S580 Overkill For A 29 Year Old?




Meanwhile, my BMW dealer let me take the car home on a Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. That's how we bought the X7 and X5 before. That's how you build trust too.
Actually, I asked once, and showed them that I was annoyed by it. The answer was that it was a Mercedes-Benz NA corporate thing, not a dealer specific rule. They can skip the rule, but they'd have huge non-compliance liability if anything happens.
Last edited by S_W222; Aug 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM.
Meanwhile, my BMW dealer let me take the car home on a Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. That's how we bought the X7 and X5 before. That's how you build trust too.
Actually, I asked once, and showed them that I was annoyed by it. The answer was that it was a Mercedes-Benz NA corporate thing, not a dealer specific rule. They can skip the rule, but they'd have huge non-compliance liability if anything happens.
Meanwhile, my BMW dealer let me take the car home on a Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. That's how we bought the X7 and X5 before. That's how you build trust too.
Actually, I asked once, and showed them that I was annoyed by it. The answer was that it was a Mercedes-Benz NA corporate thing, not a dealer specific rule. They can skip the rule, but they'd have huge non-compliance liability if anything happens.
Right, and “so what do you do for a living” and yammering through the whole thing so you can’t really give the car any attention. Plus they hardly ever know anything about the car in the first place.
Last edited by SW20S; Aug 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM.
I always give them a proper thrash to know I’m going to love the car.
A few times I took a car for the weekend. Have ended up with a different car than on the initial weekend test for the experience.
I won't let a salesman talk to me in any event. As soon as they walk up, I put them on notice: No thank you, and no talking whatsoever. If they can't follow the rules, I inquire about the location of the sales manager. If they scurry away, all is well. If they smile and try and take me to the sales manager, I know I'm at one of those dealerships, and I leave.
Same with houses, or any other scenario where a salesman is typically involved. Not into it; even if the only thing I have on my mind is going home and masturbating, my time is still too valuable.
It’s not an MBUSA rule lol
Right, and “so what do you do for a living” and yammering through the whole thing so you can’t really give the car any attention. Plus they hardly ever know anything about the car in the first place.
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I won't let a salesman talk to me in any event. As soon as they walk up, I put them on notice: No thank you, and no talking whatsoever. If they can't follow the rules, I inquire about the location of the sales manager. If they scurry away, all is well. If they smile and try and take me to the sales manager, I know I'm at one of those dealerships, and I leave.
Same with houses, or any other scenario where a salesman is typically involved. Not into it; even if the only thing I have on my mind is going home and masturbating, my time is still too valuable.
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I remind the few who still try it about those years and they quickly back down now as they have no leg to stand on. I let them sit in the car and help me get phone paired, controls explained, etc, But when it's time to pull away, they need to exit the vehicle. If they won't, I do and I don't come back.
Meanwhile, my BMW dealer let me take the car home on a Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. That's how we bought the X7 and X5 before. That's how you build trust too.
Actually, I asked once, and showed them that I was annoyed by it. The answer was that it was a Mercedes-Benz NA corporate thing, not a dealer specific rule. They can skip the rule, but they'd have huge non-compliance liability if anything happens.
Lexus, BMW, and CarMax let me take cars out by myself. BMW has been pushing an overnight i7 test, but I didn’t gel with it, and used prices are so low that I couldn’t buy from a dealer.
There is another aspect to the current sales model: I't's very unlikely I'm going to buy from the same dealership. I go to one or more until I've seen the car itself; and the options/colors that interest me. Some of these will require test drives, some will not. Once I've settled on the configuration I'm interested in; I'll almost invariably order the car. That process will play out with inquiries at dealerships across a large area, in some cases nationwide. Doesn't feel right to let someone invest their time, with very little hope of a payout. I don't hate these people, but few will know more than I, and they don't have anything to offer me unless I need a fob when a test drive is in order. Better they invest their time elsewhere.
In short, its a broken system and I tell good salespeople all the time that they are wasted on the car business.
Modern outfits like Tesla and Rivian and Lucid have it right. They have salaried sales and support staff and the retail outlets exist just to expose the vehicle to the public. You schedule a test drive and the car is there and you go on your merry way and come back, and then they can help you order the car or you can do it online. Prices are what they are. Much better experience.
Of the three you mentioned, I've been in all of them, Lucid most recently. Complete agreement on it being a better experience.




Last edited by S_W222; Aug 14, 2025 at 06:38 PM.
When I was a kid, the salesmen didn't even walk over to talk, I'd have to go get one for a test drive. Then they'd kinda scratch around on my driver's license, as in, fake ID. Run my credit twice... lol Not saying you're a kid, I recall 40ish or something, but there are lots of variables determining whether you drive away alone when the price starts going up.
I think SW is probably right, they just said that: Putting the blame on MB is an easy way to distance them from an unpopular policy.
I’m 39 and I sometimes feel like I’m too young to be in the 580. It’s old man prestige. When you buy a car, you see everyone else that is driving one and I would say I’m by far among the youngest drivers of the vehicle. That said, if drive any meaningful amount of distance for work then there is no other car to consider. The 580 is the best touring sedan on the road and it isn’t even close. It’s fast, safe and reliable. The status of the flagship Mercedes means you’re never feeling like you don’t have enough car. When I pull up to valets, the head nods are there.
G wagons are cool, but I honestly feel like it’s a mom-vehicle. Would recommend over a Panamara, but it’s really not a driver’s vehicle.
If you are considering a Porsche, you should go 911. If that’s outside of your range, look at the CLE AMGs. My neighbor has one and it’s cool. At 29, I’d have been happy to drive one of them. Looks great, fast enough and its CLS-type price range.
I’m 39 and I sometimes feel like I’m too young to be in the 580. It’s old man prestige. When you buy a car, you see everyone else that is driving one and I would say I’m by far among the youngest drivers of the vehicle. That said, if drive any meaningful amount of distance for work then there is no other car to consider. The 580 is the best touring sedan on the road and it isn’t even close. It’s fast, safe and reliable. The status of the flagship Mercedes means you’re never feeling like you don’t have enough car. When I pull up to valets, the head nods are there.
G wagons are cool, but I honestly feel like it’s a mom-vehicle. Would recommend over a Panamara, but it’s really not a driver’s vehicle.
If you are considering a Porsche, you should go 911. If that’s outside of your range, look at the CLE AMGs. My neighbor has one and it’s cool. At 29, I’d have been happy to drive one of them. Looks great, fast enough and its CLS-type price range.
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