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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 02:55 PM
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Big Problem. Need Advice.

I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly ******ed the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my E55 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking from underneath.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? *


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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 03:16 PM
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by xxaarraa
I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly ******ed the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my E55 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking from underneath.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? *


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you had me going there for a minute, heheheh!
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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I was suckered too.
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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Is she still leaking?
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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LOL- great story, rich and compelling, haha. If you're local to Socal, maybe we could take a look at the oil leak for you. If not I'm sure a dealer would be able to assist you.

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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 04:18 PM
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I was about to tell you to call CHEATERS and ....but hilarious!!
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 05:14 PM
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Hahahahahaha..... you got me!!!! I had to re-read it again when I read your last question. Thought that I missed something.... LOL

I forwarded this to my sister.... she called me up immediately thinking that it was serious... just until she read the last question....
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Boy am I glad to hear Wolf caught...... that leak! I'd hate to ruin a good relationship
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 07:49 PM
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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That was good. I was thinking "man, why is he spilling his guts here like that"? If it's still under warranty, take it back to the Dealer and ask them to fix your wife!
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 10:28 PM
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Old Sep 30, 2006 | 01:12 AM
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Old Sep 30, 2006 | 10:09 PM
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LOL funny ain't it? I have read this before a long time back but it gets me every time. It was on the motorcycle forums so I thought I would post it here with due credit.
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Old Oct 2, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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