Lexani's SL600 vs. SL55 AMG PLUS VIDEO!
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Originally Posted by 55fanatic
wouldnt you already have conduit layed down for other electrical piping?
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Originally Posted by NOTKTS
If I'm not mistaken your also pretty new to this to 
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Originally Posted by NOTKTS
What are you going to do... Go out there and feed it through. I'm sure when they redo the area 5 lanes and a new bridge that it will be layed. Only another year
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Three boys come across a lamp, one of the boys rubs it.. a genie appears!!
Genie: Each one of you boys gets one wish, so fire away!
1st Boy: I want a Lamborghini Murcielago!
Genie: Here you go, a red one just for you!
2nd Boy: I want a Ferrari Enzo!
Genie: Here you go, a rare purple one just for you!
3rd Boy: I wanna be covered head to toe.. in hair!
Genie: WTF???? But why?
3rd Boy: Cause my mommy's got a bit between her legs... and rich men love playing with it.. you should see the cars that park outside our house everynight!!!
Genie: Each one of you boys gets one wish, so fire away!
1st Boy: I want a Lamborghini Murcielago!
Genie: Here you go, a red one just for you!
2nd Boy: I want a Ferrari Enzo!
Genie: Here you go, a rare purple one just for you!
3rd Boy: I wanna be covered head to toe.. in hair!
Genie: WTF???? But why?
3rd Boy: Cause my mommy's got a bit between her legs... and rich men love playing with it.. you should see the cars that park outside our house everynight!!!
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Originally Posted by Ahmed
Three boys come across a lamp, one of the boys rubs it.. a genie appears!!
Genie: Each one of you boys gets one wish, so fire away!
1st Boy: I want a Lamborghini Murcielago!
Genie: Here you go, a red one just for you!
2nd Boy: I want a Ferrari Enzo!
Genie: Here you go, a rare purple one just for you!
3rd Boy: I wanna be covered head to toe.. in hair!
Genie: WTF???? But why?
3rd Boy: Cause my mommy's got a bit between her legs... and rich men love playing with it.. you should see the cars that park outside our house everynight!!!
Genie: Each one of you boys gets one wish, so fire away!
1st Boy: I want a Lamborghini Murcielago!
Genie: Here you go, a red one just for you!
2nd Boy: I want a Ferrari Enzo!
Genie: Here you go, a rare purple one just for you!
3rd Boy: I wanna be covered head to toe.. in hair!
Genie: WTF???? But why?
3rd Boy: Cause my mommy's got a bit between her legs... and rich men love playing with it.. you should see the cars that park outside our house everynight!!!
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that it was a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie.
"Well, Akbar," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not going to trust you," says Akbar. "I'm not going to trust a genie!"
"What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway!"
Akbar thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
Akbar finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, Akbar, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond wildest dreams."
***POOF***
Akbar finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, Akbar, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, Akbar says: "I wish I were white and surrounded by beautiful women."
***POOF***
Akbar is turned into a Tampax.
The MORAL of the story is:
Be careful of what you wish for. There may be a string attached.
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Guys... Akbar is headlings at the whailing wall you should check him out... Here's a taste of what he has to offer 
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I shot a mother in the head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a nuke under my bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some brains on a prayer rug;
I made Uday eat a bug;
Called George Bush a two-bit thug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm making smallpox for Christmas
I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I'm making smallpox for Christmas
And I'm getting help from Riyadh.
Made a rug from a panda bear
Somebody snitched on me.
I stole all of Hans Blix's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid all of my weapons plants
Put a fish down Kofi's pants
Fed a Kurd to some fire ants
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm making smallpox for Christmas
Sontag and Chomsky are glad.
I'm making smallpox for Christmas
And I'm getting help from Riyadh.
This year I will play Santa Claus;
Expect a gift from me.
You can't stop me or it because
You didn't come for me
Now is too little too late;
And you'll have to sit and wait
They'll call me Akbar the Great;
In downtown Berkeley.
So you better appease whatever you do
'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you,
You'll catch something for Christmas
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I shot a mother in the head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a nuke under my bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some brains on a prayer rug;
I made Uday eat a bug;
Called George Bush a two-bit thug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm making smallpox for Christmas
I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I'm making smallpox for Christmas
And I'm getting help from Riyadh.
Made a rug from a panda bear
Somebody snitched on me.
I stole all of Hans Blix's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid all of my weapons plants
Put a fish down Kofi's pants
Fed a Kurd to some fire ants
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm making smallpox for Christmas
Sontag and Chomsky are glad.
I'm making smallpox for Christmas
And I'm getting help from Riyadh.
This year I will play Santa Claus;
Expect a gift from me.
You can't stop me or it because
You didn't come for me
Now is too little too late;
And you'll have to sit and wait
They'll call me Akbar the Great;
In downtown Berkeley.
So you better appease whatever you do
'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you,
You'll catch something for Christmas
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After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man by the name of Akbar returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed..and it rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called 'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but....they're the only foods we can get under the door."
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed..and it rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called 'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but....they're the only foods we can get under the door."
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