chitownc32

All these American cars,
can't match the Germans by far
when they take a peak.
they see us benz's way down the street
And they say to themselves "What the Fu*k?"
"my piece of **** vette is slower than a truck"
I really wonder what they're thinking
vette drivers must be drinking
Cause when they get beat by a benz
they keep their mouth shut and don't tell their friends
I roll with style, so where the vette? <------Lexani
Im passin the 1/4 mile, is it next to me yet? <---- Lexani
I guess not, its time to pick the ladies
Oh yeah, that will be easy cause i drive a MERCEDES

hows that ? hahaha
Im done i suck at rhyming Im just really bored

Lexani

About as much as Eminem copied Mobb Deep in "8 Mile" with the "half-way crooks" line.

Lexani

Sue me.

Lexani

Hahaha! Good stuff!

Gimme your stats-- I'll show you up
Sorry but the vette'll juss interuppt
this supercar race
stupid american cars are a disgrace
so I roll on over with my SL
b!tch *** hick, keep this on the DL
I'll leave you in the dust
the V12 is a must
im the Vettes worst nightmare
when I roll through its a scare
who wants to race I swear
it must be a double-dare
if not your just plain crazy
your vette is just to ****in lazy
I'll beat you in reverse so bad
your vette'll need a hearse dont go mad
oh what the hell
you'll lose just as well

hahaha ok, robbery!

chitownc32

give him some lines LEXANI SHOW HIM HOW TO DO IT
BUST OUT THE GANSTA RAP LOL

Lexani

Hahahaha, funny thread. Good thread! One I enjoy coming too, thats a first.

chitownc32

All you haters think you'll get ahead
but the truth is, we ballers are getting some head
Jealousy is a *****
don't hate , don't be a snitch
or you might just end up in a ditch
If you own any mercedes it doesn't matter which one
you can pick up any girl, even the hot ugly one(lol)
All in all the c, cl, clk,cls, slk,s, sl, m, g, and finally the E
cant be compared to any car especially a vette made by a ****ty company
Those who are lucky to Drive a Benz
appreciate every minute of it
because once you get rid of it
you'll have no friends
One last thing that I must say
if you must hate
hate yourself!!!!

Hey Lexani Why do people on this forum hate on you because you drive two of the same cars and you dont live in a big house? Honestly ME and my family have a big house but who gives a **** No one sees it When I pick up a girl they are like nice car NOT NICE BIG HOUSE Thats why I bought a BENZ I rather enjoy myself now than when Im 50 and can't even get my di*k up Let everyone hate and enjoy those sl's as much as you can because you know what with the way **** is going now there might be a future might as well enjoy LOL

str8ridin

Oh ****...it's late, I'm freaking high as hell and this thread kicks ***!! Keep it going....

Lexani

Damn, you just keep it coming dont you!? LOL, good stuff as always!


Now tell me who wanna **** with us!?
Bloods to bloods Crips to crips
we race the strips
and light em up
show em up
blow em up
start em up
and throw it up!
ITs all bout AMGs
dual chrome SMGs
and if you dont belive my case
I show up at your place
and cover your face
with mase
at an uncredibly fast pace
I rolled up to uptown
and said Im from downtown
with my man chittown
than bullets from outta no where
I turn to run but where
straight to the V12 button start
i pull out a double pump and aim for the heart
I just put the fear of god in you
aimed and blasted away tore your heart in two
for a second you thought I was shook
but im not the half-way crook!


hahaha, man. Just keep on going and going and going. I need a rap name. MC Bob or... B-Rabbit or something. Good thread as always! We need more like it.


Man, Chittown, I have no idea why people always hate, really-- its like I have to please them, not me, and thats a ****ed up philosphy if I ever heard one. I dont know why Im hated. Maybe its because I say exactly what I think, and dont sugar coat anything-- or becuase I dusted a 911 and no one can face facts. Or maybe, because there are only 400 SL600s out on the market, and I have two of them Im not sure, but its annoying, however threads such as these keep me coming back. Anyways, we own this thread, more or less, so its all good, as long as no one spoils it, Im good. Your not going to the meet are you? By any chance?

chitownc32

Which meet are you talking about? When is it? I wont have my car for another 2 weeks because some motherfu*cker in a BMW cut me off and I cracked all my new iforged wheels and f*cked up my bumper but you knwo what my body shop is hooking me up with bixenons which i did not have and they got the insurance company to pay for a new set of HRE's since iforged will take 10 weeks and hre will take 3 week with express delievery so it kind of worked out really good for me and i only have to pay 250 deductible (i really have 500 deductible but bodyshop is hooking me up) and my insurance is not going up because cop said there was a witness which there wasn't but insurance company said my insurance will not go up since there was a witness anyways here is a little something i just got home from the club and i am so fu*cked up

