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Old 02-11-2015, 10:17 AM
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I'm thrilled. She says you're her favorite lover because it doesn't hurt and it's over with quick. She got a huge kick out of your ballerina outfit and leather mask, but she wanted to know why, in the moment of ecstasy, you yelled out "DAVEW68!!!".
I find this to be a bit disconcerting. Perhaps I should be worried about what's going on in his mind too?
Old 02-11-2015, 10:50 AM
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I find this to be a bit disconcerting. Perhaps I should be worried about what's going on in his mind too?
Isn't it obvious? He's clearly a cross-dressing sexual masochist with deep seeded homosexual rage and undersized genitalia who has become fixated on you. How else could you explain the tu-tu, gimp mask and shouting out your MBWorld Forum username at the moment of orgasm whilst having intercourse with a 75 year old stroke victim?

I mean, you can't make stuff like this up, right?
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The **** is wrong you people... Lol...
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The **** is wrong you people... Lol...
Um, let's watch the language there buddy. We're trying to have a respectable civil discourse about this gentleman's transmission issues here.
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jobs2ceo there are some very talented and knowledgeable folks on here and other forums and from my past experience have always been very helpful. Some of the responses to this thread have gotten way off topic.

Also, buy as many of your parts from online websites vs the dealer as you possibly can. Dealer prices are quite often astronomical compared to places like Amazon, Autohausaz, parts.com, pelicanparts, and so on.

Another thing, if you have a very good indy use him/her whenever you can. Some of these guys/ladies are very knowledgeable about these cars and the repair cost can from independents can same you significant money over what the dealers charge.

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Old 02-11-2015, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ibeforreal
jobs2ceo next time post your inquiry in the W221 forum and you will most likely get much better responses. There are some very talented folks on here and most of the time are very helpful. Some of the responses to this thread have gotten way off topic.

You should re-post in the W221 section.

If you don't think he's been offered good advice in this thread, then you're not paying attention. Not surprising since you don't know what forum this is.
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Originally Posted by ibeforreal
jobs2ceo next time post your inquiry in the W221 forum and you will most likely get much better responses. There are some very talented folks on here and most of the time are very helpful. Some of the responses to this thread have gotten way off topic.

You should re-post in the W221 section.
I dunno man. I heard that a LOT of those guys on the W221 forum are immature a-holes. Also, this is the W221 forum.
Old 02-11-2015, 11:33 AM
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If you don't think he's been offered good advice in this thread, then you're not paying attention. Not surprising since you don't know what forum this is.
Right? If this guy can't figure out how to get his car into gear after all this, I don't see how he ever will. How much more clear can we be? Smh.
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Originally Posted by Mike5215
Isn't it obvious? He's clearly a cross-dressing sexual masochist with deep seeded homosexual rage and undersized genitalia who has become fixated on you. How else could you explain the tu-tu, gimp mask and shouting out your MBWorld Forum username at the moment of orgasm whilst having intercourse with a 75 year old stroke victim?

I mean, you can't make stuff like this up, right?

I've never met Atc, so I can't attest to his dressing habits, sexuality, or size of his genitalia. I'm only going off of what I've heard from you. Wait a minute.....
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I dunno man. I heard that a LOT of those guys on the W221 forum are immature a-holes. Also, this is the W221 forum.
Hey, I resemble that remark! I
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I've never met Atc, so I can't attest to his dressing habits, sexuality, or size of his genitalia. I'm only going off of what I've heard from you. Wait a minute.....
Right. And I suppose THIS never happened either...


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I've done a thorough search and can't find those threads you're referencing. What the hell kind of computer are you using?
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Right. And I suppose THIS never happened either...


Man you caught me! But with the help of your mom, I'm swinging the other way now. In fact we may become related soon, son....
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I've done a thorough search and can't find those threads you're referencing. What the hell kind of computer are you using?
That was a really informative thread guys. Before then I thought a "rusty trombone" was a neglected brass instrument.
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Man you caught me! But with the help of your mom, I'm swinging the other way now. In fact we may become related soon, son....
I'll believe that when you stop trying to flip her over and make her wear the Boy Scout neckerchief.
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That was a really informative thread guys. Before then I thought a "rusty trombone" was a neglected brass instrument.

