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me: So? whats the problem?
Mustafa: Its a pollution control unite problem. it cost 2000 dinars to fix.
me: WTF?!?!?!?! The car is two months old only!
Mustafa: Take it to the dealer then.
me at the dealer later:
me: My car vibrates and I have the engine light on.
nameless: Oh... well, leave it here. come back after four days.
four days later:
me: So?
nameless: what?
me: my car?!
namelss: ummm... still not finish. come back after two days.
another two days passed -_-
me: I WANT MY DAMN CAR
nameless: sure. pay ten bucks and get it back.
me: why?
nameless: cuz you want to take it and we didn't fix it yet!
me: dot dot dot
a German guy walks in.
guy: you *******s. you're behind schedule...
nameless: yeah...
guy: No one is gonna leave today until all the cars are done.
nameless: tomorrow u'll get ur car.
On the last day:
nameless: I turned off the engine light. there is nothing wrong with ur car. We just added STP to the gas tank and everything should be okay.
me: cool.
nameless: ur bill is 66Kd. 60 for turning off the light. 3 for the STP and 3 for filling ur car with gas!
and thats only one of my storys!


