I would like to understand why some HATE the Driver Assist (semi-autonomous) package
What I dislike (2014 W222)
It struggles to keep the car centered, the car will and does wander over the lane or will over compensate from center to left then after driver correction, center to right)
It cannot handle a curve unless it is very slight, many other cars can.
Park assist hits curb often and stops maneuver. The few times I've used it, it let me down some of those times.... Mercedes response ( The curbs in NY are not designed for the system ) Not my response, Mercedes Dealer....
EZ-Pass Toll Booths... Yes you must be in control at all times, but it was a very awakening experience to have the car slow down at the tool booth, then as the gate went up for the car ahead, Distronic+ says, lets go and ignore the toll gate..... Only happen once, close call, but that's how you learn sometimes.....
What I do like is
Active Cruse Control! Cant live without it!! Flawless, Almost...! One exception, it cannot spot stopped traffic way down the road. So, if you are driving on a 3 lane street, not highway or parkway, and enough distance builds up between you and the car way ahead of you, and the car ahead of you stops at the red light, you will REAREND them. If Distronic+ does not see it as a car, it acts like it is driving into a brick wall.... and it will NOT stop in time with emergency braking that it will apply within the last second...
The enhancements to the new 2018 are well worth every penny.... my 2 cents....
Distronic+ in Stop and Go traffic, Tap the stalk and the car resumes where it left off.... Flawless....





I trust myself a lot more than ... "HAL 9000". I'm not saying that my MB may try to kill me with all it's autonomous driving stuff, but... I personally don't trust it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/
"Faces are the key element of a Kubrick film. Like classic movies, such as M and Touch of Evil, Kubrick focuses on the characters' faces to give the audience a psychological view-point. Even he uses extreme close-ups of HAL's glowing red "eye" to show the coldness and determination of the computerizd villain. I could go on, but in summation Kubrick is at the hieght of his style. 3) HAL 9000 is one of the most villainous characters in film history. I whole-heartedly agree with the late Gene Siskle's opinion of HAL 9000. Most of this film takes place in space. Through the use of silence and the darkness of space itself, a mood of isolation is created. Dave and his crewmen are isolated between earth and jupiter, with nowhere to escape. Combine this mood with the cold, calculated actions of HAL 9000 and you have the most fearful villain imaginable. I still, although having see this film several times, feel my chest tighten in a particular scene. "
As I get older, I know that my reflexes are not what they used to be. In addition, with even the least expensive new cars able to perform like legendary sports cars from the 1950’s, many young, inexperienced drivers are driving like idiots on steroids, weaving in and out of traffic at break-neck speeds. Add to this the absolutely idiotic “no fear” mentality of the lane splitting motorcyclists, cell phones, monster pick-ups jacked up to the moon and so many drivers under the influence of pot and who knows what else. All of these dangers and distractions make me value these high tech safety features more and more every day. I will no longer own a car without them.




1. If your driving is let's say 99.9999% safe, and Distronic Plus (on an interstate highway) is let's say only 90% safe, then using it while continuing to pay attention would add another "9" to overall safety, putting you at 99.99999%.
2. If you ever get into traffic, it is particularly nice to have.
1. If your driving is let's say 99.9999% safe, and Distronic Plus (on an interstate highway) is let's say only 90% safe, then using it while continuing to pay attention would add another "9" to overall safety, putting you at 99.99999%.
2. If you ever get into traffic, it is particularly nice to have.
We have a very tricky semi-rural intersection we have to go through every day. There are cars coming over a hill and it is hard to get a good view of them due to post boxes, tall weeds, and the occasional sign. On top of that there is another driveway just kitty-corner on the opposite side of the street. Your head is on a swivel and even then we've almost been nailed twice by cross traffic and once when the car across the intersection was pulling out. I was so focussed on the cross traffic that I never saw the car pull out. The vehicle detection systems are one extra layer of defense that I will appreciate, but it literally could be a fatal mistake to trust them alone.
1. If your driving is let's say 99.9999% safe, and Distronic Plus (on an interstate highway) is let's say only 90% safe, then using it while continuing to pay attention would add another "9" to overall safety, putting you at 99.99999%.
