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Old Feb 15, 2003 | 03:19 AM
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S320L Chip

I got a 99 S320L (New Look) Can you please reccomend some chips that will give better performance and pleas epost some stats if possible or the company name that makes them. Thank you,
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Old Feb 15, 2003 | 11:21 PM
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Lets say you found the "perfect" chip...

...and you bought it. Whose going to install it for you? Even the dealer wont know what to do with it!

Welcome to Kuwait.
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Old Feb 16, 2003 | 03:29 AM
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I know a garage here who specalises in Benz's. I walked in there once they had a CL500's engine on the floor opened piece by piece. Two days later it was back in nad working. These guys said they'll give me a chip for 130KD but it seems a little low so it must be of bad quality. BTW Sarkfact...don't judge Kuwait's car works unless you know your way around SHuwaikh.
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Old Feb 26, 2003 | 03:47 PM
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Do you know Garage al Malaky?

*Engine light on*

me: So? whats the problem?
Mustafa: Its a pollution control unite problem. it cost 2000 dinars to fix.
me: WTF?!?!?!?! The car is two months old only!
Mustafa: Take it to the dealer then.


me at the dealer later:

me: My car vibrates and I have the engine light on.
nameless: Oh... well, leave it here. come back after four days.

four days later:

me: So?
nameless: what?
me: my car?!
namelss: ummm... still not finish. come back after two days.

another two days passed -_-

me: I WANT MY DAMN CAR
nameless: sure. pay ten bucks and get it back.
me: why?
nameless: cuz you want to take it and we didn't fix it yet!
me: dot dot dot

a German guy walks in.

guy: you *******s. you're behind schedule...
nameless: yeah...
guy: No one is gonna leave today until all the cars are done.

nameless: tomorrow u'll get ur car.

On the last day:

nameless: I turned off the engine light. there is nothing wrong with ur car. We just added STP to the gas tank and everything should be okay.
me: cool.
nameless: ur bill is 66Kd. 60 for turning off the light. 3 for the STP and 3 for filling ur car with gas!


and thats only one of my storys!
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Old Feb 26, 2003 | 04:56 PM
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Hahahahaha... That's too funny, my friend!
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Old Feb 27, 2003 | 04:51 PM
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No I don't but if he isnt a benz expert dont go...Mine is one that is probably the best body shop and painter in town (Mashalla) guy called Jamal he used to work at the dealership quit, and works there now.
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