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That ghost would have to have an abnormally tight sphincter in order to make a cracking noise. They usually make a whooshing noise when they fart.
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Uh, I'm pretty sure the author of the SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF IRRELEVANT POSTS is not an expert on the rectal tone of poltergeists. With a sufficient accumulation of methane irrespective of the ghosts ghost-sphincter muscularity or lack thereof a variety of sonic characterizations are possible.
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Uh, I'm pretty sure the author of the SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF IRRELEVANT POSTS is not an expert on the rectal tone of poltergeists. With a sufficient accumulation of methane irrespective of the ghosts ghost-sphincter muscularity or lack thereof a variety of sonic characterizations are possible.
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Originally Posted by DaveW68
Since you only have half a dik, *****, and sphincter in working order, does the numb side take on any ghoulish characteristics? I bet you get some interesting tones, and have to assume you are talking from experience.
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It's not like you posted a video or audio of the noise. I think the helpful members here figured it out for you with nothing to really work with. You shouldn't just dismiss the excellent advice and observations by the very knowledgeable folks of this board who've told you exactly what your phantom noise is.
BTW, you were never really in.
BTW, you were never really in.
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Nice going Dave! You and your childish antics have just cost the forum another new member.
Meanwhile, there's one more S on the road possessed by a flatulent spirit-beast. I hope you are quite pleased with yourself.
Meanwhile, there's one more S on the road possessed by a flatulent spirit-beast. I hope you are quite pleased with yourself.
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Yeah, I'm feeling OK with the help that I offered. This was a tough one to diagnose and I think you and I offered precision advice to diagnose the source of the noise.
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Originally Posted by DaveW68
Yeah, I'm feeling OK with the help that I offered. This was a tough one to diagnose and I think you and I offered precision advice to diagnose the source of the noise.
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i own a 2007 s550 and i have changed the rotors, pads and sensors and im getting a screecing noise coming from the front wheel area i tried slightly sanding down the pads and rotors. I had the tires aligned and balanced. it only does it on slower speeds. does anybody have an idea?