2. If you ever get into traffic, it is particularly nice to have.
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We have to imagine that future autonomous aids will allow you to select a level of assist not just on or off.
i’m on Vacation renting a low end sienna van -and I think the lane keep assist and steering control are equal or better than my S550,and don’t need cruise control enabled to be always on (over 32 mph). Even this stripped van has radar based cruise control -impressive.
like my car the steering won’t keep the car centered, it’s more like pinball.
i want the ability to “wool gather” but have an extra element of safety.
i’ve read The 2018 S550 is much improved. I truthfully found the driver’s assistance on the 2016 to be disappointing.
One's choice of car and one's ability to drive safely/precisely in real-world (not an artificial track) are phenomenal daily tells on one's IQ/split-second decisionmaking....and ultimately natural selection....
Safety is both active and passive
Active is largely driver-inflicted: contextual awareness, following distances, judging other drivers' likely behaviors in emergent event, one's braking capabilities (tires/brakes vs road/weather conds), etc etc
Passive is largely one's judgment re: structural integrity of car in unavoidable collision (one's choice of car; can't change it in instant of a crash scenario)...head-on, rear-ended (fuel tank as potential bomb), etc etc
Have doubt abt competence of any mfr (incl MB, let alone lesser mfrs) vs many safety systems, incl airbag systems (potential bombs if poorly engineered; think Takata which MB used in many recent MBs incl SLs) and much of software (often written by code monkeys who can't drive themselves)
Systems like anti-lock brakes, stab ctrls, pre-tensing seatbelts, etc etc have advanced considerably over past 5-10yrs but mfrs like MB (let alone lesser mfrs) still have many flaws in basic safety elements like MCT gearbox, dubious roof/glass strength, etc with which mfrs struggle: a disabled car on side of fast, busy fwy is a poss death sentence for any driver forced into that box, as is a rolled-over SUV unable to dynamically solve/avoid an emergent situation vs nearby decelerating cars
IMO, AI is ultimately limited by natural stupidity of code monkeys who tend to be linear, one-dimensional thinkers: most of critical bets in life are qualitative, nonlinear judgments made w/limited data: driving is prob only scenario in most affluent guys' daily lives where split-sec judgments can make vast, irreversible differences in one's health/survival, unlike a PC/phone crashing and just rebooting or a few unhealthy meals....or even a bad/mistaken stock trade w/a large loss that can be earned back on later trades w/smarter bets (if one retains one's health/life unlike a major mistake in driving)
Ask (better yet, observe) what car a code monkey (of any wealth) chooses to drive daily....and, guess, can he safely drive on own if systems don't work?
Living on SF Peninsula I'm well aware of what laughable cars most wealthy code monkeys drive (and their driving behaviors in dense 70+MPH fwy traffic)....and/or what crappy SUVs w/no brakes or chassis w/rollover risk really wealthy code monkeys are driven in, with a low-IQ driver/bodyguard at wheel (they don't hand out those jobs to just anyone)
Would similarly argue 99+% of racecar drivers are prob inept drivers on public roads on any risk-adjusted basis, at any speed: real world (even at legal speeds) has vastly greater uncertainties/catastrophic risks (esp for a rich guy w/a lot more to lose in life) vs typical unsafe/less risk conscious/low IQ drivers on track and/or public rds, at any speed
Full disclosure: like the back-up driver assist systems of latest 65 in emergent event (have never faced such a scenario, so don't know if they really work) but view them as last-line of defense before passive safety: drive myself w/no audio/phone/navig/other distractions in my car: enjoy driving self and music of 65 engine/exhaust/gearbox blips: the poor man's private plane
And part of why I get rid of cars every <2yrs is, systems decay, whether airbag systems or various sensors, making them potentially one's enemy and a tail risk, in tail risk scenarios....and software does improve over time but mfrs don't (for various self-serving reasons) debug these vs already-sold cars, not unlike phones....obviously mfrs gotta force people to get latest/greatest...or just a more debugged mid-cycle version




I am just as guilty as anyone. I resisted having a smartphone for a number of years till I finally got one. Now I realize how much it does for me saving time and such. Once again it is people resisting change but if there is one thing for certain change is ALWAYS going to happen and the older people that are most guilty of resisting change will be replaced by younger people,
I am just as guilty as anyone. I resisted having a smartphone for a number of years till I finally got one. Now I realize how much it does for me saving time and such. Once again it is people resisting change but if there is one thing for certain change is ALWAYS going to happen and the older people that are most guilty of resisting change will be replaced by younger people,
i’d love To have a waiting autopilot for me - whether I glance away to change a radio station or want to show off. I THINK the Tesla has the best in this regard, bearing in mind it has killed folks. Help, yes please. Fully autonomous? Not yet.
