Derek???
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he ran an 11.24 and the terminator ran an 11.01. how's this for $40k against $110k. he was pushing 575 rwhp and 640lb ft of torque. so much for your luxurious grocery getter!
What an idiot. Why don't we let his ole lady, Bessie-Sue, chose as to which car she'd rather go to Wal-Mart in, the next time she buys clothes.......idiots.
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Originally Posted by DerekFSU
Wow, that's one of those stories where you SWEAR you were there but then you read it and you're not so sure you really were there after all. Looks like it's time to respond.
What the hell, we're all there just to have fun anyways. Thumbs up to you.
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Done like the gentleman that you are Derek
Hope to get to shake your hand one day
Also liked the video though that Camaro did make it look like you didn't know how to get your car out
Great video!
Also liked the video though that Camaro did make it look like you didn't know how to get your car out
Great video!
Thanks for the props my friends. Weird deal. Never ever run into someone like at any track. My Tally boys came around for a little backup. I did win $60 for the "dial in for dollars" that night which was the first money that car ever won me. Now if I can only win 2,000 "dial in for dollars" it will have payed for itself.
Thanks to Dgussin for the QUICK find on that one.
Thanks to Dgussin for the QUICK find on that one.
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Originally Posted by DerekFSU
Thanks for the props my friends. Weird deal. Never ever run into someone like at any track. My Tally boys came around for a little backup. I did win $60 for the "dial in for dollars" that night which was the first money that car ever won me. Now if I can only win 2,000 "dial in for dollars" it will have payed for itself.
Thanks to Dgussin for the QUICK find on that one.
Thanks to Dgussin for the QUICK find on that one.
I like how that oxford guy talked **** to him.
Derek,
That was very well handled my friend. Classy, calm, and collected. I am, and have been for many years, amazed at the kind of keyboard warriors people, like captainphat, turn into when they post on forums.
My hats off to you on handling it like you did... you really proved to be the much bigger man - even if you do have the slower car
-m
That was very well handled my friend. Classy, calm, and collected. I am, and have been for many years, amazed at the kind of keyboard warriors people, like captainphat, turn into when they post on forums.
My hats off to you on handling it like you did... you really proved to be the much bigger man - even if you do have the slower car

-m
Derek, they're calling you a liar over there:
"Derek is a liar. I have seen his car, and it is a V-36 with quadruple turbos AND 2 Kompressors. Just before the race, I saw him run over to the "captain", drop trou, and slap his but cheeks 3 times. He then skipped off chanting "I'm gonna wiiiin, I'm gonna wiiiin". The cars line up and when the lights dropped, Derek pulled out a supersoaker and sprayed down the "captains" side of the track with baby oil. Old cappy did three 360's and before he knew it, he was 8 car lengths behind. Thats when I heard the captain say "NO HE DI'INT" and hit the 32 stage nitrous button. His cobra was actually 4" off the ground as it crossed the line ahead of the V-36 AMG grocery rocket. Derek can lie all he wants, but I was there, and I seen it."
"Derek is a liar. I have seen his car, and it is a V-36 with quadruple turbos AND 2 Kompressors. Just before the race, I saw him run over to the "captain", drop trou, and slap his but cheeks 3 times. He then skipped off chanting "I'm gonna wiiiin, I'm gonna wiiiin". The cars line up and when the lights dropped, Derek pulled out a supersoaker and sprayed down the "captains" side of the track with baby oil. Old cappy did three 360's and before he knew it, he was 8 car lengths behind. Thats when I heard the captain say "NO HE DI'INT" and hit the 32 stage nitrous button. His cobra was actually 4" off the ground as it crossed the line ahead of the V-36 AMG grocery rocket. Derek can lie all he wants, but I was there, and I seen it."
That forum is alive with posts right over the last few days. I laugh so hard everytime I read the thread over there, especially the message above.
On another note, kudos to the folks on the svtperformance forum for being really stand up people. Aside from phatass, everyone has shown good character and been very genuine so far with regard to Derek. Thumbs up to everyone over there!
On another note, kudos to the folks on the svtperformance forum for being really stand up people. Aside from phatass, everyone has shown good character and been very genuine so far with regard to Derek. Thumbs up to everyone over there!



so funny...




J/K!