All you haters want to hate on us
you all are just mad cause you cant get on our players bus
talking all this smack
because you aint got nothing better to do than smoke that crack
Yeah me and Lexani got all this money
but its for a reason which is to "ride " every honey
Two benz's three benz's it doesn't matter how many you got
just as long as your getting yours and smoking that p*T
How many people can actually say they drive two benz's
not many unless you are using your friendz's (lol)
It is all about the AMG
because if you got any other car you cant keep up with me
We got the C32 and the hot SL
we'll take any car at the sound of a bell
By the time you go and try to press on the pedal
we'll be at the end of the block sipping on some KETTLE(1)
Until next time
Dont hate on us just hate the fact that you cant be like us

Aw sh*t Lexani lets see if some others can throw down I swear I llok forward to seeing someone reply to this thread so much THIS IS A A NO HATERS THREAD IF YOU GOT SOMETHING BAD TO SAY, SAY IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

Lexani

Oh, the meet is in a couple of hours. Too bad you wont be able to make it, but hey you got hooked up the a$$! Oh well, maybe next meet.

Hahaha, thats a killer! Got to be the best one you done so far! Good stuff.


damn talk about jealousy
b!tch, just keep drinkin that hennessey
look at this punk actin silly
if there wernt cops around i smack em with dis milli
I blow your brains on the sidewalk let you collect your thoughts
cuz it rains, and you talk, bout all the ***** you bought
I turn you into a carrot with a shot to the dead
a talkin parrot you might as well been dead.
I heard sirens as im movin
i wasnt even the one shoot in
screw it, i hope in da benz
20 inchs on lorenz
semi-auto check
eagle check
ak check
and what the heck
pack another teck
ready to do a drive by
blow your place sky high
lowered the windows and bye bye
30 shots and 2 clips later
Im sippin bacardi wrapped in 'gator
Your just a dead hater.


NO HATERz. Hahaha, my son says that 24/7, good sutff. This is now officially our thread-- please dont screw it up with some stupid post-- if its about me, take it else where. Thanks! Oh, Chittown, whats your real name, Im John, PM it to me, if you want.

chitownc32

Sitting in my bad *** benz 349hp supercharged
watching all you haters drooling all over my 19in iforged
why are haters the way they are
do they think by dissing others it'll get them far
Fu*k haters
they're just masterbaters
If they keep hating on me and Lexani
i will Fu*k all their mommies(lol)
I just wonder why and what went wrong
It not my fault i slipped it in through her thong
SHe wanted me because of my game
she's the ***** and its a shame
she doesnt even know my name
so dont be a hater Im not the one to blame
So don't hate the player and the player won't hate you
otherwise he'll take your boo
Oh and by the way
a vette is a p.o.s and will never beat a benz any day


I have never been to cali I will go once I graduate in May 10 more days ill be in miami for the music conference me and two friends are driving an m5 and towing three bikes out there i cant wait latin women are beautiful and amazing until next time play on player

Lexani

Damn, good ****-- sorry been out for like 2 days from this thread-- a little busy, anyways here we go:


Hey, if it wasnt for the SL6
ya'll wouldnt be ballers, juss *****x
Too bad the bennz dont come with a clutch
watz up? why you reachin for the dutch?
think you starsky and hutch?
your Vete aint worth much
now Im a pimp-- not to be confused with a hater
juss your Vettes a slouch, im rockin fly suits and gaterz
ouch!
you juss got burned
owned
by the world re known
packin chrome
splittin dome
hittin home
Art-IST
and thats just the jIST of it
so say G-g-g-g-g-untit
I bet you prolly throw a couple extra Gs in it
my rhymes can go on for infinite
so, sit spin on it
matter of fact I dont even wanna fight with you man
I juss lay you rite where you stand (GG)

BRING IT!!! come on chittown, bust it bust it :v

chitownc32

its all about game
the bit*ch doesn't have to know your name
Just last night I was with some ho
women just can't say no
Especially when I told what I drive
Nothing mad eher more alive
If i told her i drove a vette
she would have let me in a heat beat, I bet
Oh yeah and another car I hate
a p.o.s mustang which moves at a slow *** rate
Everytime Im on the highway
they always come my way
and then I say
"Do you want to get your *** kicked? yes you may"
I sit there looking and waiting for the third beep
they dont realize that their car is cheap
and their looking at my *** way down the street
and have as fu*ked up look on their face how bad they got beat
I turn on my hazards with a smile on my face
When they roll by with disgrace
My name is chitown
fu*k with me ill bring you down
They must realize that mercedes are the best
But fu*k with us benz's you die like the rest!!!!!!!