again, I heard the 2018 is much improved. I ‘d like to see the features work without need for distronic to be on as well.
i’d also Love if smart enough to keep centered in lane, yet avoid potholes or tree limbs if safe.
algorithm would need to factor in if safe ever to cross lane or double yellow line. Not sure if regulations would allow.
tech vs. legal regulations.
when i considered a Tesla I was going to skip full autonomous, as I felt the regulations would take longer than a 3 year lease. That, and range anxiety.
One's choice of car and one's ability to drive safely/precisely in real-world (not an artificial track) are phenomenal daily tells on one's IQ/split-second decisionmaking....and ultimately natural selection....
Safety is both active and passive
Active is largely driver-inflicted: contextual awareness, following distances, judging other drivers' likely behaviors in emergent event, one's braking capabilities (tires/brakes vs road/weather conds), etc etc
Passive is largely one's judgment re: structural integrity of car in unavoidable collision (one's choice of car; can't change it in instant of a crash scenario)...head-on, rear-ended (fuel tank as potential bomb), etc etc
Have doubt abt competence of any mfr (incl MB, let alone lesser mfrs) vs many safety systems, incl airbag systems (potential bombs if poorly engineered; think Takata which MB used in many recent MBs incl SLs) and much of software (often written by code monkeys who can't drive themselves)
Systems like anti-lock brakes, stab ctrls, pre-tensing seatbelts, etc etc have advanced considerably over past 5-10yrs but mfrs like MB (let alone lesser mfrs) still have many flaws in basic safety elements like MCT gearbox, dubious roof/glass strength, etc with which mfrs struggle: a disabled car on side of fast, busy fwy is a poss death sentence for any driver forced into that box, as is a rolled-over SUV unable to dynamically solve/avoid an emergent situation vs nearby decelerating cars
IMO, AI is ultimately limited by natural stupidity of code monkeys who tend to be linear, one-dimensional thinkers: most of critical bets in life are qualitative, nonlinear judgments made w/limited data: driving is prob only scenario in most affluent guys' daily lives where split-sec judgments can make vast, irreversible differences in one's health/survival, unlike a PC/phone crashing and just rebooting or a few unhealthy meals....or even a bad/mistaken stock trade w/a large loss that can be earned back on later trades w/smarter bets (if one retains one's health/life unlike a major mistake in driving)
Ask (better yet, observe) what car a code monkey (of any wealth) chooses to drive daily....and, guess, can he safely drive on own if systems don't work?
Living on SF Peninsula I'm well aware of what laughable cars most wealthy code monkeys drive (and their driving behaviors in dense 70+MPH fwy traffic)....and/or what crappy SUVs w/no brakes or chassis w/rollover risk really wealthy code monkeys are driven in, with a low-IQ driver/bodyguard at wheel (they don't hand out those jobs to just anyone)
Would similarly argue 99+% of racecar drivers are prob inept drivers on public roads on any risk-adjusted basis, at any speed: real world (even at legal speeds) has vastly greater uncertainties/catastrophic risks (esp for a rich guy w/a lot more to lose in life) vs typical unsafe/less risk conscious/low IQ drivers on track and/or public rds, at any speed
Full disclosure: like the back-up driver assist systems of latest 65 in emergent event (have never faced such a scenario, so don't know if they really work) but view them as last-line of defense before passive safety: drive myself w/no audio/phone/navig/other distractions in my car: enjoy driving self and music of 65 engine/exhaust/gearbox blips: the poor man's private plane
And part of why I get rid of cars every <2yrs is, systems decay, whether airbag systems or various sensors, making them potentially one's enemy and a tail risk, in tail risk scenarios....and software does improve over time but mfrs don't (for various self-serving reasons) debug these vs already-sold cars, not unlike phones....obviously mfrs gotta force people to get latest/greatest...or just a more debugged mid-cycle version




One's choice of car and one's ability to drive safely/precisely in real-world (not an artificial track) are phenomenal daily tells on one's IQ/split-second decisionmaking....and ultimately natural selection....
