Good start to the week- E55 vs Z06
02-07-2005, 08:45 PM
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Good start to the week- E55 vs Z06
On the Toll Road (73) this AM, off at MacArthur...1st at the light
To my left a Suburban
But O My, what's this to my right?
Black, tinted windows he was,
A Z06
Could he be itching for the right, to call it a victory before the next light?
I started off briskly, to troll for the fight
He bit at 20...and O My what a sight
By 50 he's 2 lengths, by 90 its 4, I called it quits at 100
It's so hard to lift your foot from the floor
He tucked in behind me, and we met at the light
I gave him a smile, a V (for victory) and a toot,
He returned the exchange and a Thumbs up salute
A gentleman and sportsman
Mondays at the OC
To my left a Suburban
But O My, what's this to my right?
Black, tinted windows he was,
A Z06
Could he be itching for the right, to call it a victory before the next light?
I started off briskly, to troll for the fight
He bit at 20...and O My what a sight
By 50 he's 2 lengths, by 90 its 4, I called it quits at 100
It's so hard to lift your foot from the floor
He tucked in behind me, and we met at the light
I gave him a smile, a V (for victory) and a toot,
He returned the exchange and a Thumbs up salute
A gentleman and sportsman
Mondays at the OC
02-08-2005, 12:12 PM
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2002 C32 Black/Charcoal
You burned some gas
And kicked some a**
You're so fast
Never finish last
You killed that Z
Wish we could see. . .
your triumphant win
against a trash bin
And kicked some a**
You're so fast
Never finish last
You killed that Z
Wish we could see. . .
your triumphant win
against a trash bin
02-08-2005, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Vomit
You burned some gas
And kicked some a**
You're so fast
Never finish last
You killed that Z
Wish we could see. . .
your triumphant win
against a trash bin
And kicked some a**
You're so fast
Never finish last
You killed that Z
Wish we could see. . .
your triumphant win
against a trash bin
02-09-2005, 12:14 AM
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2002 C32 Black/Charcoal
Green eggs and ham
So says Sam
Oil and sparks
Tires and marks
Such is the race
Such a fast pace
The fine acid
Made me flacid
Viagra to the rescue
As I rolled in the fescue
So says Sam
Oil and sparks
Tires and marks
Such is the race
Such a fast pace
The fine acid
Made me flacid
Viagra to the rescue
As I rolled in the fescue
02-11-2005, 02:17 PM
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He paid half the cash
for that so called piece of trash
A few dollars for mods
and that Z would be giving you winning nods
Good thing there were no curves
you would have lost your nerve
My point, the Z06 is a sweet car
Just a different class than you and I are
for that so called piece of trash
A few dollars for mods
and that Z would be giving you winning nods
Good thing there were no curves
you would have lost your nerve
My point, the Z06 is a sweet car
Just a different class than you and I are
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02-17-2005, 06:42 PM
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Late Built 2005 W-211 E-320 CDI
Really
Originally Posted by CiLKY
New z06 will be 7.0 liter
redneck wearing a wife beater
good race
no disgrace
keep up the good work
with a smug smurk
redneck wearing a wife beater
good race
no disgrace
keep up the good work
with a smug smurk
If the new Z 06 is indeed a 7.0L motor, I think the current E-55 will see nothing but GM taillights.
02-17-2005, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Green E-300 DT
If the new Z 06 is indeed a 7.0L motor, I think the current E-55 will see nothing but GM taillights.
02-17-2005, 10:15 PM
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2002 C32 Black/Charcoal
Originally Posted by Green E-300 DT
If the new Z 06 is indeed a 7.0L motor, I think the current E-55 will see nothing but GM taillights.
02-18-2005, 02:10 AM
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C32R+ Sl55 splitter+ pulley AMG w/integrated PassportSR7
I hope you know that rap really sucked,
it made a sound like a broken truck!
Just kidding.. I'm just adding my 2 cents
for a rap. Nice job all of you.
it made a sound like a broken truck!
Just kidding.. I'm just adding my 2 cents
for a rap. Nice job all of you.
03-09-2005, 12:34 AM
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Whatever keys I grab first...
Where is the love? (Where is the love?)
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
03-09-2005, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Where is the love? (Where is the love?)
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
03-09-2005, 04:00 PM
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Whatever keys I grab first...
Originally Posted by adx
Stick to your day job.
03-09-2005, 06:34 PM
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2002M3
Originally Posted by Lexani
Sorry, my bank robbery is not for another hour or so. :p Shoot, got to pay the Benzs some how.
You guys are funny!!!
