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Old 11-27-2006, 01:36 PM
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Wow, can't believe you even had the ***** to come back to this thread, bravo.
Old 11-27-2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cylinder Head
Its so hard to type through the tears. That was a biblical lashing.
If I know Improviz, he's just gettin' started.
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A 12.5 car has a chance against a SL65? There is a hidden camera around here somewhere isn't there?
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Originally Posted by allanlambo
Sorry buddy, but the temp was over 90 degrees when we were running, and there is more to DA than that.
Not according to the data I obtained from the National Weather Service. If you've got actual recorded data from that date from an official source, let's see it. Mine is NWS data for Phoenix.

Originally Posted by allanlambo
Anyway, as I have shown, a Z06 pulls just over 1 car length on me. People have been known to run as high as 129 mph in those cars stock.
You didn't show the beginning of the race, who got on it first, etc...these *do* make a difference, you know.

Originally Posted by allanlambo
Those cars will RUIN an S65, Sl65 etc.
Haven't seen a video of the two running yet. Have you?

Haven't seen a timeslip of a Lambo, including yours, running an altitude-corrected 11.6 (or, as you would round it, an 11.5 ). Have you?

Haven't seen a video of any stock Lambo pulling any stock S65 or SL65. Have you?

Originally Posted by allanlambo
At the track, another C6 Z06 could only run 116mph, putting it also in line with the C6 I raced. So far Ive done a total of 3 runs in my car, and each has gotten substantialy faster. Owners of modified Renntech Benz's who have seen my car, raced it, raced other cars such as an Sl65 have a agreed, my car will pull an Sl65 let alone a S65.
I'm not really interested in what you, or others who, like you, have not raced a Gallardo head to head with an S65 or an SL65, have to say about what you *think* it can do. What I am interested in is raw numbers, and/or video, showing what it *can* do.

The problem is this: you have provided the raw numbers. They fall short.

Come back when you've got something to show. But your time and trap don't correct to any 11.59 @122.61, no matter how you slice it.

Originally Posted by allanlambo
And as for ownage, anyone driving a 2001 Amg, owns no one. You are owned by just about every single 2006 Camry driving grandmother out there.
Lame, outright false on its face, ad hominem, and diversionary. What I drive has nothing to do with your unproven claims. Pretty hard for you to keep on topic when the data show you're losing, isn't it??

Time and time and time again whenever you get shown to be wrong, you simply trot out the same old "I could do this" type arguments, "my friend says I can do this", and the good ol' fashioned ad hominem red herring nonsense.

Why not trot out some numbers of you beating an 11.56 @ 122?? Oh, I know why: because you don't have them!
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allanlambo.....

you just got owned once more.....
do yourself a favor and just stop, your making an idiot out of yourself
Old 11-27-2006, 08:38 PM
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How exactly does one get OWNED by a guy with a 2001 Mercedes, and another guy who compares cars to driving in his mommys mercedes?

I will get video racing an Sl65, as I will get more video racing the Z06. As a matter of fact the Z06 gets the jump as he does the 3 horn beeps, as Im driving and filming at the same time.

Autoweek just got 114mph out of the new 997TT, I guess an Sl65 will kill one of those too!
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Welcome to what MBWorld has become, Allan....

I'm "owned" by every 16-year-old on the site!
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Originally Posted by allanlambo
How exactly does one get OWNED by a guy with a 2001 Mercedes, and another guy who compares cars to driving in his mommys mercedes?

I will get video racing an Sl65, as I will get more video racing the Z06. As a matter of fact the Z06 gets the jump as he does the 3 horn beeps, as Im driving and filming at the same time.

Autoweek just got 114mph out of the new 997TT, I guess an Sl65 will kill one of those too!

ummm I'm sensing some self-esteem issues here. Some of the most knowledgeable people I know have almost nothing. If you are proven wrong then you are wrong and if not then you are right. #'s don't tell the whole story so posting times from different mags isn't going to help either case!!!!
What you need are two arbitrary drivers one in an S65 and the other in the lambo who know how to drive. As for the SL 65 being faster then the p-car sure esp. if the driver mis-shifts!

Further more this is a car enthusiast forum, not the I have a bigger d**k forum!
So grow up!