Safety is both active and passive
Active is largely driver-inflicted: contextual awareness, following distances, judging other drivers' likely behaviors in emergent event, one's braking capabilities (tires/brakes vs road/weather conds), etc etc
Passive is largely one's judgment re: structural integrity of car in unavoidable collision (one's choice of car; can't change it in instant of a crash scenario)...head-on, rear-ended (fuel tank as potential bomb), etc etc
Have doubt abt competence of any mfr (incl MB, let alone lesser mfrs) vs many safety systems, incl airbag systems (potential bombs if poorly engineered; think Takata which MB used in many recent MBs incl SLs) and much of software (often written by code monkeys who can't drive themselves)
Systems like anti-lock brakes, stab ctrls, pre-tensing seatbelts, etc etc have advanced considerably over past 5-10yrs but mfrs like MB (let alone lesser mfrs) still have many flaws in basic safety elements like MCT gearbox, dubious roof/glass strength, etc with which mfrs struggle: a disabled car on side of fast, busy fwy is a poss death sentence for any driver forced into that box, as is a rolled-over SUV unable to dynamically solve/avoid an emergent situation vs nearby decelerating cars
IMO, AI is ultimately limited by natural stupidity of code monkeys who tend to be linear, one-dimensional thinkers: most of critical bets in life are qualitative, nonlinear judgments made w/limited data: driving is prob only scenario in most affluent guys' daily lives where split-sec judgments can make vast, irreversible differences in one's health/survival, unlike a PC/phone crashing and just rebooting or a few unhealthy meals....or even a bad/mistaken stock trade w/a large loss that can be earned back on later trades w/smarter bets (if one retains one's health/life unlike a major mistake in driving)
Ask (better yet, observe) what car a code monkey (of any wealth) chooses to drive daily....and, guess, can he safely drive on own if systems don't work?
Living on SF Peninsula I'm well aware of what laughable cars most wealthy code monkeys drive (and their driving behaviors in dense 70+MPH fwy traffic)....and/or what crappy SUVs w/no brakes or chassis w/rollover risk really wealthy code monkeys are driven in, with a low-IQ driver/bodyguard at wheel (they don't hand out those jobs to just anyone)
Would similarly argue 99+% of racecar drivers are prob inept drivers on public roads on any risk-adjusted basis, at any speed: real world (even at legal speeds) has vastly greater uncertainties/catastrophic risks (esp for a rich guy w/a lot more to lose in life) vs typical unsafe/less risk conscious/low IQ drivers on track and/or public rds, at any speed
Full disclosure: like the back-up driver assist systems of latest 65 in emergent event (have never faced such a scenario, so don't know if they really work) but view them as last-line of defense before passive safety: drive myself w/no audio/phone/navig/other distractions in my car: enjoy driving self and music of 65 engine/exhaust/gearbox blips: the poor man's private plane
And part of why I get rid of cars every <2yrs is, systems decay, whether airbag systems or various sensors, making them potentially one's enemy and a tail risk, in tail risk scenarios....and software does improve over time but mfrs don't (for various self-serving reasons) debug these vs already-sold cars, not unlike phones....obviously mfrs gotta force people to get latest/greatest...or just a more debugged mid-cycle version
We own a 2018 E300 and are enjoying the new semi-autonomous features. Unfortunately, we recently had an experience that could have had serious consequences: We were driving around the neighborhood at 30 mph - not on cruise control - when the car abruptly beeped, braked, and tightened both the driver’s and the passenger’s seat belts in what can only be described as panic mode. There was no traffic on the street, no pedestrians in sight and nothing that could have indicated an imminent collision of any kind. Had this happened when driving on a highway, at higher speed and heavy traffic, we would have been rear-ended with possible serious consequences. Our Mercedes Benz Service office didn’t have any explanation for this occurrence and indicated that Mercedes Benz doesn’t monitor the performance of these cars, so they have no way to know what happened and no way to fix it. Have you or anyone else have or heard of such malfunction of the MB semi-autonomous system?




