MB Diagnostic Computer 2009 S600
Tomorrow taking it in for engine/transmission mounts inspection. If original and or damaged, out with the old and in with the new.
Gonna swap those items out and get back with a full report and some images.
Johnny
he does a refurbish unit with replaceable fuses for each bank - these pop before the coil packs do !!!! or now he developed his own decent quality aftermarket power supply -it makes the joke Merc peddled look like the designed to fail and steal 6k every 4 year thing it really is.
Personally if I had a v12, until fitted with a better power supply - I wouldn't crank any v12 into action - my strong advice is do not fit the coil packs till you have resolved the power supply issue that will destroy the ones you have, or worse immediately take out the new ones...
If you get a new voltage converter, or have a good one, you can protect it from death with 1 amp fuses
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Tomorrow taking it in for engine/transmission mounts inspection. If original and or damaged, out with the old and in with the new.
Gonna swap those items out and get back with a full report and some images.
Johnny
Arriving Monday is the right/left coil packs from Clark Rupp at V12icpack.com Date of manufacture of the original coil packs is 2008. Preemptive strike as the coil packs are way past their life. I’m doing the job. The shop quoted $1200 labor just to install the 24 iridium spark plugs. I pay for the plugs separately. This will address part two of the triad of death of the S600. Step 3 will be the ABC suspension flush.
Finally some pictures of the new machine:
2009 S600 looking like new inside and out.
S600 sporting a Distronic radar package up front.
Last edited by johnnyrocket52; Jun 25, 2023 at 04:03 AM.
check this (you have to fight the capta bit) - type in chassis number and will give lots of info about model build spec https://www.mbdecoder.com/
could you please test the Nav and TCM over lay mute feature.... for fade at any vol level - with the radio on, if the Nav sound comes out, it should fade out the radio - FYI you can set the star button to do whatever you use most often (like a favourite - of the choices they provide) usually its set for the rear blind - but I prefer for the Nav, so at any time can get her to repeat what she said... depending upon what got updated (software wise) - this feature seems to go walkabout... (so if Nav not in use and favourite set up that way - she just says "Navigation is not active" and its easy to see if the radio fade operates
check this (you have to fight the capta bit) - type in chassis number and will give lots of info about model build spec https://www.mbdecoder.com/
could you please test the Nav and TCM over lay mute feature.... for fade at any vol level - with the radio on, if the Nav sound comes out, it should fade out the radio - FYI you can set the star button to do whatever you use most often (like a favourite - of the choices they provide) usually its set for the rear blind - but I prefer for the Nav, so at any time can get her to repeat what she said... depending upon what got updated (software wise) - this feature seems to go walkabout... (so if Nav not in use and favourite set up that way - she just says "Navigation is not active" and its easy to see if the radio fade operates
Johnny
Best would be get service history, hire Lemon Squad, have dealer inspect it for repairs (you pay), test drive it, ship it or drive it home.
Mercedes dealer wanted $500 for thorough inspection. I passed up that one.
Lemon Squad sent a lot of good quality images and answered my special questions like leaks in hydraulic suspension and blown stereo speakers
Johnny
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
Johnny




That said I've ever had a PPI done on anything.








The overall dealership experience is excellent, as I got a loaner for the E55 work. Love the parts dept, also. They know me (lol).
I have struck up a casual relationship with one of the service writers (originally as a source for VMI) and I have been observing how this system works. It seems like the game is the service writers suggest 4 figures worth of work pretty much every single time, and then the customer may either reject some or all of it, and/or the service writer "works with" the customer to provide some kind of a "discount." Obviously the service writers don't touch the cars. The ultimate game is to eventually push the Mercedes owner into a new or newer car. This system works.
I did have a question for a tech when I brought my E55 in for a brake fluid flush. The service writer got the tech and brought him out so I could ask my questions. I thought that was good.








