Fake M5 slips....
#76
Originally Posted by jordan
Trust me, you haven't had the discussions I have had in the past 24 hours about this with the neighbors as they didn't think it was a big deal. I have to tell them that it is to some people on this board and they don't understand. So, let it go, I am tired of it already.
Are you for real, clown? SHouldn't you be resting and shuttling down your unprotected wireless router instead of posting away??
You were explaining to your neighbors that there are some people on some board that care about altered slip??
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Give it a rest, will ya.
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Originally Posted by Belmondo
Are you for real, clown? SHouldn't you be resting and shuttling down your unprotected wireless router instead of posting away??
You were explaining to your neighbors that there are some people on some board that care about altered slip??
That is fkn juvenile.
Give it a rest, will ya.
You were explaining to your neighbors that there are some people on some board that care about altered slip??
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Give it a rest, will ya.
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#79
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Originally Posted by jordan
VelocitE55, I was joking about your car, get over it, some thougth it was funny...other than that, I have been nothing but nice on this board, check the history. This thread is old, time to talk about something worth while, remember, I did own up to the conclusion and didn't have to.
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Originally Posted by VelocitE55
Are you kidding? No one thought that **** was funny. More than one person called it tasteless and uncalled for in fact. Your just a hater, simple as that. ![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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As for Jordan's post, man that was pretty tasteless and childish...same level of mentality it would take to post fake slips. Sad.
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#81
Originally Posted by E55_POWER
As for Jordan's post, man that was pretty tasteless and childish...same level of mentality it would take to post fake slips. Sad.
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If any of you had any doubt that HE and not some imaginary "boy"
photoshoped the slip here is your proof. This fk photoshoped this and posted it as a joke about
" Attacked, assaulted, injured and my CLS55 is trashed"
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What's his story, who photoshoped this ****-------neighbours little girl?
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Jordan, please lay off with the jokes man, I dont find it very funny. And thats a Honda S2000, not a Miata.
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So this jordan fk took VelocitE55 signature and photoshoped into the crap above.
Now you know who is doing the photoshoping.
I would go further and say that jordan/floyd is m&m. Potentially dude is as sick as the one who attacked VelocitE55.
Last edited by Belmondo; 11-28-2005 at 02:16 AM.
#86
I don't know how much time your spent on this but your right! I just went into Dragtimes.com and seached for 1/8 times @ 101mph. Someone on the board "E55 Baller" said something about a SUPRA, so I started there. After looking at this photo for a few Min with it reduced to my left and looking at slips....this is what I found. So,,,,E55 Baller, did you do it? How did you know it was a supra? Don't hate for me asking...
Ted
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Jordan/M5Floyd, I've had no problems with you on either board but you've gotten COLD busted. If you read through all your posts on this board about the slip and the M5 board- http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=62778, it's painfully obvious.
Do you realize that between these two boards, you "accused" or at least mentioned 3-4 other people of doing it? Is that not a bit weird to you?
You're just like the arson who starts the fire and stands around to watch it burn. Dude, you are absolutely busted.
Do you realize that between these two boards, you "accused" or at least mentioned 3-4 other people of doing it? Is that not a bit weird to you?
You're just like the arson who starts the fire and stands around to watch it burn. Dude, you are absolutely busted.
#88
....this jordan/M5floyd is incredible. Here are a few of his quotes at M5board.com.
..............below he is asking FISKE to download the other timeslip after he realized the 101mph at 1/8 in his first fake slip did not make sense.
............after FISKE downloaded the second fake slip, our joker adds the following quote:
...........when the slips were becoming suspect, he adds:
...............then finally he was busted, he says:
Ted
m5 running 12.3's at 119....I don't know why they are slow. What should they be running? 10's? what makes ya happy?
I belive it was a friend of mine, he took the family to florida for vacation and got enough miles on it to take it to the track. I would have to say, 101 mph would be an error, and it happens a lot at Orlando's track on the 1/8th miles lights. I have never seen the 1/4 mile lights off! That track needs some new equipment, So does Dragway 42 in Ohio.
Did you download the other Time Slip? I am sure he made a few passes..This 1 is not bad...Wait until it gets cooler and more people and motors get broken in. Wait until the Northern boys get to the track after the snow melts in March 2006, then we will see some times. I believe I have said this before!
Smart boy for downloading. I would have to say the 1/8 mile mph is an error. But the 93 MPH on his other slip is right on. If he can't figure out LC when he stated in his comments, I would say he might not be a "track head". Also, car is new as he stated that the wife was out with the kids, so he is an older man, I think I am almost an older man. I need to watch how I say that now. 36! My birthday was nov 22...starting on kids NEXT year. Wife works too much now.
not so sure it's fake just because of the marks. I usualy fold up my money together that would put the crease in the same spot. I am no photo wizard, just a thought. If they are fake, we will see when people start going to the track. SHOW ME VIDEO! That is proof nowadayz. BUT, why didn't he just use someone elses TIME SLIPS if he wanted to defraud the time of the M5. Hmmmm, Merc people don't be so fast to defraud, unless it was 1 of you all to do it....
