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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Spanked a 350Z & added insult to injury

Well, my wife and i were heading home after a movie (Shrek 2) last night & a couple of punks in a 350Z wanted to play, so i played. We were heading south on US1 (big main street in Miami) & they pulled up to my car and punched it, as soon as they did, so did I. I caught him within a second and proceeded to pull, pull, pull, until i got about 2-3 carlengths on him. When we got to the light, the passenger rolls down his window, the driver then tells me that my car isn't **** and asked me to get out of my car (obviously to fight me, lol) The funny thing is that it was two high school punks, who i would've whooped, and maybe had it been 10 years earlier i would have gotten out, but instead I laughed & i said "See this fine woman next to me, im going home now to **** her, while you two go jack off", at the same time, my wife is nodding her head, laughing & going "thats right." That got them really pissed, but they were little kids & didn't know what to do. The light turned green and we both took off, they punched it and kept on trying to mess with me, i ignored them and they eventually took a left turn and where gone. Im sure they were pissed off the rest of the night, lol
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:40 AM
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:59 PM
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great kill...

i think the best part is your wife laughing at the whole situation...
next time you should get out of the car and let her drive and whoop them a second time!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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The only thing I can't understand is...

Why would you take your wife to go see Shrek 1 or 2 isn't that movie for kids? then after viewing a cartoon feature film it put you and your wife in the mood for sex??
Hey I guess whatever floats your boat...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 02:31 PM
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 02:51 PM
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Re: The only thing I can't understand is...

Originally posted by thericker55
Why would you take your wife to go see Shrek 1 or 2 isn't that movie for kids? then after viewing a cartoon feature film it put you and your wife in the mood for sex??
Hey I guess whatever floats your boat...
Some girls think it's a really sweet movie.

And plus Shrek + Shrek 2 do have a lot of underlying stuff in them. I would say it's targetted at the older audience.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 03:48 PM
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haha good one man.. damn funny
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Old Jun 19, 2004 | 12:33 AM
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