Great Thread
03-09-2005, 07:10 PM
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Whatever keys I grab first...
Originally Posted by MeNmyCLK430
He paid half the cash
for that so called piece of trash
A few dollars for mods
and that Z would be giving you winning nods
Good thing there were no curves
you would have lost your nerve
My point, the Z06 is a sweet car
Just a different class than you and I are
for that so called piece of trash
A few dollars for mods
and that Z would be giving you winning nods
Good thing there were no curves
you would have lost your nerve
My point, the Z06 is a sweet car
Just a different class than you and I are
Its ok, the E55 is the instigator
469 12-second penetrator
IT rockets off the line, and cant be compared
To any Vette for its horsepower shared
the supercharger causes nerves to shake
victory is for the Benz to take
go ahead throw a mod or two
cuz Brabus keeps a tirck or two
that kicks the Vette to the curb
the thought of losing to a vette is absurd
my point is quad-exhaust str8 in your face
despite what you say, the vette lost the race
AMG will shatter a vette like a floor that meets a cup
if winning is a dream, Vette drivers just woke up
hahaha
sorry, I couldnt let him get away with that one, anyways, time for my robbery, so Im going to heed your advice ADX. :p
03-10-2005, 07:21 PM
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BLACK 2005 SLK55 AMG,02 SILVER C32(SOLD),02 ML320 SILVER(Sold),99 S320 BLUE, 03 E500 Sport Pewter
I laughing my *** off right now this is the funiest sh*t I have sen on this forum besides some members who talk sh*t to other members
I drive a mercedes,
to pick up the ladies,
when along comes a chevy
I drop it like its heavy
knowing deep down inside
this is a p.o.s ride
I roll down the window with a smile on my face
knowing this is a no competition race
So I ask myself "Where is the Z06 Vette?"
"Why hasn't it caught up to me yet?"
I suck but I tried my best LOLOLOL
I drive a mercedes,
to pick up the ladies,
when along comes a chevy
I drop it like its heavy
knowing deep down inside
this is a p.o.s ride
I roll down the window with a smile on my face
knowing this is a no competition race
So I ask myself "Where is the Z06 Vette?"
"Why hasn't it caught up to me yet?"
I suck but I tried my best LOLOLOL
03-10-2005, 07:25 PM
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Whatever keys I grab first...
Originally Posted by chitownc32
I laughing my *** off right now this is the funiest sh*t I have sen on this forum besides some members who talk sh*t to other members
I drive a mercedes,
to pick up the ladies,
when along comes a chevy
I drop it like its heavy
knowing deep down inside
this is a p.o.s ride
I roll down the window with a smile on my face
knowing this is a no competition race
So I ask myself "Where is the Z06 Vette?"
"Why hasn't it caught up to me yet?"
I suck but I tried my best LOLOLOL
I drive a mercedes,
to pick up the ladies,
when along comes a chevy
I drop it like its heavy
knowing deep down inside
this is a p.o.s ride
I roll down the window with a smile on my face
knowing this is a no competition race
So I ask myself "Where is the Z06 Vette?"
"Why hasn't it caught up to me yet?"
I suck but I tried my best LOLOLOL
EDIT: Last line is a KILLER!
should change it too like:I roll with style, so where the vette?
Im passin the 1/4 mile, is it next to me yet?
Ah, or something along those lines. Yeah. hahaha. ROBBERY time, toodles.
Last edited by Lexani; 03-10-2005 at 07:27 PM.
03-10-2005, 07:57 PM
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BLACK 2005 SLK55 AMG,02 SILVER C32(SOLD),02 ML320 SILVER(Sold),99 S320 BLUE, 03 E500 Sport Pewter
yeah I like your last two lines better but they both get the point across lol
03-10-2005, 09:50 PM
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Whatever keys I grab first...
Originally Posted by chitownc32
yeah I like your last two lines better but they both get the point across lol
keep em coming.
03-11-2005, 01:28 AM
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Whatever there's gas in...
Originally Posted by Lexani
Where is the love? (Where is the love?)
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
Where is the love? (The love, the love?)
Whatever happened to the values of the Benzs?
Most people are just haters, but driving lorenzs.
Claiming to make Z06 tires scream
But my Benz brings the cream
str8 to the scene
I keep it cold blooded mean
Like a personal Scheme
I split ya spleen
If its not 100K plus, its not a supercar
an if I leave some dust, you know Im a superstar
Im still BALLIN
On Lexani 20s still crawlin'
Like retarded kids, the Vettes are fallin'
And the Ford just keeps Stalin'
Sorry, couldn't resist my two cents in this 'Rap Game'.