I can tell you at least from a simple character perspective, the guy I befriended is NOT out to screw people. Of course, if you say "I love you" before you slap someone, does that really make any difference?
I think they have a good amount of work just from the typical A/B service repetition. Of course they like to spot oil leaks and things like that. I will say the previous and original owner of my E63S drove it to 98k and prepaid for all the A/B service. I should add up the costs of that. It is pretty intense. He paid $104k and then well into the 5 figures on regular maintenance. I paid $27,500. He got the experience/enjoyment of owning the car from new but there is no way in hell he got the better end of the deal from a purely monetary standpoint.
everyone other than the owner... the idea is make it too costly to either buy new or maintain the one you have - then they can just focus on running a factory pumping out garbage on a lease deal - where the factory is utilised to just inside its max capacity - then they can build down to the 3 year life cycle and just squash them - that way, no need to make them well, no spares inventory and no techs to train and offend customers
= prints more money. Then there's a more draconian plan for when the planet wears out and you won't need to care about costs or how it happened..... we are on a path with an end you won't like - in between all corps agreed to steal lots of money for the special ones at the top (who aim to be last man standing) - whilst the corps seem to be run by mad men - they aren't, Crooked and Sick - Yes. The real issues is us helping them land the wrong strategy
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1) There are no corporations without people to buy the products. It's not like there isn't a choice. No one has to buy a Mercedes. They choose to.
2) You ascribe unreasonable amounts of....malevolence or at least competency. Who says these people have the capacity, time, interest, in co-conspiracies when it would be a lot better to just....make good products that people choose to buy. See item #1.
Bonus item: Yes I know WEF is a thing that has infiltrated corporate boards globally so there's that. Hopefully you don't support their agenda (which is to get rich at everyone else's expense, under the auspices of elitism/we-know-better-than-you.
But I digress.
Johnny
not sure but worth checking - do the con rods have a service life ?




not sure but worth checking - do the con rods have a service life ?
oh - almost right - big end bearing replacement is a service thing on the v10 $2k
The factory has stated (on multiple occasions due to multiple warranty claims) that bearing replacement is a preventive measure that must be taken on the S85 V10 engine.
Bearings, just like oil, must be replaced at pre-determined mileage or time intervals. BMW S 85 bearings must be replaced after approx. 50,000 miles. Even if you do replace them compulsively, there is a trick few know and even more ignore: the big secret to saving these engines is warm-up: these engines were based on the P80/1 engines. They were warmed up before each race by circulating hot coolant and oil through the engine prior to starting. Very few of us sit on our cars, start the engines, and patiently wait for the engine to warm up before driving away. Specially on cold weather. I also use high zinc content 10W60 oil, changing to 5W50 during winter months. Taken care of, these babies will satisfy your right foot every time.
The factory has stated (on multiple occasions due to multiple warranty claims) that bearing replacement is a preventive measure that must be taken on the S85 V10 engine.
Bearings, just like oil, must be replaced at pre-determined mileage or time intervals. BMW S 85 bearings must be replaced after approx. 50,000 miles. Even if you do replace them compulsively, there is a trick few know and even more ignore: the big secret to saving these engines is warm-up: these engines were based on the P80/1 engines. They were warmed up before each race by circulating hot coolant and oil through the engine prior to starting. Very few of us sit on our cars, start the engines, and patiently wait for the engine to warm up before driving away. Specially on cold weather. I also use high zinc content 10W60 oil, changing to 5W50 during winter months. Taken care of, these babies will satisfy your right foot every time.
Prior to fuel injection and computers we had carburetors with funky mechanical automatic chokes for cold starts. It was part of the cold start ritual to get the car to warm up close to operating temp so you could tap the accelerator and get the choke to disengage, going out of high idle, engine throttle response behaving healthy, and finally you may drive down the road without the motor stalling.
Today with computers, fuel injection, the cold start of the motor is very well executed, and most folks observe it runs like a beast with a cold engine due to the wonder of the computer.
With all my cars, out of habit (thanks Dad), if I’m not running late, I have warmed each one of them up very close to operating temp. Start driving moderately a few miles down to the freeway. By that time everything is at proper operating temperature in the motor (automatic transmissions can take up to 10 miles to get to temp), all fluid viscosity is optimum, fluid seals have thermally expanded and are sealed up as designed, all systems are green, go. Storing it in the garage helps quick warmup for winter. Having it outside in Phoenix in the summer, it’s always at operating temp!
It’s kind to the motor and tranny when everything is at operating temperature just prior to near full throttle up merging onto the freeway or blasting by a slow driver putting on clown makeup in the rear view mirror in the fast lane.
Johnny
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