Hows that Lexani? lol Hey I might drive to cali for that meet in june. I never been to cali before i dont mind taking a road trip is it a really big meet? would it be worth it ? let me know bust it out bust it out

Lexani

Good stuff b! Here we go...


No, this aint Vanilla Ice
Man, im tired of being nice
you just hate me cuz ima baller
your wife calls me-- holler
you just another backpack raper outta style
swearin your from the 3-1-3, or 8 Mile
F**k that, Im represtin, housin
my dawgs, they need some counclin
I grab a knife by the handle and stab you
burn you with a candle, scab you
and thats how the story goes
now lets go to the dance flo'
man, I aint talking to the bros
Im talking to the hoes!
Im playin by a different set a rules
its got you f**cked up! you da real mules
try to take your vette to lorenz
but you forgot you need a benz
still behind on the jist
you rhyming like you in some mist
im thirsty-- f**k sierra mist
gimme some Dr. Peppa
cuz Im the hot steppa!


YEAH!

As for the meet-- I dont know if its going to be a big meet-- so far so good, its all I can tell you, we still have another three months, so were doing fine, if you think you can make it-- add the link in your sig, and sign up, it would be awesome if you could come! Try and make it, should be big. And it will definiatly be worth it! The PCH is awesome, espically in June, real sweet. , let me know if you can come. BUST IT!

chitownc32

I'm sick and tired of being nice
im also tired of beating american cars and eating rice
They look at my benz and give me a dirty look
but they don't realize their about to get shook
I really feel sorry for everyone I race
Don't they all realize i drive a Benz and will rub it in their face
They're way to slow
Im always on the go
they should always know
if you want mo'
ill give it to you even tho'
I am for sure you will go broke and have no do'
SO its all about choices
once you lose no one wants to head whinning voices
all you ricers, vettes, camaros, ws6's, and little evo's
must realize that with those cars you won't get any ho's


Ah Sh*t i think this was the best one ever lollollol we'll see about the meet i never been to cali it would be a long road trip i might be used to it since im driving to miami in a week for the music conference its going to be sick hey Lexani i wonder if anyone else reads this thread besides us i think they dont say nothing because they fear us just kidding

Lexani

that was pretty good-- dont know bout your best, I still like that other one, but this one was pretty good

He's alright, but hes not real
light to light, get the reel
and record this race
you have bad taste
I slap it out your mouth
your vettes going down south
fallin down by the mile
another back pack supercar outta style
so how you playin it?
ask me, your just overrated (thats right)
you and that vette
keep racin for do, you end in debt
get anyone on your roster who can **** with US
Revstriker, you a b!tch, I dont think you wanna bust
I think we both know exactly what Im here for
I want to be left alone, im coming str8 to your door
yea, you got a lot of posts but you cant be me
why cant you open your eyes and see?
I dont care who the **** you are-- so ban and sign
disrespect Lexani!? That *** is mine
and session you a b!tch too
so im endin this with a **** YOU.


Chittown, sorry it took so long to reply, a lot of **** has been going around here. Those two ****ing jealous mods, the planning for the meet, its just gettin crazy, but Im back-- now get a verse! :v

chitownc32

lexani sorry ahvent posted for a while i was in miami for the music conference it was fuc*king awesome

Rolling with all the bit*hes along the shore
I lost count how many I had two, three, or four
Whatever it doesn't matter
Just as long as I know I'll be the swinging batter
Miami was the ****
I never got tired of banging all these hoes
not one bit
I wish I had my benz though
so i could show people out there who's got the real dough
there were so many posers out there
but everyone knew cause they stood out like queers
I saw a z06 and laughed as he drove by
thinking to myself is this guy for real or is he high?
But all in all miami was full of fun
especially when i got to lay out in the sun
i must say there were a lot of honey's
but all they want you for is your money
and that aint funny
but who cares we all know how these hoes are
suck one di*k and move on to the next
they dont realize im a hit it quit it leave it kind of man
i do what i want and do what i can
But for all you haters out there in lala land
I was fu*king all your bit*hes on miami's beautiful sand


how you been lexani? whats new?