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Old 11-27-2006, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ClayJ
Welcome to what MBWorld has become, Allan....

I'm "owned" by every 16-year-old on the site!
Can you blame us? Sure your posts aren't that bad however when it comes to backing up about what you say you own you become shy. So can you really blame us?
Old 11-27-2006, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by allanlambo
How exactly does one get OWNED by a guy with a 2001 Mercedes, and another guy who compares cars to driving in his mommys mercedes?
Oh, I'd say that you got OWNED by repeatedly being shown to be wrong, stupid, and ignorant.

How's that?

Oh, and again, you make yourself look like an insecure, petulant little child by going into idiotic rants about the car I drive, as if somehow, this precludes my being able to look at two timeslips and determine which car was faster.

Do you think anyone is looking at claptrap like that and saying "Yeah, that's right: Improviz cannot possibly examine two timeslips and determine which car is faster, because he drives a CLK55". Truly sad, and truly weak. The only person feeding at that little literary trough is you.

Originally Posted by allanlambo
I will get video racing an Sl65, as I will get more video racing the Z06. As a matter of fact the Z06 gets the jump as he does the 3 horn beeps, as Im driving and filming at the same time.
You just don't get it, do you? The game's over. You lost. You posted a time. The S65 beat your best run, in both ET and in trap, by 0.5 seconds and 5 mph respectively. You're slower. End of story. The numbers tell the tale.

I mean, you are like the weeble of debates; no matter how many times I knock you down and show you're flat-out wrong, you keep popping right back up with yet another "hey, don't look at *those* facts; look at *this*! Look at the car improviz drives! Look at the clothes he wears! Look at his haircut! Look at anything, please, anything, please guys, I'm desperate here, look at anything but the facts!" rant.

I posted car magazine tests, all of which showed the SL65, S65, and CL65 to be faster to the 1/4 mile, than any Gallardo test out there.

Your response: to attack the magazines and the car I drive.

And so on, and so on, and so on.

Pretty soon you'll be attacking yourself for that timeslip: "Well, that allenlambo guy just can't drive! Oh, ****...that's ME! Um...err...ah...dammit...crap, allen, think, dammit, THINK...ah, yeah: IMPROVIZ DRIVES A CLK55! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, EVEN WHEN HE'S USING MY OWN TIMELSIP!!"



Absolutely, totally pathetic. And what's the saddest thing here is that your monumental ego won't even allow you to see how much of a laugh people are having watching you get dismantled, piece by shallow, petty, nouveau riche piece.

Originally Posted by allanlambo
Autoweek just got 114mph out of the new 997TT, I guess an Sl65 will kill one of those too!
Guess what they got in the Gallardo, allen? 110 mph.
http://www.autoweek.com/apps/pbcs.dl...FREE/406210702
0-60: 4.57 seconds
0-100 km/h (62.1 mph): 5.07 sec
0-quarter-mile: 13.03 sec @ 110.9 mph


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Old 11-28-2006, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Oh, I'd say that you got OWNED by repeatedly being shown to be wrong, stupid, and ignorant.

How's that?

Oh, and again, you make yourself look like an insecure, petulant little child by going into idiotic rants about the car I drive, as if somehow, this precludes my being able to look at two timeslips and determine which car was faster.

Do you think anyone is looking at claptrap like that and saying "Yeah, that's right: Improviz cannot possibly examine two timeslips and determine which car is faster, because he drives a CLK55". Truly sad, and truly weak. The only person feeding at that little literary trough is you.



You just don't get it, do you? The game's over. You lost. You posted a time. The S65 beat your best run, in both ET and in trap, by 0.5 seconds and 5 mph respectively. You're slower. End of story. The numbers tell the tale.

I mean, you are like the weeble of debates; no matter how many times I knock you down and show you're flat-out wrong, you keep popping right back up with yet another "hey, don't look at *those* facts; look at *this*! Look at the car improviz drives! Look at the clothes he wears! Look at his haircut! Look at anything, please, anything, please guys, I'm desperate here, look at anything but the facts!" rant.

I posted car magazine tests, all of which showed the SL65, S65, and CL65 to be faster to the 1/4 mile, than any Gallardo test out there.

Your response: to attack the magazines and the car I drive.

