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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 07:14 PM
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I'm rubber, you're glue.....your retarded remarks bounce off of me and stick to you!


And I am 16 years old not 15 so Nah nah nahnah!
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 07:24 PM
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LOL. I apologize. My false assumption. You write and sound like someone who hasn't even made it to high-school yet even at age "16." I stand corrected. A very tragic, sad story, I bet.

Quite a coterie of embarassing clowns that you've attracted to your fan club, eh Tuscanraider? Good Luck with Life Stiggs, you seem to really need it.

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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 10:23 PM
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Frankly, the asinine comments and thread hijacking I've seen from a few of the posters on this thread would typically get the posters banned, rather than the thread locked. Why punish those who are trying to contribute to the board, when you can fix the problem at its source?
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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by treynor
Frankly, the asinine comments and thread hijacking I've seen from a few of the posters on this thread would typically get the posters banned, rather than the thread locked. Why punish those who are trying to contribute to the board, when you can fix the problem at its source?
Ben

Any dyno numbers yet? Really eager to see what that monsters putting down.
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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 02:25 AM
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I posted in a separate thread ("Treynor - any dyno numbers?") The SL did not get along well with the dyno drum, and posted numbers lower than stock. Kleemann is looking into why this might be the case.
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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by treynor
Frankly, the asinine comments and thread hijacking I've seen from a few of the posters on this thread would typically get the posters banned, rather than the thread locked. Why punish those who are trying to contribute to the board, when you can fix the problem at its source?
Oh...I'll take that one...
Its pretty easy actually, If they banned every member that posted a silly comeback or hijacked a thread, then there would be no members left in this place to post.
How's that?



And don't worry, I'm not Tuscan Raider's lackey....I've been here longer than he has.

Its usually the dumbest people that tell other they should grow up. RUMatrix....you're on an internet chat board telling people they are 15 years old and they should grow up. Maybe in that wierd world inside your head you know everyone on the internet is younger than you, but you are living in the real world. I find it very funny that my comments upset you so much. Here's an idea, if you don't like them then please put me on "ignore". Its a button that is used way too little. I have some good medications for you. They will lessen your delusions, and make the line between internet imagination and reality a little more clear.

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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Stiggs
I have some good medications for you. They will lessen your delusions, and make the line between internet imagination and reality a little more clear.
I'm looking for something to intensify my delusions and further blur the line between reality and my inner world.

I can pay cash, or wampum if you prefer.
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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 10:18 AM
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Well, I could use more wampum points on my Foxwoods card!!!

Will LSD work for ya?
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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 03:59 PM
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No...just ban the worthless thread ***** (Stiggs) and this place would be much better off. LOL. Yes, your immaturity abounds, and I'm sorry you're so offended by my accurate remarks-the main reason you shamelessly continue to show-off your lack of intelligence in post after post after worthless post.

Once again, I believe you've thoroughly embrassed yourself for our audience here (go re-read your worthless, defensive contributions). I really believe you'd feel much better if you would lay off the anti-depressants and stop hating your Life so much. No more reason for me to guide/waste my time with you. You've been entertaining. I'm done.

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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RU_MATRX
No...just ban the worthless thread ***** (Stiggs) and this place would be much better off. LOL. Yes, your immaturity abounds, and I'm sorry you're so offended by my accurate remarks-the main reason you shamelessly continue to show-off your lack of intelligence in post after post after worthless post.

Once again, I believe you've thoroughly embrassed yourself for our audience here (go re-read your worthless, defensive contributions). I really believe you'd feel much better if you would lay off the anti-depressants and stop hating your Life so much. No more reason for me to guide/waste my time with you. You've been entertaining. I'm done.
Thank God...I was wondering when you were finally going to be done. I thought you would give up after the first round, but no....you just had to keep opening your trap and add fuel to the fire!! "you need people like me" "say hello to the bad guy"

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Old Dec 10, 2004 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by treynor
I posted in a separate thread ("Treynor - any dyno numbers?") The SL did not get along well with the dyno drum, and posted numbers lower than stock. Kleemann is looking into why this might be the case.
Thanks we'll check out the other thread then.
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Old Dec 10, 2004 | 12:31 PM
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Mrs. Treynor Benz steps out from the platform pushing the little newborn SL65 along in the Pratzi pram, proud as a peaclock; while Stiggs could be seen vomiting along a Bay street gutter. All was normal today as it seems to be all days anymore.

The children playing stick ball were timing it out for a little bread and sugar while momma is screaming from the 3rd floor kitchen window to get on up here before I send your father down.

Clown Boy leans into the pram without permission and boldly states “Wow- that is one ugly baby.” A fire hydrant blows; a car crash at the corner; a three alarm fire just launches while bells ring incessantly; children laughing, a bus blows off a huge cloud of diesel smoke, babies are crying – all in all a completely normal day, that is until Mrs. Benz grabs Clown Boy by the throat and says – WTF did you say?

Regards, Jack
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Old Dec 11, 2004 | 09:34 PM
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What a great kill, congratulations once more on your now modified SL65 ! !
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Old Dec 12, 2004 | 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by RU_MATRX
The Z06 driver probably never even had a chance to focus on the rear SL55/65 emblem as Treynor's SL65 left him far behind in astonished amazement............... way too quickly.
Ha ha...excellent point.
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Old Dec 12, 2004 | 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RU_MATRX
More like quite the hyprocrite. Who's kissin' who's **** now?
He knows where I live. If I don't kiss his ****, he'll smack my mailbox with a bat again (I assume that was you Tuscan? xmas eve last year?)
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 05:58 PM
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Now that's what Im talkin bout!!!!!!!!!! Great kill but better car.
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 09:49 PM
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very interesting kill story
those Z06 are nice cars too

what are the mods potentials on those?
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jon200
very interesting kill story
those Z06 are nice cars too

what are the mods potentials on those?
Several, including twin turbos from Lingenfelter, they sound weird, but get really fast
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 10:42 PM
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Several, including twin turbos from Lingenfelter, they sound weird, but get really fast
Is it true that cams, intake, ECU and headers could give at least 50-60 horses at the wheels?
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Jon200
Is it true that cams, intake, ECU and headers could give at least 50-60 horses at the wheels?
I would say about 50-60 HP.
Just bypassing the throttle body heater and tricking the air sensor gives you about 8-10 hp.
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by pocholin
I would say about 50-60 HP.
Just bypassing the throttle body heater and tricking the air sensor gives you about 8-10 hp.
it has a fairly responsive NA block then yeah?
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 05:32 PM
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As A z06 owner I have to say good kill.

I would have raced you too...

A Z06 has a ton of mod potecial. Check out mine, it is preaty well done over. 600+ WHP.

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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ScottsC55
As A z06 owner I have to say good kill.

I would have raced you too...

A Z06 has a ton of mod potecial. Check out mine, it is preaty well done over. 600+ WHP.

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All,

A Z06 with heads, cam, headers and exhaust work will put down roughly 440RWHP depending on the parts and the tuner used.

With a bolt-on supercharger (Magnason blower $4,000) you get 500RWHP. They are really quick cars, but the biggest problem is traction.. When you start modifying corvettes at that level you have problems putting the power down. On a highway roll, they will be potent.


Scott,

Just an FYI.... If your Z06 is just Heads/Cam it is not 600+ RWHP. You are probably at 420 - 430RWHP.

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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 06:02 PM
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But in the end....isn't it just a chevy?

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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 09:18 PM
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Very nice kill, I've heard the SL 65's are insanely quick. Now I wonder who would win in the twisties? As for a thread going off-topic sometimes, welcome to the internet.
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