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Old 02-03-2009, 10:07 AM
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Veloce Performance ECU/Speed Camera Detector Special

Our job is to free up some power in your car, and put a BIG smile on your face. The job of our friends at law enforcement is to raise revenue (err. I mean make us 'safe'), and in the process, reverse that smile.

In case you haven't noticed, their latest 'tool' in the smile reversal effort are speed cameras and red light cameras. They are popping up everywhere, and as the bank accounts of local governments swell, so are the numbers of these devices.

Enter the Cheetah 100, that detects these things. It is a great little device which has an data base of red light and speed cameras, and uses GPS to put you ahead of the game, and keep you from filling the government coffers. Cheetah and Veloce Performance will also throw in lifetime GPS data updates.... FREE!

I have been using one around Arizona for the past month and it is brilliant, and has never missed one, and the data base is easy to update.

For February, with every purchase over $2000, we will throw in a Cheetah 100, $250 value. On purchases under $2000, we will take $100 off the price of a Cheetah. The extra smiles are priceless!

Check out Cheetah on our web site, and don't get your picture taken any more. http://www.veloceperformance.com/Cheetah.htm

Have fun and be safe! Just another public service from Veloce Performance!
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if this is as Bad as your ECU tune i dont think im interested
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if this is as Bad as your ECU tune i dont think im interested
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I remember you commenting about the ECU , it's that bad ? how much did you pay ?
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1400 for a quote on quote "custom tune" which was prob just some generic shat he had for everyone else.


promised to refund me if i was satisfied in which he never did. i even asked for a 50/50 split just to at least get half my money back and the guy was squirming like a pig. He put his Girlfriend on the phone to take my calls cause he was too much of a pussssy to even talk to me. I car was slower from a butt dyno and i could feel it didnt pull like it did pre tune. The car was slow After a short while cell came up cause car was running too lean or something like that.


i recommended sticking with kleemann or renntech since they have the real RD and are huge successful tuning companies everyone else out there is gabage.

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Originally Posted by S5LorinserF1
1400 for a quote on quote "custom tune" which was prob just some generic shat he had for everyone else.


promised to refund me if i was satisfied in which he never did. i even asked for a 50/50 split just to at least get half my money back and the guy was squirming like a pig. He put his Girlfriend on the phone to take my calls cause he was too much of a pussssy to even talk to me. I car was slower from a butt dyno and i could feel it didnt pull like it did pre tune. The car was slow After a short while cell came up cause car was running too lean or something like that.


i recommended sticking with kleemann or renntech since they have the real RD and are huge successful tuning companies everyone else out there is gabage.
Whoa! Easy bro...
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PS: It's not "cell" it's CEL - Check Engine Light
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whoaa?? chris you went through the same stuff when your car was underperforming as well dik(dick) lol.
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lol S5Chicken
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the only chicken is you russian ***** lol

you dont even have ***** between those sticks you call legs hahaha
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the only chicken is you russian ***** lol

you dont even have ***** between those sticks you call legs hahaha
LOL lets play chicken S5Sloowwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfY-CBDC3UQ

AHHA
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hmm lets see with 650lbs of extra weight i was a your rear wheel and steady the whole time.

Now lets show a clip of me destroying you off the line and on a roll without any added weight in the car..and all this without a proper tune..ill bring my camera out tomm lol
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LOL licking my ***** with your front wheels ahaha.

650 pounds? You mean 200 for the brakes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA S5L GONDON Clearly smoke you !!!!!!! probably all the weight from the mods . It's 4Matic ?

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thats the only time he got me by alittle.

my car is 4matic plus i had alittle over 250lbs of extra weight in my trunk inclduing my rotors/calipers.. 2 bags of thinset.

also its not properly tuned for all the mods i got...this video he def got me but the other times im dusting him.
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thats the only time he got me by alittle.

my car is 4matic plus i had alittle over 250lbs of extra weight in my trunk inclduing my rotors/calipers.. 2 bags of thinset.

also its not properly tuned for all the mods i got...this video he def got me but the other times im dusting him.
Video please !!!! he proof it with his video .
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S5slow is also S5stupid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahH. J/k

Well c once u clean ur trunk and I'll clean mine too. I'll stop by in a few

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lol gondonJew.

i dont have my camera but Condom has his.


Lets see if hes willing to put up the video of me walking his ***.


Condom just make sure to drive around for a few hours so you have just enough gas for one race lol. should save you an extra 60-70lbs lol.
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and well do a run tonight on a nice strip i now where we can get up to 150-160 at least i will.

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