Isuzu Trooper 4x4 V. Lotus Espirit
12-10-2012, 07:47 PM
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Isuzu Trooper 4x4 V. Lotus Espirit
I figure this forum might be the right audience for this.
Scene: suburban S. New Hampshire, stopped at a light.
Driver A (me): Then-housewife, loaded Isuzu Trooper Ltd 4x4, just finished getting groceries & drycleaning, etc. My truck was packed to the gills.
Driver B: Teenaged boy in a Lotus Espirit, smoking a cigarette that made his eyes water. On board with him is a passenger best described as an older woman, also smoking, wearing a skirt that came up to *here* and a top cut down to *there*.. ensemble topped by a fur coat, worn open.
Both of them are staring at me while we're stopped at the light. I look over, see her sitting there with her claws, er, fingernails moving up his thigh as he revs the Lotus' engine, trying to engage me.
I don't know what came over me. I like to think it was a moment of, 'oh this kid needs a spanking, not an overaged hooker'
Long story short, as soon as the light changed, I floored the accelerator and _launched_ my Trooper..just in time to see the kid in the Lotus dump the clutch, lurch forward a few feet..and stall out in the middle of the intersection.
Poetic justice does not occur only in poetry.
Scene: suburban S. New Hampshire, stopped at a light.
Driver A (me): Then-housewife, loaded Isuzu Trooper Ltd 4x4, just finished getting groceries & drycleaning, etc. My truck was packed to the gills.
Driver B: Teenaged boy in a Lotus Espirit, smoking a cigarette that made his eyes water. On board with him is a passenger best described as an older woman, also smoking, wearing a skirt that came up to *here* and a top cut down to *there*.. ensemble topped by a fur coat, worn open.
Both of them are staring at me while we're stopped at the light. I look over, see her sitting there with her claws, er, fingernails moving up his thigh as he revs the Lotus' engine, trying to engage me.
I don't know what came over me. I like to think it was a moment of, 'oh this kid needs a spanking, not an overaged hooker'
Long story short, as soon as the light changed, I floored the accelerator and _launched_ my Trooper..just in time to see the kid in the Lotus dump the clutch, lurch forward a few feet..and stall out in the middle of the intersection.
Poetic justice does not occur only in poetry.
12-11-2012, 05:02 PM
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You were able to see all of that in a Lotus that sits how much lower? Oh wait, let me guess, your truck must be slammed a foot at the least so that you were able to see that well into his car. I miss the good old days when trolls actually tried to make their stories sound even remotly believable.
12-14-2012, 04:23 PM
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It's the same old troll street racing story that has been told on so many different car forums. These trolls just change up the vehicles involved. I've heard this story with minivans, ferraris, porsches, etc.
well isnt this embarrassing