Funny you mention instruments. I used to think that a skin flute was just a leather wrapped flute. It's amazing how much real world stuff you can learn in a car forum dedicated to high end German cars.
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Originally Posted by Mike5215
I'll believe that when you stop trying to flip her over and make her wear the Boy Scout neckerchief.
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Funny you mention instruments. I used to think that a skin flute was just a leather wrapped flute. It's amazing how much real world stuff you can learn in a car forum dedicated to high end German cars.
I think the key to a useful, informative thread is, above all else, to keep it classy.
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Brother I have a gl450 and the same problem happened to me and I feel your pain also if you want me to email you exactly what they did on my GL please send me an email dzsm428@aol.com by the way I had a warranty but they only covered 1200 and I paid $700 good luck I suggest you take the car to a dealer I learned my lesson taking previous benzos to side repair shops that claim they can fix it but don't get me wrong there r some that know what they are doing good luck!!!
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Brother I have a gl450 and the same problem happened to me and I feel your pain also if you want me to email you exactly what they did on my GL please send me an email dzsm428@aol.com by the way I had a warranty but they only covered 1200 and I paid $700 good luck I suggest you take the car to a dealer I learned my lesson taking previous benzos to side repair shops that claim they can fix it but don't get me wrong there r some that know what they are doing good luck!!!! Looks like your gonna open on Mondays looll
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Originally Posted by Nickthegreek
Some people on here need to go by the saying "if you have nothing good to say then dont say it at all". That being said, he bought a car with issues and needs help. so if youre not going to contribute meaningful posts that will help him solve the problem, keep your opinions to yourself and dont post.
We've been trying to contribute meaningful posts. Too bad the OP didn't follow your advice. Here's what I got out of the OP...

Originally Posted by jobs2ceo
I'm not even going to address your ignorant response. My ego? You dont even know me. Thanks alot AHOLE. moving on
Hmmm...OP then proceeds to go on about BMWs and Jaguars and insults the audience's intelligence with a grammatically incorrect post.

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Now, I have no idea what a throttle body is, or does, but Im taking it that its something like a computer.

Should i get aftermarket sensors and can someone easily install these, or do i need to get the sensors from the dealer and will those work with aftermarket pads some how?

I do need 4 correct? Someone said I only need 1 in the front and 1 in the rear, which makes no sense to me.

If so, how do I check the transmission fluid level?
And I was accused of an ignorant response? The OP is too ignorant to Google "what is a throttle body" or "Mercedes brake pad sensors", or "how to check transmission fluid level in Mercedes 722.9", or to look at the FAQs.

The OP is still too ignorant to repair cars (ignorance can be cured with knowledge), he can't afford to repair the car he has and, by inference, the OP can't afford the specialized tools to work on a late-model Mercedes.

Let him hoist himself on his own petard.

What I find especially delicious is, based upon one of his comments, I have a pretty good idea what is the source of the problem with his transmission, the troubleshooting steps, and probable solution. But I'm sure he'll figure it out. Or his Indie. Or his dealership. But it won't be me.

You see, "jobs2ceo", if you're polite to folks maybe they'll invite you over to their home and assist you in resolving issues with your car. But insulting folks poisons the well of goodwill.

But...no hard feelings! Enjoy your Mercedes! And, seriously, I hope you learn something from this.
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I love everything about the big Jag in theory, but on the test drive it felt like I was driving an ice cream truck. Just hated it. A car that big should ride like cream. Plus the money they want is crazy, It's Benz money for cryin' out loud. That, plus no Jag dealer in town and the extreme likelihood of warranty repairs made it a no go. Diito for the Audi A8 (I think ***** designed those crappy seats) and the big Bimmer. The 5 series Bimmers look great, probably the best looking sport sedan on the road, but again the ride and comfort aren't there.

Really any big used foreign luxury car is going to have issues. Find a nice 2010 S550 CPO. They're everywhere and mid 30's. Add another $4500 for the 36 month unlimited mileage warranty and you're protected no matter what crazy sht goes bad on it. Or go earlier years (pre facelift), find something lowwww miles (like under 40k) and pick up a 3rd party warranty from your bank or credit union (or the selling dealer).

You're gonna take a bath on the current car no matter what. I say rip the band-aid off and get it over with.
One of the great disappointments of my life was test driving a Jag XJ. Lack of power, ride quality etc....I was so sad.
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Originally Posted by bbirdwell
We've been trying to contribute meaningful posts. Too bad the OP didn't follow your advice. Here's what I got out of the OP...


Hmmm...OP then proceeds to go on about BMWs and Jaguars and insults the audience's intelligence with a grammatically incorrect post.


And I was accused of an ignorant response? The OP is too ignorant to Google "what is a throttle body" or "Mercedes brake pad sensors", or "how to check transmission fluid level in Mercedes 722.9", or to look at the FAQs.

The OP is still too ignorant to repair cars (ignorance can be cured with knowledge), he can't afford to repair the car he has and, by inference, the OP can't afford the specialized tools to work on a late-model Mercedes.

Let him hoist himself on his own petard.

What I find especially delicious is, based upon one of his comments, I have a pretty good idea what is the source of the problem with his transmission, the troubleshooting steps, and probable solution. But I'm sure he'll figure it out. Or his Indie. Or his dealership. But it won't be me.

You see, "jobs2ceo", if you're polite to folks maybe they'll invite you over to their home and assist you in resolving issues with your car. But insulting folks poisons the well of goodwill.

But...no hard feelings! Enjoy your Mercedes! And, seriously, I hope you learn something from this.
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