And so on, and so on, and so on.

Pretty soon you'll be attacking yourself for that timeslip: "Well, that allenlambo guy just can't drive! Oh, ****...that's ME! Um...err...ah...dammit...crap, allen, think, dammit, THINK...ah, yeah: IMPROVIZ DRIVES A CLK55! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, EVEN WHEN HE'S USING MY OWN TIMELSIP!!"



Absolutely, totally pathetic. And what's the saddest thing here is that your monumental ego won't even allow you to see how much of a laugh people are having watching you get dismantled, piece by shallow, petty, nouveau riche piece.



Guess what they got in the Gallardo, allen? 110 mph.
http://www.autoweek.com/apps/pbcs.dl...FREE/406210702
0-60: 4.57 seconds
0-100 km/h (62.1 mph): 5.07 sec
0-quarter-mile: 13.03 sec @ 110.9 mph

The numbers only tell the tale for a douchebag who lives life through magazines, such as yourself.
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Originally Posted by allanlambo
How exactly does one get OWNED by a guy with a 2001 Mercedes, and another guy who compares cars to driving in his mommys mercedes?

I will get video racing an Sl65, as I will get more video racing the Z06. As a matter of fact the Z06 gets the jump as he does the 3 horn beeps, as Im driving and filming at the same time.

Autoweek just got 114mph out of the new 997TT, I guess an Sl65 will kill one of those too!
r u mad b/c my mommys e55 will tear you a new ******* w/ a $2000 pulley/ecu?

or that ill tear you a new ******* in my 997s through any canyon in la

get the videos and then you can talk, before you get your words dont mean ****

a 65 will smoke a 997tt in the long run
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Originally Posted by allanlambo
How exactly does one get OWNED by a guy with a 2001 Mercedes, and another guy who compares cars to driving in his mommys mercedes?
Why do you keep making personal attacks on Improviz. An 01 CLK55 is a great car so quit being such an insecure snob.

You drive a Lamborghini...clap clap...go collect your medal
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Originally Posted by transferred
Why do you keep making personal attacks on Improviz. An 01 CLK55 is a great car so quit being such an insecure snob.

You drive a Lamborghini...clap clap...go collect your medal
seriously, what an insecure little c(_)nt.
this dude needs mad help.

in reality its because improviz (and the rest of us) are right and he has nothing to say so he resorts to using personal attacks.

(he probably has a little weenie also)
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ROFLMAO!!! My face hurts from laughing so hard.. Yo Lambo dude.. Are you high on meth?? A gallardo will get prison raped by any 65 AMG.. But I do give you props for coming back after that severe lashing..

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ROFLMAO!!! My face hurts from laughing so hard.. Yo Lambo dude.. Are you high on meth?? A gallardo will get prison raped by any 65 AMG.. But I do give you props for coming back after that severe lashing..
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Originally Posted by transferred
Why do you keep making personal attacks on Improviz. An 01 CLK55 is a great car so quit being such an insecure snob.

You drive a Lamborghini...clap clap...go collect your medal
you mean his daddy's lambo?
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you mean his daddy's lambo?
http://allanlambo.justgotowned.com/
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you mean his daddy's lambo?
He owned numerous Lambos over time,just would not accept anything else as superior to his beloved Brand.
Have to give him credit for being consistent and very stubborn in that quest.
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Originally Posted by absent
He owned numerous Lambos over time,just would not accept anything else as superior to his beloved Brand.
Have to give him credit for being consistent and very stubborn in that quest.

but at what expense?
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but at what expense?
Just don't take anything personally,look at his posts as pure entertaiment and just laugh...
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Just don't take anything personally,look at his posts as pure entertaiment and just laugh...
It is funny but like you said aslong as its not taken personally!

+ I luv being the *****
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Wow. The level of ownage is off the charts!! Right or wrong, this is a fun thread, lol.
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............wow!!!

It is okay to argue about what car is faster, but anyone that actually believes that an S65 does 0-60 in 5.1 secs is NOT a car guy. Even if you think that gallardo is faster than an S65, you surely cannot belive that an S65 does 0-60 in 5.1 secs. That is slower than an S55 and slower a G55. So if you know anything about cars, you instantly realize the absurdity of the 5.1 secs for an S65.

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