Acronyms...
BMW= Bus Metro or Walk
FIAT= Fit It Again Tony
FORD= Found On Road Dead
PONTIAC= Poor Old Negro Thought It's A Cadillac
Childish I know, but funny nontheless.
Dodge: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Acura: Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
VW: Virtually Worthless
BMW: Big Money Waste
Honda: Hang On Not Done Accelerating
Chevrolet: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Aston Martin: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly
Mercedes: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
Jaguar- Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just a few, lol.
Dodge: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Acura: Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
VW: Virtually Worthless
BMW: Big Money Waste
Honda: Hang On Not Done Accelerating
Chevrolet: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Aston Martin: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly
Mercedes: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
Jaguar- Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just a few, lol.
PONTIAC= Poor Old Negro Thought It's A Cadillac.
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I totally agree with you...Why couldn't he just say something like Poor Ole Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac?...Racist remarks are not needed.
Last edited by MHaynes772; Nov 16, 2005 at 09:47 PM.
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I grew up in a trailer park.
growing up in the ghetto, doesn't make you ghetto.





Well atleast you have 2 educations street/university which makes you 2x smarter than most people.



Well atleast you have 2 educations street/university which makes you 2x smarter than most people.
FIAT- fix it again Tony
GM- garbage man
GMC-garbage man's clutter
FORD- first on race day
slightly off topic;
What is the difference between a BMW and a Porkupine?
Porcupine has *****s on the outside.
You know you could substitute...
Poor Ol' NewYor-ican Thought It was A Cadillac and it still would be funny...what a band a friggin babies!!!
Last edited by StapleGun; Nov 17, 2005 at 10:24 AM.
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