher than a GLK and ML that's whats up. Sorry if your parents treated you like crap when you were young or you didn't work hard enough to earn or buy yourself a decent car... No need to post "KID IS DRIVNG MOMMA'S SUV".
Haha I love how you call me boy when I've been a legal adult for a few years now. If you're calling me boy, you must be a old fart who only has an "average" stable. Where's the hard work?? Calling my SUV mundane which is true however YOU have boring *** cars too. Mid low end E diesel and some old Benz from the early 90s.
Rated .1 seconds slower. Cool. Still irrelevant but I managed 0-60 in 6.5 seconds in my GL. My friend's mother who has a 2011 E Bluetech is SLOWER by a decent amount. Just like yours. Even with a chip, I doubt it'd be that much faster. So much for your grand delusions dude. If you didn't care about performance, why would you CHIP your diesel?
Old fart. I love this board. So much fun.
The SUV was obtained for me and BY me 80%. No problem in admitting that my dad did the 20%. ONLY I drive this car. And isn't a GL considered a higher end Mercedes SUV? It's higher than a GLK and ML that's whats up. Sorry if your parents treated you like crap when you were young or you didn't work hard enough to earn or buy yourself a decent car... No need to post "KID IS DRIVNG MOMMA'S SUV".
Haha I love how you call me boy when I've been a legal adult for a few years now. If you're calling me boy, you must be a old fart who only has an "average" stable. Where's the hard work?? Calling my SUV mundane which is true however YOU have boring *** cars too. Mid low end E diesel and some old Benz from the early 90s.
Rated .1 seconds slower. Cool. Still irrelevant but I managed 0-60 in 6.5 seconds in my GL. My friend's mother who has a 2011 E Bluetech is SLOWER by a decent amount. Just like yours. Even with a chip, I doubt it'd be that much faster. So much for your grand delusions dude. If you didn't care about performance, why would you CHIP your diesel?
Old fart.
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12-19-2011, 01:34 PM
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Ehh, I'm done arguing with you. I guessed rutgers because you're obviously someone young and stupid, and that's where all Jersey trash goes. I enjoy any performance gains which is why I chipped my car, not because I think it's on par with an E550. Enjoy the armpit of america, try to save some spray tan and hair gel for Snooki.
And I don't even watch the damn show! And I'm not even Italian or white...And last time I checked, Rutgers is actually a pretty good state university in this country and probably a decent amounts better than any school offered in Virginia. Enjoying performance gains... on a E class diesel? Sure like I believe you.
See. I'll be a little more civilized this time around since you did get offended by my earlier claims of your work ethic may have been true. No need to get so jealous my dude.
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12-19-2011, 02:37 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest..._United_States
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandre...sities/spp+150
12-19-2011, 05:38 PM
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I'll just leave this here and let you figure out the rest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest..._United_States
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandre...sities/spp+150
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest..._United_States
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandre...sities/spp+150
That still doesn't make Rutgers University a "trash university". And University of Virginia. Nice. Did you actually go there or are you just bragging that your state has that University? Because I can just then brag that we have Princeton and that gets you nowhere...
Highest income counties. That means jack squat to me. If you live in on those high ranking Virginia counties, that doesn't mean you necessarily make more than me and my family.
So tell me; why was the purpose of those "disses"? Just angry that you had to mash your keyboard? Quite understand old chap.
12-21-2011, 01:13 AM
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......entertaining thread, gotta admit I race my wifey's '12 R-350 from time to time. 
if ur ahead, its a kill.
12-25-2011, 06:52 AM
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01-08-2012, 01:19 PM
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Rated .1 seconds slower. Cool. Still irrelevant but I managed 0-60 in 6.5 seconds in my GL. My friend's mother who has a 2011 E Bluetech is SLOWER by a decent amount. Just like yours. Even with a chip, I doubt it'd be that much faster. So much for your grand delusions dude. If you didn't care about performance, why would you CHIP your diesel?
Stock to stock, they're pretty much equal in straight line acceleration:
2007 GL450 test:
Track Test Results
MSRP: $54,900
As tested: $63,005
0-45 mph (sec.) 4.2
0-60 mph (sec.) 6.7
0-75 mph (sec.) 9.7
1/4-mile (sec. @ mph) 15.1 @ 91.6
Braking, 30-0 mph (ft.) 32.3
60-0 mph (ft.) 126.6
Slalom, 6 x 100 ft. (mph)59.00
Skid pad, 200-ft. diameter (lateral g) .69
2007 E320 Bluetec test:
Track Test Results
MSRP: $52,325
As tested: $58,375
0-45 mph (sec.) 4.3
0-60 mph (sec.) 6.8
0-75 mph (sec.) 10.0
1/4-mile (sec. @ mph) 15.2 @ 91.1
Braking, 30-0 mph (ft.) 32
60-0 mph (ft.) 129
Slalom, 6 x 100 ft. (mph) 62.6
Skid pad, 200-ft. diameter (lateral g) 0.81
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01-08-2012, 06:16 PM
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^Nice one. Check dragtimes like I did for a better idea...
http://www.dragtimes.com/Mercedes-Be...ag-Racing.html
14.8 seconds in the 1/4 mile at 93 mph is what I feel is stronger towards the real world performance of the GL450. At least for mine. So I feel my GL450 should definitely be able to pull a E320 Bluetech stock.
http://www.dragtimes.com/Mercedes-Be...ag-Racing.html
14.8 seconds in the 1/4 mile at 93 mph is what I feel is stronger towards the real world performance of the GL450. At least for mine. So I feel my GL450 should definitely be able to pull a E320 Bluetech stock.