I would agree,,,it's a fake...and my friend who I thought it was got the Zo6 not the M5. So my friend who I thought it might be is "Mike Horak", not Mike Horakk. My friend has been working at Tripplet Auto for 10 years and is a true racer. Nothing he owns goes higher than 11.90's
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Originally Posted by Belmondo
I would go further and say that jordan/floyd is m&m.
Nice work Belmondo.
Edit: I cannot believe this board will not let me type DIICK Tracy.
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Originally Posted by Belmondo
I would go further and say that jordan/floyd is m&m.
If you do not believe in **** Tracy you should now. Wow!!!! Is this really M&M, alive and well?
Originally Posted by Belmondo
I would go further and say that jordan/floyd is m&m.
If you do not believe in **** Tracy you should now. Wow!!!! Is this really M&M, alive and well?
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#92
Originally Posted by SoulBladeZA
but it can't be M&M.
but he's been posting on the local forums with a 165.xxx.xxx.xxx IP, which is a SAIX IP.
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He knows more than you do, I CAN tell you that much.
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#93
Originally Posted by e55 baller
So...Jordan, you DID do it. And thanks for blaming it on me. How pathetic.
Why did you do it? Oh, and "Don't hate for me asking... "
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Why did you do it? Oh, and "Don't hate for me asking... "
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Derik, I got so involved because I recognized the name. I to am a sluth, but busted, not realy, I didn't know and it was not personaly me. You guys need something else to talk about, it's been 2 days. Thread is over already.
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#94
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Originally Posted by SoulBladeZA
ROFL. Ok you guys busted m5floyd
, but it can't be M&M. Not trying to be his bodyguard or anything, but he's been posting on the local forums with a 165.xxx.xxx.xxx IP, which is a SAIX IP.
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And no - I am not M&M either.
#95
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Originally Posted by jordan
Sorry baller,,i will repeat 1 more time for those who can not read. I did not.
Derik, I got so involved because I recognized the name. I to am a sluth, but busted, not realy, I didn't know and it was not personaly me. You guys need something else to talk about, it's been 2 days. Thread is over already.
Derik, I got so involved because I recognized the name. I to am a sluth, but busted, not realy, I didn't know and it was not personaly me. You guys need something else to talk about, it's been 2 days. Thread is over already.
Jordan - Some of us are willing to give you some benefit, but you have not even explained what really happened. If you want any credibility here (or on other boards where you post; believe me - many others are reading this thread), you need to come clean with details. It is not enough to say "let it go" or to blame the neighbor's kid. How did the neighbor's kid manage to do this?
#96
Originally Posted by enzom
Jordan - Some of us are willing to give you some benefit, but you have not even explained what really happened. If you want any credibility here (or on other boards where you post; believe me - many others are reading this thread), you need to come clean with details. It is not enough to say "let it go" or to blame the neighbor's kid. How did the neighbor's kid manage to do this?
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i want to see a photo posted of the kid, inside the trunk of a MB, holding
a sign that says "I pirated Jordon's wireless"....with you standing next to
the vehicle holding copy of today's newspaper....as well as pictures of
hot chicks living in your neighborhood.
a sign that says "I pirated Jordon's wireless"....with you standing next to
the vehicle holding copy of today's newspaper....as well as pictures of
hot chicks living in your neighborhood.
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#98
Originally Posted by raymond g-
i want to see a photo posted of the kid, inside the trunk of a MB, holding
a sign that says "I pirated Jordon's wireless"....with you standing next to
the vehicle holding copy of today's newspaper....as well as pictures of
hot chicks living in your neighborhood.![thumbs](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
a sign that says "I pirated Jordon's wireless"....with you standing next to
the vehicle holding copy of today's newspaper....as well as pictures of
hot chicks living in your neighborhood.
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#99
Originally Posted by jordan
I could have changed the IP/ denied it, but no I owned up to it as soon as I did some snooping. Sorry for being so truthful so fast. If I had it to do over, I would have done it the same in telling what I knew. There are other things to talk about now. It was just a prank on me, not need for you all to drag it out.....
And regarding the wireless router and making it safe so non of your neighbors can log in from your router is very easy. Actually when you are setting up the router it automaticalls asks if you want to set up a user name and password. All you have to do is to say yes and set them up. Then no other non-assigned computer can login through your router, unless of course they hack your router, which is not that easy, and needs a professional work especially with the new higher security routers.
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man you are so busted,why in hell would your neighbor fake a time slip and post it on dragtimes?You came over here first and became budy budy with every one and you clearly have some photoshop skills from your miata bs.
I think your that kid from like 2 years ago that kept getting band saying his father had an m5
damn I cant remember his name
I think your that kid from like 2 years ago that kept getting band saying his father had an m5
damn I cant remember his name