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Plutoe

Wow, your an impatient SOB---this is the second post---you have too much time on your hands!!

DaveW68

ROFLOL!

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DaveW68

Vous avez une propension ŕ agir comme un outil ŕ l'occasion. Je suis sűr que la raison pour laquelle il vous a appelés.

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DaveW68

You keep showing your true colors about the lying and brainless piece of crap that you are. Enjoy your lonely friendless life in your Acura CL knock-off. Be careful not to blow up your motor and tranny with your tunes. It has happened to other members of this board. In your case, it couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Cheers!

Mike5215

Does anybody else here speak Douche? I need a translation.

DaveW68

I had to use a translator app. But Apparently CL600 is very fluent.

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Mike5215

I'm talking about the first person in the thread who crapped it up with a bunch of extra gay nonsense in some rude foreign language (French??).

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Mike5215

Nice going Dave. The new guy is disappointed in me. Where the f am I supposed to get my quiche recipes from NOW? Did you even consider that? I'm hosting my international breakfast club next month and I cannot get away with a Belgian Waffle two times in a row.

Goddamnit Dave!!

DaveW68

Oh look....Frenchie throws some bricks at a few members with what he thinks are clever quips translated via Google, has a few stones thrown back his way, and now wants to take his doll and go home with hurt feelings. Go throw your insults in your own neighborhood. We've been doing just fine without you.

DaveW68

Sorry Mike! I guess you'll have to settle for French toast. If you really want to spice things up, bring a few bottles of Dom. Everyone will be impressed...except CL, who was expecting French fries and Tab.

Do you think you can get any French hookers to do the serving?

Mike5215

Ohhhh sure Dave. Keep pissing him off. You're not the guy who has ten to twelve breakfast food aficionados arriving in three days expecting a fabulous quiche. What have I got? A very pedestrian Lorraine recipe. A snooty French guy walks right in the front door and before I can get a single recipe you've run him off.

DaveW68

Yes, I accept full responsibility. I didn't understand that those really weren't meant to be insults....he was coming on to me. But I don't dabble in those kinds of games. He's too fancy for me to be sure.

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DaveW68

You're in the wrong neighborhood. This is the W221 board. If you really want to know where to find the TCU, bend over, touch the floor, and look straight up. It's in there somewhere.

I gotta warn you ....those W220 guys are gonna eat you alive.

Mike5215

Je voudrais garer un tracteur dans votre rectum pendant plusieurs jours Dave !

My French is a little rusty but I believe it says something about me parking a tractor in your rectum.

I'm just upset because the entire reason we liberated that country from Germany twice was to insure a source of delicious pastry, soufflé and quiche recipes.

DaveW68

You might try picking up a dozen breakfast croissants from Burger King as appetizers. I bet your guests will never know that it wasn't some fancy French chef who did the prep work.

Mike5215

Well, I could act very snooty and effeminate and pretend to be a French chef myself.

I've learned a few authentic phrases:

salutations anus lickers . profiter de vos McMuffins !

(Greetings guests! Enjoy some hand crafted croissant!)

DaveW68

It's late and I'm going to bed. I'm probably going to dream about getting a CL600. I have a feeling the dreams will be in English with French subtitles.

Mike5215

Hey did you get a PM from him about how incredibly rich and successful he is and what poor white trash gay losers we are? I think we might have just flamed Donald Trump.

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